New Fashion Board 10-3-2003 - 11-7-2003

[the Blue Flaming Bush]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I can't. I tried. It is unreadable. He has no point. His sentences are poorly constructed. And he makes no sense. Wiley is the worst writer I've come across in any field. How did he get that job?

TM

What’s interesting is that yesterday’s game showcased McNabb as McMediocre. Not sure if anyone will apologize to Rush though. Certainly not the elitist idiots in the media.

Those little crybabies got their undies ruffled not because Rush said anything about McNabb but because they know that what Rush really did was call them out for what they are ivory tower intellectual snob-racists. Rush said that these mediamorons were looking at color and trying to change assess the outcome based on race. And like the jackals they are that same egg-on-the-face hypocritical media are now trying to rip him a new one. Same thing with the Schwarzenegger brouhaha.

Speaking of which, McNabb should offer Rush a big thank you. After this flap, he will never be criticized in the media again. Easy example is that barely literate Chris Collingsworth was go gleeful I can only guess that he was peeing his diaper when he was praising yesterday’s especially crap ridden performance by McNabb.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
WHile I find the whole story kind of sad, and definitely interesting in a grotesqye, dragged off stage by a tiger who had him by his lifted neck, kinda way, NB, I must say, your interest and keeping on top of the story is a wee bit troubling.

It makes complete sense once you hear that NB is the "Roy" in the Podunkville knockoff. He and his partner (NTTAWWT) tempt overweight housecats to strike with the lure of tender vittles.

I actually have more sympathy for the family of Dan Snyder right now. Roy chose to work with tigers. He had some risk inherent in his job. I agree that the cat should not be killed.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

"October 6, 2003 -- FRED Durst had designs on Halle Berry even before he met the "Catwoman" star. To woo beautiful Berry, Durst programmed songs into an iPod for her. According to the upcoming GQ, Durst put on Cyndi Lauper's "True Colors" and Al B. Sure's "Night and Day" to "impress" her. The love songs were included because, Durst told GQ writer Jason Gay, "You just never know." Berry - who just filed for a separation from her hubby, Eric Benet - fell for Durst during the making of the "Gothika" video, and they are now in constant contact."

She looks good, but the woman has no fucking brains.



But then again, Jones looks like ass and she has no fucking brains either.



October 6, 2003 -- WHY isn't Star Jones telling the truth about her stomach-stapling? The queen-size host of "The View" underwent gastric bypass surgery, as we reported in August, after she fainted from the altitude in Colorado and doctors told her she had to lose weight. But when someone recently congratulated her on her shrinkage, she attributed it to "dieting." Scoffed an insider, "This is a woman who couldn't diet if she was in Ethiopia during a famine. She's looking to capitalize on this somehow."

TM

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I can't. I tried. It is unreadable. He has no point. His sentences are poorly constructed. And he makes no sense. Wiley is the worst writer I've come across in any field.

Originally posted by the Blue Flaming Bush
What’s interesting is that yesterday’s game showcased McNabb as McMediocre. Not sure if anyone will apologize to Rush though. Certainly not the elitist idiots in the media.

Those little crybabies got their undies ruffled not because Rush said anything about McNabb but because they know that what Rush really did was call them out for what they are ivory tower intellectual snob-racists. Rush said that these mediamorons were looking at color and trying to change assess the outcome based on race. And like the jackals they are that same egg-on-the-face hypocritical media are now trying to rip him a new one. Same thing with the Schwarzenegger brouhaha.

Speaking of which, McNabb should offer Rush a big thank you. After this flap, he will never be criticized in the media again. Easy example is that barely literate Chris Collingsworth was go gleeful I can only guess that he was peeing his diaper when he was praising yesterday’s especially crap ridden performance by McNabb.

I stand corrected. I have now read worse than Wiley -- if not for structure, than surely for substance.

TM

[the Blue Flaming Bush]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
"October 6, 2003 -- FRED Durst had designs on Halle Berry

TM

Old news. When I was in London last month, one of the tabloids had a bit on how they shagging it up. Apparently she is wasting no time getting back on the hog.

[the Blue Flaming Bush]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I stand corrected. I have now read worse than Wiley -- if not for structure, than surely for substance.

TM

Are you a fan of the media, McNabb or Collingsworth? Either way, truth hurts bucko!

Originally posted by the Blue Flaming Bush
Old news. When I was in London last month, one of the tabloids had a bit on how they shagging it up. Apparently she is wasting no time getting back on the hog.

TM

Is this sock land of fu ready yet?

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Anne Elk


I agree, the tiger should not be put down for being a tiger but, I think there may be a man-eater issue to be considered. Years ago I recall hearing that once lions, tigers (and bears Oh My!) attack man, they develop a taste for us and begin hunting us over their other more usual four-legged fare.

Any tiger that's been in captivity for that long isn't about to be put out in the wild and actually be able to survive. It's zoo/captivity or death.

As for the mic, my understanding was he hit him after the tiger had already started to paw him. With training, that's supposed to mean "bad kitty." Like hitting a dog with a rolled up newspaper or spraying a cat with water after it craps on the rug. Here, though, the tiger's response was, okay, time for dinner.

[the Blue Flaming Bush]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
TM

Is this sock land of fu ready yet?

Hey, sock you sister! I lurked long off to know your wackadoo m.o. You are now on my ignore list, thanks for playing, buh-bye!

Originally posted by paigowprincess
TM

Is this sock land of fu ready yet?

even the avatar is derivative

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
So I'm walking down the street yesterday and these two wannabe models are heading toward me. A guy and a girl. As I pass them, the guy turns to the girl and says, "Did you hear about that sabertooth tiger they caught in someone's apartment yesterday?"

Saturday morning cartoons aren't nearly as educational now as they used to be.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
But then again, Jones looks like ass and she has no fucking brains either.

Did Mr. and Mrs. Jones actually name their child "Star"? I know a guy who was saddled with the name "Storm" and a girl whose birth certificate reads "Paisley," but "Star"?

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
TM

Is this sock land of fu ready yet?

Please say the answer to this is yes.

And in response to ABBA, I had a friend in college whose best friend's birth-given name was Star. I thought it was unusual, she said, no, there are a ton of people named Star (but she never told me how she got this information nor could she tell me anyone else named Star).

[the Blue Flaming Bush]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Please say the answer to this is yes.

And in response to ABBA, I had a friend in college whose best friend's birth-given name was Star. I thought it was unusual, she said, no, there are a ton of people named Star (but she never told me how she got this information nor could she tell me anyone else named Star).

Get a backbone you little ass-polisher! You have to look to ancient sharkjumpers for approval on hitting the ignore button?!

For being a sheeplish part wimp part pussy sycophant, I now banish you to the land of fu. You and paigow should have lots to talk about.

[Replaced_Texan]

Has anyone ever heard of a traffic rule involving parking next to a stop sign?

I got a parking ticket this weekend citing (in handwritten scribble) me for parking within 15 feet of a stop sign.