New Fashion Board 10-3-2003 - 11-7-2003

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by dtb
[Imagine me doing the chicken-head and waggling my finger...]

Now I know you're not talking about me!

Only if you robbed a majestic Rottweiler of her inherent dignity back when you had more time on your hands and fewer outlets for your maternal impulses!

[robustpuppy]

Oops.

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I'll take Brooke Burns (Bruce Willis' new GF) over Rebecca:

Bad nosejob- check
Fake tits= check
Bleach and dark eyebrows- check
too much makeup- check

Honey, your girlfriend with a little money, time and effort could looke just like this dime a dozen, no character whore.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Bad nosejob- check
Fake tits= check
Bleach and dark eyebrows- check
too much makeup- check

Honey, your girlfriend with a little money, time and effort could looke just like this dime a dozen, no character whore.

I think everyone would prefer a silent ketchup. Commenting on these pictures is SO yesterday...

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
That makes perfect sense. And if she were here, I would refer to her as a she. But she couldn't get all that offended if I fumbled around trying to figure out what I should call her (which is essentially the joke I made). (Well, I suppose "she" could get offended, I just wouldn't be that upset about it.)

No, she probably wouldn't get offended, most transgendered people I know don't. They are used to people stumbling around. Just recently a friend of mine who is postop and has been for some time was called he by someone who was signing her in for something. She barely reacted and I quickly and quietly corrected the person under my breath. She smiled thanks at me, and it was forgotten.

Most people don't really get offended when you say something through ignorance or confusion, as opposed to intending to be mean. As you said your joke was as much about your fumbling as anything else. And it was a reasonable fumbling.

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
1. Rush couldn't touch that because the obvious comeback: "Sure, he sucks, but he's fucking Angie Harmon."

2. Agreed. Love the smoker's voice.

3. Angie's looking a bit anorexic these days. I like em skinny, but she's sporting way too much exposed ribcage.

4. Angies doesn't ooze sex like Brooke Burke. Angie's got too much of the skinny WASP thing going. Brooke looks naughty.

I need one of you guys to clarify this for me. My only Brooke Burke experience is from Rank the E show. Maybe its bc she has that stilted, cindy crawford speaking style, but I think she is pretty in a too much plastic way (though I like her flaring nostril nosejob). These pictures make her look much sexier. But that sexiness doesnt exist on rank (at least not for me). So is it just her photos>

and what are these bikini puppies? Her fake tits? Are they well done in a way that the girl from Jag's arent? bc they appear to be about the same size. Do you have any topless shots to post of her?

[Bad_Rich_Chic]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I got in the 91 range.

I got a 78. I don't think spelling "jessie" right would have helped much.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

November 4, 2003 -- DEBRA Messing's pregnancy threw a wrench into the taping of "Will & Grace." The flame- haired star had "complications," spies said, due to her small frame and low body weight. The problem was so bad, according to filthto go.com's Billy Masters, that "doctors have restricted [Messing] to bed rest and are even initiating occasional IVs to provide nourishment to the fetus." Her pals say the danger is over for now. To work around Messing's pregnancy or until they figure out what to do with her character, Grace is heading to Cambodia at the same time as the fortuitous arrival of Will's latest suitor, Dylan McDer- mott. Messing has also pre-taped several phone conversations that can be spliced in. Reps for the show and Messing said: "She was under the weather a month ago. Everybody knew it and dealt with it. But she is fine now. I am sure NBC will announce their plans in the future [regarding Messing's pregnancy]."

This bitch needs to eat. Being given bed rest and IVs to "provide nourishment to the fetus" is unfuckingacceptable. Why doesn't someone tell her that playing xylophone on your exposed rib cage, with no discernable audible difference when you're hitting notes on your tits, is not sexy?

TM

Originally posted by dc_chef
Most pics of them are good, but some show that she is too skinny for them:

THey have that Pam Anderson- bowling ball glued on body look. SD, why would you say these are great but that the JAG girl
s fakes are not great? I cant see the difference. Either they are your bag (no pun) or they arent.

[Bad_Rich_Chic]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
November 4, 2003 -- DEBRA Messing's pregnancy threw a wrench into the taping of "Will & Grace." The flame- haired star had "complications," spies said, due to her small frame and low body weight."

This bitch needs to eat.

Gotta concur with you on that. Fucking eat, it's not a career ender (see gillian anderson, C Z-J). Then again, those women always looked pretty normal. I never understood how SJP managed to birth live young, and I always assumed Celine Dion packed it on while she was out of sight and/or was subjected to whatever bizare medical experiments were required to make up for long-term malnutrition.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Notice how her hair falls right on the line where the canteloupes start.

If you remove the fake tits, what you have is a starving anorexic Jewish girl who just wants to be loved. She reminds me of some kind of Long Island after school special . I dont want to geta ll str8 like, but my friend (from LA) had drinks with a big group of girls several years back and Tori actually started crying, in public, about her man situation I think it was.

Hit the nail on the head. She's a fucking car wreck.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Gotta concur with you on that. Fucking eat, it's not a career ender (see gillian anderson, C Z-J). Then again, those women always looked pretty normal. I never understood how SJP managed to birth live young, and I always assumed Celine Dion packed it on while she was out of sight and/or was subjected to whatever bizare medical experiments were required to make up for long-term malnutrition.

I'm a little surprised she even conceived -- the minimum level of body fat for regular menstruation (and hence, regular ovulation) is considered to be about 17 or 18% (there are exceptions, of course). Now I haven't gotten close enough to Debra Messing to whip out the calipers, but she's cutting it close.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Bad nosejob- check
Fake tits= check
Bleach and dark eyebrows- check
too much makeup- check

Honey, your girlfriend with a little money, time and effort could looke just like this dime a dozen, no character whore.

I've seen photos of this chick sans makeup, on the beach, in a string bikini, walking out of the water, caught by paparazzi...

and she's very fucking hot. This picture dolls her up too much.

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
She was Donna and Kelly's roommate in college (how sad I know this). She always seemed kinda cross-eyed on the show. She went on to have a starring role in that awful (and quickly dropped) David E. Kelley show called (I think) First Years.

Actually I was going to cite to Rebecca Gayheart as being a good looking chick on 90210. She was Dylan's wife (who was accidently killed by her father's henchmen on their wedding day). I figured too short-lived a role though.

Kathleen Robertson has the worst nosejob I have ever seen. Its pointy and nostrily, unlike just nostrily ala Tori and Brooke Burke. If and when I ever get a nosejob, I will bring her picture as a What Not To Do example. She did not belong on tv= but as a sidekick to Tori Spelling int he LongIsland after school special. WHat I had heard was that Aaron Spelling did not want to hire attractieve women for that show bc they would make tori look bad. perhaps, Str8, the canadian californian, can confirm this.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I need one of you guys to clarify this for me. My only Brooke Burke experience is from Rank the E show. Maybe its bc she has that stilted, cindy crawford speaking style, but I think she is pretty in a too much plastic way (though I like her flaring nostril nosejob). These pictures make her look much sexier. But that sexiness doesnt exist on rank (at least not for me). So is it just her photos>

and what are these bikini puppies? Her fake tits? Are they well done in a way that the girl from Jag's arent? bc they appear to be about the same size. Do you have any topless shots to post of her?

Jag chick went too big. Brooke's boobs are conservative leaning toward mildly voluptuous. They aren't the same size at all. For topless, see the adult board.