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06-09-2005, 03:55 PM
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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Response to the lube posts
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
From the much smartestly named prior thread.
May I recommend this:
Much nicer than that tacky astroglide shit. And the vitamin E and aloe will leave your lover/baby's daddy's cock and balls much smoother.
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1. Damn, that stuff is expensive.
2. It's silicone-based, which means it can't be used with silicone toys.
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06-09-2005, 03:57 PM
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#47
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Birthday wishes?
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I still don't understand why hotel cum is the best.
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Beacuse its not. Her gaping gash is still sore from missing the not so inside inside title of the thread.
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06-09-2005, 03:58 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
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alba
Quote:
Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
[Not bad. I couldn't find any pictures where you could tell if she had a magic ass. Or an extra-special pussy.
(eta fuckin' Thurgreed).
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I didn't see any of her fucking Thurgreed either.
And she's not from Toronto, so she wouldn't have extra-special pussy. Take that, Tricia!
I have to report, after sitting on this ass cushion for most of the day, that my ass feels like it's had a real workout. Something about the angles of this thing works the muscles. It's wacky. But also surprisingly comfortable.
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06-09-2005, 03:59 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Birthday wishes?
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Beacuse its not. Her gaping gash is still sore from missing the not so inside inside title of the thread.
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What are you talking about?
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06-09-2005, 04:00 PM
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alba
Quote:
Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Nice, but she's got nothing on Gwink's soon-to-be magic ass. Does Jessica have an extra nice pussy? Does she come from giving blowjobs?
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Ollie, please don't go Taltos on us.
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06-09-2005, 04:05 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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alba
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I have to report, after sitting on this ass cushion for most of the day, that my ass feels like it's had a real workout. Something about the angles of this thing works the muscles. It's wacky. But also surprisingly comfortable.
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link?
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I'm using lipstick again.
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06-09-2005, 04:05 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
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Response to the lube posts
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
1. Damn, that stuff is expensive.
2. It's silicone-based, which means it can't be used with silicone toys.
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Gotta love the firm's internet filter -- Fenwick (I'm in his office) should be getting a visit from the passive-aggressive IT dude about his visits to the Good Vibrations web site in about 15 minutes.
Oh, and why can't silicone mix with silicone? Some sort of worlds-colliding kind of problem?
Bob/Not Bob? Matter/anti-matter?
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06-09-2005, 04:06 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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alba
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I have to report, after sitting on this ass cushion for most of the day, that my ass feels like it's had a real workout. Something about the angles of this thing works the muscles. It's wacky. But also surprisingly comfortable.
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You should post before/after photos, or wouldn't you be comfortable with that?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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06-09-2005, 04:07 PM
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Response to the lube posts
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
1. Damn, that stuff is expensive.
2. It's silicone-based, which means it can't be used with silicone toys.
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That's not what they told me at Ye Olde Sexxe Shoppe. I asked. Oh dear, are the staffe at the Shoppe unreliable? Fortuntately, no sex toys have yet been destroyed. From Pink.
Its worth it. And it lasts forever. And it looks like identical to my bottle of Chanel Allure. Just remind me to put it in a drawer when mumy and dad come to visit. Id on't want to hear, "strange, this perfume does not have a scent".
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06-09-2005, 04:07 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
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alba
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
link?
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http://www.gadgetuniverse.com/cgi-bi...hecked=Y&GEN9=
I think it's from Asia - so the copy is quite funny "a wonderfully shaped bottom will do wonders for your world" etc. And I wonder why they felt the need to tell you about the lack of side effects.
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06-09-2005, 04:07 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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alba
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
Ollie, please don't go Taltos on us.
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I think Ollie's type of posts will occur more often as we get farther (further?) away from the most recent BD. It's a shame, really. We need to be properly satiated, and guessing the heights of celebrities just isn't doing it for us. I can't even remember the picture of the Girl in Red.*
*untrue
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
Last edited by Did you just call me Coltrane?; 06-09-2005 at 04:21 PM..
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06-09-2005, 04:08 PM
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#57
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
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alba
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
You should post before/after photos, or wouldn't you be comfortable with that?
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It's done if you know where to look.
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06-09-2005, 04:10 PM
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#58
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It's all about me.
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Response to the lube posts
Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
Gotta love the firm's internet filter -- Fenwick (I'm in his office) should be getting a visit from the passive-aggressive IT dude about his visits to the Good Vibrations web site in about 15 minutes.
Oh, and why can't silicone mix with silicone? Some sort of worlds-colliding kind of problem?
Bob/Not Bob? Matter/anti-matter?
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Silicone lubes do some weird chemical reaction thing with silicone toys that makes the toys degrade. Ask some science guy why this is.
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06-09-2005, 04:11 PM
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#59
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Response to the lube posts
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Silicone lubes do some weird chemical reaction thing with silicone toys that makes the toys degrade. Ask some science guy why this is.
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Fucking inorganic polymers. Will they never get along?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-09-2005, 04:12 PM
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#60
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It's all about me.
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Response to the lube posts
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Fucking inorganic polymers. Will they never get along?
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Thank you, science guy.
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