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05-06-2005, 06:30 PM
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Couldn't her grandma just invest in a series of increasingly large strap-ons?
Btw, from the Alex site, "the same large yellow buttplug" would make a pretty good board motto.
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I don't think grandma really wants to invest that kind of time. She just wants to go right in with a kingsize.*
I agree re: same large yellow buttplug.
*thanks for posting that, paigow!
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05-06-2005, 06:33 PM
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#47
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Whiftastic, yet insightful. I need a drink (like that's news).
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Give a braindead sister a hand. How did I whiff? I proferred two choices and it was neither one?
Shouldnt you be driving down to Lessapalooza about now? everyone will be there. but me. |
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05-06-2005, 06:39 PM
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#48
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Ashleeee
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Thanks to gwink for reminding me of Go Fug Yourself. I'm much more at peace with the world now that I've learned that Ashlee Simpson's "Punk Chick" image was all just a front:
Welcome to Hollywood, Fuglee! The leather covering the knees on those boots will surely come in handy.
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Kind of like a rhinestone covered toilet brush. You can dress it up, but it's still Ashlee Simpson.
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05-06-2005, 06:41 PM
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Apathy rocks!
Join Date: Apr 2003
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As you were
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Which one of you had the stunt penis?
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Was it nfh? Was it Sidd?
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05-06-2005, 06:43 PM
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#50
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Apathy rocks!
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I'm sorry! What do I have to do to make it up to you people? You demand SO MUCH!
*runs away*
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Are you headed to Alburquerque? Are you taking your blanket and teddy bear?
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All our final decisions are made in a state of mind that not going to last. - Proust
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05-06-2005, 06:43 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Give a braindead sister a hand. How did I whiff? I proferred two choices and it was neither one?
Shouldnt you be driving down to Lessapalooza about now? everyone will be there. but me.
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Why am I replying to this?
He was just agreeing that it is hard to find a gaping gash. See, he's a guy (at least on the internet), and a gaping gash has more appeal than it would to you or I. He's been meaning to try out his new stunt penis.
ETA: I missed the tribute portion. I'm assuming Ollie had his Zippo lit and was waving it over his head as he typed that.
Last edited by notcasesensitive; 05-06-2005 at 06:48 PM..
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05-06-2005, 06:46 PM
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#52
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Give a braindead sister a hand. How did I whiff? I proferred two choices and it was neither one?
Shouldnt you be driving down to Lessapalooza about now? everyone will be there. but me.
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It was, in fact, something of a tribute. Last thread, GWINC said getting preggo was the only way to get a man; your response: don't I know that.
Here, you said "its hard to just come up with a gaping gash on the spot. " My response: don't I know that.
Sort of a tribute and a gaping gash joke, rolled into one generally unfunny post! Now where's that drink?
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05-06-2005, 06:53 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Now where's that drink?
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Japanese garden in Hermann Park. 6:30.
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05-06-2005, 06:56 PM
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Japanese garden in Hermann Park. 6:30.
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Don't believe her Ollie, the last time I did, I wound up tied to a tree being pelted with snack cakes.
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05-06-2005, 06:57 PM
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New title
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Why am I replying to this?
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Because we never learn.
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05-06-2005, 06:58 PM
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#56
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Japanese garden in Hermann Park. 6:30.
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I'm not sure I can wait that long, even using central time.
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05-06-2005, 06:59 PM
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Don't believe her Ollie, the last time I did, I wound up tied to a tree being pelted with snack cakes.
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You say that like it's a bad thing. Mmmm, tied up and beaten by Little Debbie.
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05-06-2005, 07:00 PM
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Location: Flyover land
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New title
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
You say that like it's a bad thing. Mmmm, tied up and beaten by Little Debbie.
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It could be frustrating if one weren't able to eat any of the cakes. But just had to watch them whizzing by, drooling around the ball gag.
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05-06-2005, 07:01 PM
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#59
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New title
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
You say that like it's a bad thing. Mmmm, tied up and beaten by Little Debbie.
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There were bees and fire ants involved. I don't want to talk about it.
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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05-06-2005, 07:09 PM
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New title
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Why am I replying to this?
He was just agreeing that it is hard to find a gaping gash. See, he's a guy (at least on the internet), and a gaping gash has more appeal than it would to you or I. He's been meaning to try out his new stunt penis.
ETA: I missed the tribute portion. I'm assuming Ollie had his Zippo lit and was waving it over his head as he typed that.
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What tribute part? |
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