It's all about me

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Walking across a bridge over the Chicago River a few minutes ago I saw group of 20 or so kayakers paddling by...

Baggins taking his act on the road? Does he have followers now?

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
10. The best in the world play at the major league level, instead of just the best white guys in the world.

Or, as a pinko liberal professor (who was run out of town after Podunk State denied him tenure) my neighbor once dated put it: Babe Ruth was the beneficiary of affirmative action.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
Walking across a bridge over the Chicago River a few minutes ago I saw group of 20 or so kayakers paddling by...

Baggins taking his act on the road? Does he have followers now?

monohull. monohull.

[maybe I'm the only one with a constant track of the Simpsons' monorail episode going through my head today. if so, carry on.]

[Spank Myasski]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I generally prefer larger than average, but not porn star big. for those of you keeping track at home.

How do you determine what is average? Average of the guys you've been with? Seen pictures of? Watched in the movies? By what fits?
Inquiring minds want to know.

[Nut Case, Sensitive]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I generally prefer larger than average, but not porn star big. for those of you keeping track at home.

Just don't miss the nuts for the tree!

Nuts!

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Tiger never outdrove Daly. Daly has always led Tiger in driving distance. If you're talking about a specific hole (or day) where he substantially outdrove Daly, it was probably due to club selection.

TM

Daly's daughter is going to a fat camp owned and run by my brother.

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Millennium Park in Chicago just opened with this sculture called "Cloud Gate", but nicknamed "The Bean":

The inevitable wacky Morning Show DJ jokes about millions "rubbing the bean" are well underway...

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
As ... Ariel says in The Leather Daddy and the Femme, "What I like about assholes is, everybody's got one."

Ariel? I'll never look at the Little Mermaid the same way again. "The Leather Daddy and the Femme" must have been one of those direct-to-video sequels.

[Theres and Thats]

Originally posted by Spank Myasski
How do you determine what is average? Average of the guys you've been with? Seen pictures of? Watched in the movies? By what fits?
Inquiring minds want to know.

Everybody wants to be me!

Enough, people.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Spank Myasski
How do you determine what is average? Average of the guys you've been with? Seen pictures of? Watched in the movies? By what fits?
Inquiring minds want to know.

average is average from my statistical sampling of course. and while I'm on the subject, I also generally prefer (for viewing purposes only, I guess) that the flaccid size not be miniscule. I like the guys who have mostly BDDs. At least when they are around me.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Daly's daughter is going to a fat camp owned and run by my brother.

thank god for protection of client confidentiality. I'm sure she'd be happy to have that posted all over the internet.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Daly's daughter is going to a fat camp owned and run by my brother.

Your brother is Krusty the Clown?

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Speaking of anal sex, from Good Vibrations' website

Anal sex means much more than anal intercourse. People enjoy using their fingers, mouths and hands in anal play, not to mention toys ranging from plugs to dildos to anal beads!

Just remember that dildos are illegal in Texas, RT -- stick with the plugs and anal beads.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Ariel? I'll never look at the Little Mermaid the same way again. "The Leather Daddy and the Femme" must have been one of those direct-to-video sequels.

I'm not sure she has one.



I couldn't find anything with a more direct view, though. Maybe I'm checking the wrong sites.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I'm not sure she has one.



I couldn't find anything with a more direct view, though. Maybe I'm checking the wrong sites.

You need to gut more fish.

Of course she has one.