Making a buck cleaning Lester's spittle trays on Sequels' 22-year old supermodel abs

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You always need the Weird. It makes the good better and the bad palatable.

Once you've fucked anything a hundred times, you have to get into "the weird." I'm practically at the point where I have to paint faces on my hand like Senor Wences to masturbate.

You paint male faces on your hand to masturbate? Hmmm. Pink pants?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
So who am I? Not who you'd think. Not the dandruff-haired blob of shit in the cube next to you. Not the UES Michigan frat boy. Not the faux disheveled Downtown hipster with the silly retro Puma sneakers.

Dammit, it's times like these I wish I were better at busting socks.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Dammit, it's times like these I wish I were better at busting socks.

Shouldn't you be at the gym?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Shouldn't you be at the gym?

What, no preggo fetish?

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Questions:

All is fair in love and war. Guy A needs to suck it up.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Guy A needs to get over it. If he didn't want other people to date her, he shouldn't have broken up. Guy B has nothing to apologize for. The same rules apply as for discarded property.

I see I should have STP. Sorry. I am drunk.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
What, no preggo fetish?

Well, I am a Penske sock...

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
All is fair in love and war. Guy A needs to suck it up.

You're the one who fucked your sorority sisters' boyfriends, right?

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
It makes me sad that Mark Twain killed the board.

In an effort to make up for it, a scenario:

Couple in social group breaks up in mid-March. He (Guy A) is one of the primary centers of the group (has the big parties, knows everyone, organizes events). She's a pretty amazing woman. Gorgeous, smart, has a pretty successful business. Due to overlapping friends, major efforts have been made to keep hostilities to a minimum. He encourages everyone to stay friends with her and vice versa. I love them independently of each other and think it was probably a good idea for them to break up given their personality quirks (i.e. he flirts with everything that walks, and she has inexplicable insecurities).

Two weeks ago a guy (Guy B) in the group asks her out. She says yes and they've been dating since then. I saw them together at a party on Friday, though I thought they were there as friends, because frankly, I think he's way out of her league. Saturday, Guy B tells Guy A that he's dating ex. Doesn't exactly go over well.

Guy B was brought into the group by the Guy A. Invited to a lot of parties, introduced to a lot of people, etc. Guy A has gone through a lot of shit in the last six months, including the death of a parent, another close family death, and breakup of longstanding relationship. Guy B knew all about this, and in fact got drunk with Guy A the night of a particularly painful funeral.

The rumor mills have been flying, and Guy B has declined a lot of lot of party invitations in the last two days (including my birthday party).

Questions:

1.) Should Guy B have made a move on Guy A's ex? Should he have waited longer?

2.) Should Guy B have told Guy A about the move on his ex earlier? (Note: Guy A was in Mexico the first week that they were dating.)

3.) Should Guy B expect to be cut out of Guy A's life (and possibly social circle) because of moving in on Guy A's ex?

4.) Should Guy B have apologized to Guy A about his actions?

With all due respect, RT, what is this, high school? Guy A and woman are no longer dating. Therefore, what reason would he have for interfering in any way with Guy B? Are they roommates? Lovers? Did they have a pact, Jerry?!?

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
All is fair in love and war. Guy A needs to suck it up.

So you're suggesting a MMF with Guy B and Girl?

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by barely_legal
You're the one who fucked your sorority sisters' boyfriends, right?

No, that was me.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by barely_legal
You're the one who fucked your sorority sisters' boyfriends, right?

You're the only one who didn't.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
No, that was me.

With your withered anaconda?

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
All is fair in love and war. Guy A needs to suck it up.

I agree with pretty much everything everyone has said, though I got the Guy A version of events last night and he's pretty pissed off. He got a "I'm sorry and I won't tell her all the stuff you've told me in the last couple of months" email Monday from Guy B, which didn't help his mood on the matter.

I think Guy B, though, should accept that if he's dating her, his social life is going to change considerably. She's probably worth it, but he did make a major sacrifice in going after her.

ncs, they'd been dating two years.

PLF, Hank, Sebby, etc. disparaging her sexuality wouldn't work with this group. And everyone has seen everyone else naked. No secrets there.

PLF, you're welcome to come to my birthday party.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Same reasons as you give, but I was taught it is impolite to speak of a ladie's private parts in public.

You can do this if you refer to them as "fancy places."