Meh.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
There isn't a cookie that's safe around you, is there?

TM

They are lo-phat.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Truly. Those people should be spayed and neutered.

Well... lets not go thaaaat far. There is nothing wrong with being a hot little number and using your asssets to get some action from a man. Its when you do so to get hitched and ride the gravy train that it becomes loathesome.

I say this is a true hypocrite. Were I gifted with a killer rack and a nice ass, I'd probably be a Grade A mantrapper.

But I'm not. And I'm mad I've no such simple options for achieving wealth without work.

Perhaps if I actually did something I liked and gave a shit about, I'd want to do it a lot, and this would make make it "not work" and possibly even enjoyable. I raised that notion with my father by telephone this morning. He said two things:

"I told you not to move to that shithole you live in," and

"If you want money, you'll have to do things you don't like. I'd have done it differently, but I had to pay for you."

Great thing realizing the person you idolized growing up is a bigger cynic than yourself...

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
HOw long have we known each other? That is an excellent question given that we have only met once. The interent is weird.

indeed. I would say five internet years, but I don't know what that is in human years.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Nice try, but you'll not taint me this time with your catchy tunes that become engraved in one's brain.
Besides, Dio is on the Boneyard right now. And Rio by Duran Duran was just on. So that one's stuck for awhile.

The words "taint" and "Dio" should never be used in such proximity.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Great thing realizing the person you idolized growing up is a bigger cynic than yourself...

Don't think of it as, you were wrong to idolize him.

Think of it as, now you know why you idolized him.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
SS is no longer in the insurgency, i.e. his authority to coin phrases has been stripped.

And without me the Insurgency has shrivelled and died like ovaries on the vine. You need new blood. nfh might be available if you hurry.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
The words "taint" and "Dio" should never be used in such proximity.

Do not get high and order from ITunes any of the Sabbath stuff with Dio as singer.

I was at the gym and all of the sudden I hear "The Mob Rules" on the shuffle. I almost fell off the treadmill laughing. Its all like, "And the wise man on the mountain holds his scepter high, For the beast is risen and the end is nigh!" And every third word is screeched in some faux opera-star affectation. What a fucking car wreck...

Buy the new My Morning Jacket record. Its very good. The band finally found its balls.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You know Candace too?

The name will have to be changed, but otherwise it works reasonably well.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
And without me the Insurgency has shrivelled and died like ovaries on the vine. You need new blood. nfh might be available if you hurry.

I do not insurge.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
indeed. I would say five internet years, but I don't know what that is in human years.

674

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
And without me the Insurgency has shrivelled and died like ovaries on the vine. You need new blood. nfh might be available if you hurry.

Yes, she is on the hot prospects list.

merde!!! STP!!

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Do not get high and order from ITunes any of the Sabbath stuff with Dio as singer.

I was at the gym and all of the sudden I hear "The Mob Rules" on the shuffle. I almost fell off the treadmill laughing. Its all like, "And the wise man on the mountain holds his scepter high, For the beast is risen and the end is nigh!" And every third word is screeched in some faux opera-star affectation. What a fucking car wreck...

Buy the new My Morning Jacket record. Its very good. The band finally found its balls.

Sebby,

Saw Weezer the other night. Excellent show (Hot Hot Heat/Weezer/Foo Fighters). Rivers was in a good mood and they played mainly old stuff (only 3 from the new album). Started with My Name Is Jonas and went from there. The only part that made me sad was when they pulled someone from the crowd up to play The Sweater Song on acoustic guitar and it wasn't Mr Man. He would have done a much better job with it, as he used to perform it all the time with his Dallas band. Sigh.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
I do not insurge.

This is your best work.

[Replaced_Texan]

Orgy photo. (spree: sfw)

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Sebby,

Saw Weezer the other night. Excellent show (Hot Hot Heat/Weezer/Foo Fighters). Rivers was in a good mood and they played mainly old stuff (only 3 from the new album). Started with My Name Is Jonas and went from there. The only part that made me sad was when they pulled someone from the crowd up to play The Sweater Song on acoustic guitar and it wasn't Mr Man. He would have done a much better job with it, as he used to perform it all the time with his Dallas band. Sigh.

That song never goes bad. Shit, the Blue Album never goes bad. I listen to Jonas about once a day (its that tune that seems to repeat on the shuffle all the time). Did they do any strange stuff like "Slob" or "Getchoo"?

I was listening to Maladroit the other day and it finally danwed on me that Dope Nose is a play on words (Dope Knows). Am I the last American to get this?