Fashion Board 3-5-04 to 4-6-04

[SlaveNoMore]

Not Me
Paul Wellstone?

I think he meant Al Franken.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I will step back from my opinion that all bangs are bad, as you're right, some people can pull it off, but for the most part, yikes.

Helen Hunt is one of the ones who needs bangs:

Link to Hunt pix

Slave note - I switched the pix to a link because (1) it was resizing the Board and (2) no one should have to look at that uggo on a friday

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by baltassoc
I'd consider myself a hair guy, if you will, as opposed the the more common breast and ass men.

Good hair:

Length is not really a priority, although some people like like hair exclusively. If the question is longer versus healthier, then definately healthier wins. I've definitely found very short hair attractive on some women.

Quantity is not critical so long as it meets certain minimums. Thick is good, but lots of volume isn't a positive of a negative, depending on hair type. I generally go for smooth hair, but I had a girlfriend once with huge curly hair who was very sexy.

Shiny in the sense of healthy is good. Oily not so good.

Soft is good. Very good.

Strong such that it can be held onto / clenched at appropriate times is good.

Straight vs. wavy vs. curly is a matter of personal taste. I don't really care so long as the cut and style is appropriate and the person is working with it instead of against it.

Some people are biased toward a color. I have a slight preference for redheads, but not enough to override an otherwise promising head of hair. Bad dye jobs are bad.

A good cut is critical. Split ends are bad.

Hair should also smell nice. Chemically hair is bad.

Really, it's a total package issue for me, but some people emphasize one aspect over another (primarily color and length, it would seem).

I have found your perfect match. Combine this:



with this:



for your perfect girl.

TM

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
This is exactly what I'm talking about. See below too:

Having just returned from an afternoon haircut and color (Not Blond), I can confirm Flinty's assessment that bangs are unfortunately big right now in the likes of Elle and similar mags. Not quite as long of bangs as in the above picture, but very very straight, full bangs. I have to concur that they suck. On virtually everyone.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by Not Me
Slave note - I switched the pix to a link because (1) it was resizing the Board and (2) no one should have to look at that uggo on a friday

I hate when the board gets upsized like that, too. But I think Helen is pretty. She just has a high hairline requiring bangs to make her forehead not look huge. It softens her look.

[SlaveNoMore]

ThurgreedMarshall

I cannot look at this without seeing Eriq La Salle and hearing "So let your Sooooooooul Glooooo"

[Atticus Grinch]

useful voter guide.

Turn down the sound before shooting anyone. Sadly, it's impossible to shoot both the KKK Guy and the French Internationalist, but rules are rules.

[Atticus Grinch]

The next time a group jumps you in a hotel room, beats you, and tries to cornhole you, you might as well relax and enjoy yourself. It's probably just your colleagues. {Spree: news article about manly-man initiation into SWAT team --- contains frightening use of "horseplay".}

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
useful voter guide.

Turn down the sound before shooting anyone. Sadly, it's impossible to shoot both the KKK Guy and the French Internationalist, but rules are rules.

It should shock no one that I'm a left wing communist.

I will note though that when I talk of moving out of the country in disgust, it's more likely to be to Mexico, not to Canada. Actually, usually it involves hijacking a sail boat and hunting for a deserted island to take over and call my own.

[Skeks in the city]

Originally posted by EvenOdds

Have you ever had an entirely clueless, completely deluded acquaintance who has no idea how undesirable s/he is to people s/he finds attractive? .... I am supposed to have lunch with Delusional today, and I want to tell him that the chick he spent hours working was working his friend. My guy friends think his ego cannot handle it. I am sick of him whining about his friend always moving in on his girls.

You're having lunch with the wrong guy. You need to tell your hot friend to break up with Mr. Delusional.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
It should shock no one that I'm a left wing communist.

Slave IMed me to say it's people like you who forced GWB to make John Ashcroft our Attorney General. So I offer you a hearty fuck-you, you fucking commie. Text follows:

BigFauxMo: It's people like RT who forced GWB to make John Ashcroft our Attorney General.
KimLuver72: weird that
KimLuver72: i really wish they hadn't
KimLuver72: btw i wish him a speedy recovery
KimLuver72: lol!
str8outtaquantico: a/s/l?
KimLuver72: not in an ironic way
str8outtaquantico: a/s/l?
KimLuver72: nah im outie

[NotFromHere]

The beginning of the end.

NEW YORK - Six high school players and one from junior college have applied for the NFL draft as a result of the court ruling that allowed Maurice Clarett to enter the April 24-25 player selection.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4460352/

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I have found your perfect match. Combine this:



with this:



for your perfect girl.

TM

Can we switch formats? I vote for all Blublockers and Brooke Burke. That nipple thing is weird, a bit, but she's still phenomahot.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
I vote for all Blublockers and Brooke Burke. That nipple thing is weird, a bit, but she's still phenomahot.

I wouldn't comment on her nips if she was born that way. I would say cut her some slack.

But she paid for those AND her husband is a plastic surgeon AND she makes her living off of people photographing her some of which she is photographed nude. That is what leaves me scratching my head. Her husband could fix it for free.

The rippling of the implant shell is bad, too. Why not get that fixed?

[ThrashersFan]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
gallstone pancreatitis,

It also may be caused by excessive alcohol consumption...

Fuck.

That and Bill O'Reilly is all pissed off at Anheuser Busch.

What a bitch of a week for those of us who live on Bud Ice Light.

:beer:

10 points out but still hoping to drink from The Cup.