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11-16-2006, 06:20 PM
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Steaming Hot
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Uncle Milty
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I never took it. I guess I'll never know.
I was okay at calculus, but I could really only "do calculus". I never really knew what it meant or why, which is what separated the friends of mine who were very good at it from me.
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This is perhaps the gayest thing you have ever posted. |
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11-16-2006, 06:21 PM
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#557
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Uncle Milty
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
This is perhaps the gayest thing you have ever posted.
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He gets a pass for the Wondrbra thing, which is simply astounding.
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11-16-2006, 06:21 PM
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#558
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
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Uncle Milty
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I never took it. I guess I'll never know.
I was okay at calculus, but I could really only "do calculus". I never really knew what it meant or why, which is what separated the friends of mine who were very good at it from me.
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If you get the DVD collection of LA Law the 4th season, in the out takes Stuart explains the venus butterfly and it's based upon multi-variable derivations.
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11-16-2006, 06:22 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Uncle Milty
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I did a lot better Freshman year than Senior year.
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I bet you wouldn't have if you knew your freshman grades wouldn't count in your GPA. Wow, I binge drank a lot freshman year. Hit the exact cut-off to avoid academic probation my first semester. Cleaned up my act a bit second semester.
It is (even) hard(er) to force yourself to go to classes when you know they won't count in your GPA. |
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11-16-2006, 06:24 PM
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#560
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Uncle Milty
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I bet you wouldn't have if you knew your freshman grades wouldn't count in your GPA. Wow, I binge drank a lot freshman year. Hit the exact cut-off to avoid academic probation my first semester. Cleaned up my act a bit second semester.
It is (even) hard(er) to force yourself to go to classes when you know they won't count in your GPA.
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That's almost a health hazard. It's like asking for campus wide stomach pumping, acid freakouts and pregnancies.
That said, I wish I went to your school.
ETA: Who am I kidding... I'd have been exactly the ass I was at my school anywhere else.
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11-16-2006, 06:24 PM
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#561
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Random Syndicate (admin)
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Uncle Milty
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I bet you wouldn't have if you knew your freshman grades wouldn't count in your GPA. Wow, I binge drank a lot freshman year. Hit the exact cut-off to avoid academic probation my first semester. Cleaned up my act a bit second semester.
It is (even) hard(er) to force yourself to go to classes when you know they won't count in your GPA.
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My freshman year grades were my worst. Sadly, they counted.
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11-16-2006, 06:26 PM
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#562
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Uncle Milty
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
If you get the DVD collection of LA Law the 4th season, in the out takes Stuart explains the venus butterfly and it's based upon multi-variable derivations.
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Which is the one where Benny gets laid?
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11-16-2006, 06:27 PM
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#563
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Registered User
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Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Uncle Milty
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
This is perhaps the gayest thing you have ever posted.
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What about the time when I posted "I am the most faggotiest faggot fucking faggot you will ever know"? Gayer?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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11-16-2006, 06:28 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Am I the only one who hears the screams?
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
That ain't nothing. In Minneapolis, they will pay the bus driver to swerve and hit you. Then they will park their car on your legs to make sure you cannot get up and, as you lay there screaming, get out of the car and ejaculate into your mouth. They will then attack the woman who is attempting to call 911 to get you some help, gouge out her eyes, and poop in the sockets.
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Ha! You said, "poop."
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11-16-2006, 06:29 PM
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#565
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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Uncle Milty
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
What about the time when I posted "I am the most faggotiest faggot fucking faggot you will ever know"? Gayer?
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Actully, it was Sebastian who posted that, not you. And you got the quote wrong. What he actually said is "I don't like eating pussy and I don't like it when women suck on my cock."
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11-16-2006, 06:33 PM
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Uncle Milty
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Actully, it was Sebastian who posted that, not you. And you got the quote wrong. What he actually said is "I don't like eating pussy and I don't like it when women suck on my cock."
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"Suck on my cock"? And you're calling me fancy?
I eat the pussy, I eat the butt, I eat it all...*
* I don't eat the butt and have no idea what "all" means in that context.
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11-16-2006, 06:34 PM
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They Call Me Tater Salad
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Freaky Beach, CA
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Uncle Milty
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I never took it. I guess I'll never know.
I was okay at calculus, but I could really only "do calculus". I never really knew what it meant or why, which is what separated the friends of mine who were very good at it from me.
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I was at one with the math spirit until differential equations (and I have a high school letter jacket full of jangly math team medals to prove it). That crap is the like organic chemistry of math. Not too fond of determining the stable population state for foxes-rabbits based on varying birth and death rates and food scarcity. |
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11-16-2006, 06:34 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Uncle Milty
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
What about the time when I posted "I am the most faggotiest faggot fucking faggot you will ever know"? Gayer?
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No, talking about how you can "do calculus" is so much gayer. |
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11-16-2006, 06:38 PM
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#569
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Registered User
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Uncle Milty
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
He gets a pass for the Wondrbra thing, which is simply astounding.
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Those were something special, weren't they? We need to find mroe pics of her.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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11-16-2006, 06:40 PM
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#570
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Location: Podunkville
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Don't know what a slide rule is for.
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Originally posted by Mr. Man
(and I have a high school letter jacket full of jangly math team medals to prove it)
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Wow. I love it when we do this. |
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