The Spanky Show - Page 39

07-25-2005, 08:04 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
So are you hot for the spankster or not? Should I send you some restraints?

Putting a restraint on Spanky would be like putting a cock ring on a flaccid penis. Just wouldnt work.

He's got a kinda mountain man thing going on.

Wait, I have pictures coming.

07-25-2005, 08:06 PM

I dont knwo how to do this.

Penske_Account · 07-25-2005, 08:07 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Putting a restraint on Spanky would be like putting a cock ring on a flaccid penis. Just wouldnt work.

He's got a kinda mountain man thing going on.

Wait, I have pictures coming.

for this board or the adult board?

ltl/fb · 07-25-2005, 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Putting a restraint on Spanky would be like putting a cock ring on a flaccid penis. Just wouldnt work.

He's got a kinda mountain man thing going on.

Wait, I have pictures coming.

Maybe he would want to restrain you? In a mountain manly kind of way?

07-25-2005, 08:15 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Maybe he would want to restrain you? In a mountain manly kind of way?

Actually, that makes some sense. But then, I am not sure he has the tie-em-up tie-em-down personality. And I am not certain whether he is a confirmed manspinster staying at home reading Idiot's Guides every Friday and Saturday night. The route he took to set up the meeting was rather unorthodox. At this point, Spanky is an enigma to me.

Jealous?

ltl/fb · 07-25-2005, 08:16 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Actually, that makes some sense. But then, I am not sure he has the tie-em-up tie-em-down personality. And I am not certain whether he is a confirmed manspinster staying at home reading Idiot's Guides every Friday and Saturday night. The route he took to set up the meeting was rather unorthodox. At this point, Spanky is an enigma to me.

Jealous?

No. I have finally convinced one guy that sex=good, talking about politics=bad, and I don't have the energy to do that again any time soon.

07-25-2005, 08:21 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Maybe he would want to restrain you? In a mountain manly kind of way?

Let me rephrase. HE looks a little like a mountain man but he acts most like the commodore of my parents yacht club. A proper gentleman raised by what most certainly is a very proper family. Which is why the appearance threw me. I guess it comes from hanging out with all those Deer and small children

ltl/fb · 07-25-2005, 08:24 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Let me rephrase. HE looks a little like a mountain man but he acts most like the commodore of my parents yacht club. A proper gentleman raised by what most certainly is a very proper family. Which is why the appearance threw me. I guess it comes from hanging out with all those Deer and small children

This is sounding creepier and creepier. NTTAWWT.

07-25-2005, 08:24 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
No. I have finally convinced one guy that sex=good, talking about politics=bad, and I don't have the energy to do that again any time soon.

Wait? Have you taken a lover? ANd if so, why are you sending me your restraints?

I have a gift card at GOod Vibes so I can just get my own. FUnny, I got carded to get into this bar and I did not have my idea with me bc I had a tiny purse. But I did happen to have this GOod Vibes card (which I whipped out after pretending to look for my ID which I knew I didnt have). When the bouncer saw the card, I got the stamp to get in.

07-25-2005, 08:25 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
This is sounding creepier and creepier. NTTAWWT.

Jealous?

ltl/fb · 07-25-2005, 08:27 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Jealous?

Negative.

By your rules, shouldn't we be PMing?

07-25-2005, 08:30 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Negative.

By your rules, shouldn't we be PMing?

Exactly.

Spanky · 07-25-2005, 08:37 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
HE looks a little like a mountain man

I was going for the Penske Avatar look. I guess I failed. Time to shave the beard.

PS. I can attest to the Good Vibes story.

07-25-2005, 08:48 PM

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Originally posted by Spanky
I was going for the Penske Avatar look. I guess I failed. Time to shave the beard.

PS. I can attest to the Good Vibes story.

NO! I liked the beard. Part of my Chris Robinson fetish. But if you decide to, let me do it. I can use my Good Vibes card to get the Sexy shave cream.

07-25-2005, 09:04 PM

Are all very large cats and appear to have a weight problem. Salami and Whiff are not in fact black and white and grey cats respectively but are tabbies. Spittles is a calico. The Apple and Apricot trees are lovely.

Spanky lives in the carriage house.