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Hank Chinaski · 02-22-2005, 09:35 PM

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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
I'm talking freedom and you're asking for a roomier cage.

Try it, lizard, just try it. You have nothing to lose.

Did you ever think that maybe some of us don't wipe carefully enough for this to be an option? Must we admit this to satisfy you?

Hank Chinaski · 02-22-2005, 09:38 PM

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Originally posted by megaloman
She was a terrible actress. I don't think she was the inspiration for anything, although I suppose she did the best she could considering she never had a normal upbringing. The curse of the hollyweird lifestyle on these childstars is tragic.

By the way- meet the return of Not Me

Skeks in the city · 02-22-2005, 10:10 PM

Webmaster seeks men who can blow themselves.Link to article

Skeks in the city · 02-22-2005, 10:17 PM

Starving cockroaches would rather fuck than eat. Article

Skeks in the city · 02-22-2005, 10:22 PM

The Catholic church faces a shortage of exorcists. Article

evenodds · 02-23-2005, 12:00 AM

I just found out I have a last minute business trip to the very frigid north. I live in a warm climate (80 degrees today), and I do not own or wear boots.

How much of a freak will I look like if I wear suede pumps? I am not concerned about walking around in the muck and mire . . . I am only concerned about looking like a total moron.

e/o

Diane_Keaton · 02-23-2005, 01:23 AM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
My favorite TV show is the subject of a Salon interview. Str8? Have you seen this guy eat luncH?

http://www.salon.com/ent/feature/200...rer/index.html

This guy seems really cute to me, except for that piece of his beard. Is it just the picture? What's the story? He looks Filipino. Mmnnnnn. Filipino men.

Atticus Grinch · 02-23-2005, 02:10 AM

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Originally posted by megaloman
She was a terrible actress. I don't think she was the inspiration for anything, although I suppose she did the best she could considering she never had a normal upbringing. The curse of the hollyweird lifestyle on these childstars is tragic.

She went from child star to a respectable diplomatic career, gave birth the bassist for The Melvins, survived breast cancer, and had a cocktail named after her.

Sure, she may not have outdone Reagan, but she certainly outstripped the entire cast of Diff'rent Strokes. And unless your real name is "Slippery Knob," she's beating the shit out of you.

Tyrone Slothrop · 02-23-2005, 02:22 AM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
she certainly outstripped the entire cast of Diff'rent Strokes

This is a part of Shirley Temple's legacy -- and that of Diff'rent Strokes -- with which I was not familiar. Was it a competition? Are there pictures?

Fugee · 02-23-2005, 04:55 AM

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Originally posted by evenodds
I just found out I have a last minute business trip to the very frigid north. I live in a warm climate (80 degrees today), and I do not own or wear boots.

How much of a freak will I look like if I wear suede pumps? I am not concerned about walking around in the muck and mire . . . I am only concerned about looking like a total moron.

e/o

As long as you aren't wearing sandals or open toe shoes, you'd be fine in the Upper Midwest (though I can't speak for Chicago). Presumably you will not be trudging around in the snow or cold. I usually keep my boots in the car in case of emergency but don't wear them unless it is very very cold or the snow is deep.

If you're coming to the Twin Cities, let me know.

Hank Chinaski · 02-23-2005, 08:49 AM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
She went from child star to a respectable diplomatic career, gave birth the bassist for The Melvins, survived breast cancer, and had a cocktail named after her.

Sure, she may not have outdone Reagan, but she certainly outstripped the entire cast of Diff'rent Strokes. And unless your real name is "Slippery Knob," she's beating the shit out of you.

How's she stack up against Robert Blake? She had ZERO starring TV cop roles. Hell man, he had her beat even before any of the recent Court TV work.

barely_legal · 02-23-2005, 09:42 AM

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Originally posted by tmdiva
American Idol recap:

Scott: Aside from a slightly Neville-esque vibrato, I thought he sounded great. AND he managed to convey the emotion of the song, which I had been doubtful he would be able to do. I voted for him.

PS Anyone else watch The Bachelorette: the Men Tell All last night? Josh Virgin Marathoner is still sending my gaydar into the red zone. And he's just so angry. The Nile is not just a river in Egypt, Joshy-boy. Somebody get this kid into therapy.

I voted for Scott too. I love that fucked-up antisocial monkey-boy and I would love to see them have to market him as an American Idol.

As for the women, I did not need to hear the same sucky-ass Michael Bolton song two nights in a row. This is the #1 ranked show in the country (god help us) -- buy the rights to some new damn songs already!

I watched Bachelorette b/c I suck. I honestly don't understand why two (count em -- TWO) virgin men would go on that show. They must know that Jen's not a virgin (she lived with Firestone for 9 months) and I know very few non-virgin women who think it would be great to marry virgins. The "my body is not a carnival ride" guy is going to the worst lay in history if he ever gets any.

Pretty Little Flower · 02-23-2005, 10:20 AM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
She went from child star to a respectable diplomatic career, gave birth the bassist for The Melvins, survived breast cancer, and had a cocktail named after her.

She gave birth to "a" bassist for the Melvins. The current bass player is the former bass player of Minneapolis psycho-punks The Cows. Oh, and remind me not to go out for "cocktails" with you. And don't try to tell me that you prefer a Roy Rogers -- the proverbial cat is already proverbially out of the proverbial bag.

spookyfish · 02-23-2005, 10:21 AM

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Originally posted by mmm3587
Christ, man, can't you sound out the big words?

I'd say it has far less to do with that, and far more to do with the fact that you can't make any sort of point on any subject without coming across like a pompous jackass, but whatever.

Hank Chinaski · 02-23-2005, 10:41 AM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Oh, and remind me not to go out for "cocktails" with you. And don't try to tell me that you prefer a Roy Rogers -- the proverbial cat is already proverbially out of the proverbial bag.

Think about it, it sounds like he'd be good as the designated driver.