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12-13-2004, 03:36 PM
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#571
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Location: Flyover land
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I thought she meant festive. Picture a thick penis in a Santa hat.
(And make that pom-pom shake.)
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Love those holiday-themed condoms. The fringe (hee, hee) on the Santa hat adds a lot of sensation.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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12-13-2004, 03:40 PM
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#572
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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New Year's Rockin Eve
New Year's Rockin Eve will not be the same.
Regis to ring in New Year for Clark
Former 'Bandstand' host hospitalized after stroke
NEW YORK - A week after suffering a mild stroke, Dick Clark remained hospitalized and his spokesman announced that Regis Philbin will fill in as host of ABC’s “New Year’s Rockin’ Eve 2005.”
Just after I made a comment that Dick Clark must be about 90 now, this happens.
Regis. Hmf. What does he know about rock?
Why not someone else? Maybe with a music background or someone who likes music? I'm trying to think of someone who'd be perfect for this, but I'm coming up blank.
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12-13-2004, 03:43 PM
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#573
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Love those holiday-themed condoms. The fringe (hee, hee) on the Santa hat adds a lot of sensation.
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As it happens, the reaction does not appear to be a uniformly positive one. Go figure.
It also appears that a clarification of the Seduction Etiquette is in order. If you are a FB guy, and I am having drinks with you, any failure on my part to place a condom on the bar means that NO SEX is forthcoming, not UNSAFE sex.
NTAWWT, but I thought you should know.
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12-13-2004, 03:46 PM
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#574
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Originally posted by Gattigap
As it happens, the reaction does not appear to be a uniformly positive one. Go figure.
It also appears that a clarification of the Seduction Etiquette is in order. If you are a FB guy, and I am having drinks with you, any failure on my part to place a condom on the bar means that NO SEX is forthcoming, not UNSAFE sex.
NTAWWT, but I thought you should know.
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I am a girl, and got no condom. What does that mean?????
God. The humiliation.
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12-13-2004, 03:48 PM
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#575
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I am a girl, and got no condom. What does that mean?????
God. The humiliation.
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No humiliation, Gatti clearly said FB guy. You are clearly not his preference.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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12-13-2004, 03:49 PM
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#576
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
No humiliation, Gatti clearly said FB guy. You are clearly not his preference.
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Rejection is humiliation.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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12-13-2004, 03:50 PM
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#577
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
I am a girl, and got no condom. What does that mean?????
God. The humiliation.
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Sing it. I've been out with many FB'ers and none of them have ever offered to use a condom. |
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12-13-2004, 03:52 PM
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#578
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Sing it. I've been out with many FB'ers and none of them have ever offered to use a condom.
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If you had offered sex, I'd have offered to use a condom.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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12-13-2004, 03:53 PM
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#579
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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New Year's Rockin Eve
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
New Year's Rockin Eve will not be the same.
Regis to ring in New Year for Clark
Why not someone else? Maybe with a music background or someone who likes music? I'm trying to think of someone who'd be perfect for this, but I'm coming up blank.
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12-13-2004, 03:54 PM
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#580
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
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Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
I am a girl, and got no condom. What does that mean?????
God. The humiliation.
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Shit. Looks like an entire rewrite of the pamphlet is in order. Any aspiring editors want to take this on?
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12-13-2004, 03:57 PM
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#581
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
If you had offered sex, I'd have offered to use a condom.
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That's so sweet. |
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12-13-2004, 03:58 PM
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#582
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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Counterpoint
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Originally posted by barely_legal
I have to agree with RT here. I think it was the best movie I've seen in years. Maybe it's a gender thing?
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You may be on to something. I loved it, and it "stayed" with me for days (kind of like green peppers, but in a good way.) I ordinarily can't stand Kirsten Dunst, but found her to be simply perfect in this role. I have always loved Kate Winslet (with the exception of Titanic, of course), and she didn't disappoint; and even Jim Carrey (that spelling doesn't look right...), whom I ordinarily cannot stomach when he's playing "serious" roles, was endearing.
Speaking of movies -- I think Thurgreed may have a side job as a movie writer. I watched "Dodgeball" this weekend (I rented it for my husband, and he begged me to watch it, because he thought it was absolutely hilarious -- full disclosure, I think he was a little tipsy when he watched it), and it was amusing to be sure. The reason I think TM may be moonlighting is that in a scene where the Ben Stiller character is trying to put the moves on the girl, she kind of "burps" and says, "I just threw up in my mouth a little bit". Of course, the pathetic thing is that I thought, "Hmmm. I wonder why she didn't just say, 'I just TUIMMALB.'" |
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12-13-2004, 04:01 PM
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#583
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
*It is the table-dancing-for-money incident I remember most clearly; that and the drunken white-chick-funky-chicken-faux-hip-hop dancing on the ice rink - that was not good, but at least I was doing it with a really sr. partner and I managed not to mangle any joints.
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Word. Those fogeys can get there noses quite bent out of shape if you crush their doobs. |
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12-13-2004, 04:03 PM
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#584
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
You've come to the dark side, I see.
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Indeed. Welcome, young Jedi master.
Your membership packet is in the mail. |
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12-13-2004, 04:03 PM
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#585
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
That's so sweet.
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I would have offered to pull and pray.
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