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06-07-2007, 05:44 PM
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elevator etiquette
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
And a distant second in the Bay Area - in hearts and minds, anyway.
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Because the persecution of Bonds is even more unreasonable than the prosecution of Paris?
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06-07-2007, 05:45 PM
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#47
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Paris
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I like what wwtdd.com had to say about it:
Only the starfuckers who run the LA county sheriffs department would say she was not released early with a straight face. She went from prison to a mansion. I'm not technically an architect, but those don't sound like the same thing. And I'm sure this sentence will get cut in half too. By tomorrow, they'll take off the house arrest ankle bracelet and replace it with the Congressional Medal of Valor, and they'll do it in one of those big ceremonies like at the end of Star Wars.
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Ah.. Star Wars! Nothing but Star Wars! Gimme those Star Wars.. don't let them end! Ah.. Star Wars! If they should bar wars.. please let these Star Wars stay-ay! And, hey! How about that nutty Star Wars bar? Can you forget all those creatures in there? And, hey! Darth Vader in that black and evil mask - did he scare you as much as he scared me-e-e-e?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-07-2007, 05:46 PM
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Paris
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
By tomorrow, they'll . . . . replace it with the Congressional Medal of Valor . . . .
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Now THAT would be interesting.
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06-07-2007, 05:47 PM
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Paris
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greatwhitenorthchick
I like what wwtdd.com had to say about it:
Only the starfuckers who run the LA county sheriffs department would say she was not released early with a straight face. She went from prison to a mansion. I'm not technically an architect, but those don't sound like the same thing. And I'm sure this sentence will get cut in half too. By tomorrow, they'll take off the house arrest ankle bracelet and replace it with the Congressional Medal of Valor, and they'll do it in one of those big ceremonies like at the end of Star Wars.
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That's good. I like the one from www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com better:
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Well, I guess there's that then. Paris' big debt to society was paid by going to timeout for three days. I'm sure she learned her lesson. Her lesson that taught her that when you break the law repeatedly that there might be a slight chance that you could be inconvenienced.
Law enforcement personnel couldn't be reached because they were busy jumping in the piles of money
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06-07-2007, 05:53 PM
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Wearing the cranky pants
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Paris
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
I've got $5 that says she leaves the manse and breaks her house arrest within the next 72 hours.
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I'll take that. Between the booze she can squeeze out of the cushions, and the miscellaneous drugs found underneath them, she can knock herself out for the first 24. Then Lindsay, Britney, and Nicole can come over with enough to cover the next 24. By then, the whole L.A. sheriff's department should have purchased enough video cameras to fill the final 24.
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06-07-2007, 05:54 PM
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Opposite Day
Morning: upset stomach
Lunch: patty melt
Afternoon: no upset stomach.
I'm traveling back in time.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-07-2007, 05:55 PM
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Paris
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Originally posted by LessinSF
I'll take that. Between the booze she can squeeze out of the cushions, and the miscellaneous drugs found underneath them, she can knock herself out for the first 24. Then Lindsay, Britney, and Nicole can come over with enough to cover the next 24. By then, the whole L.A. sheriff's department should have purchased enough video cameras to fill the final 24.
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ncs is not going to appreciate our attention to this.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-07-2007, 05:57 PM
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Steaming Hot
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Opposite Day
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Morning: upset stomach
Lunch: patty melt
Afternoon: no upset stomach.
I'm traveling back in time.
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06-07-2007, 06:01 PM
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#54
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World Ruler
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S-C-O-M-B-R-I-D-A-E
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06-07-2007, 06:19 PM
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Moderasaurus Rex
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Dream Weaver
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Yes, indeed.
And if the remaining 104/162 games of the regular season get rained out, the Sox will begin the ALDS at Fenway against Detroit.
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If there's that much rain, I think fringey is going to be bumming.
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06-07-2007, 06:19 PM
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Opposite Day
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I love Opposite Day!
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I hate blowjobs!
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-07-2007, 06:32 PM
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elevator etiquette
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
I forgot to check this morning -- the Sox are still in first place, right?
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Yes. But how does that help ME?
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06-07-2007, 06:36 PM
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Consigliere
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S-C-O-M-R-I-D-A-E
That kid is either dumber than Britney or smarter than Stephen Hawking.
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06-07-2007, 06:36 PM
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elevator etiquette
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Game 4 is today. 1-0 Sox in the 3rd.
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Crap. I forgot about game 4. But that's how they all started. Fucking As.
Come on Schilling you bastard. Do something for ME.
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06-07-2007, 06:49 PM
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No "I" in Team; Two "I"s in Schilling
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NotFromHere
Crap. I forgot about game 4. But that's how they all started. Fucking As.
Come on Schilling you bastard. Do something for ME.
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No-hitter. Buh-bye. |
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