Removing the feeding tube from our aging hipster plaid pants

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I need to drink more caffine before reading stuff on the internet on Apirl 1.

If only he could have faked a trailer.

[Anne Elk]

From ESPN.com.

Will anything ever top the Sidd Finch story?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
We should start the League of Westside Posters Scorned by TM. LWPSTM -- kinda catchy, nu?

Granted, I'm not familiar with suburbs, but I think the person farthest west is not ignored.

I'm just saying.

Maybe LNWEPSBTM.


edited to quote correct post.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Granted, I'm not familiar with suburbs, but I think the person farthest west is not ignored.

I'm just saying.

Maybe LNWEPSBTM.

When you quote something and then type about something else, it makes it all confusing. Hank told me so. And what is LNWE?

[notcasesensitive]

Talk about April Fools.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Actually that wa sjust a setup fot the G insult- but its nice to know I'm getting across on 2 intellectual levels. It's like the old Batman show.

Oh. I thought as part of your new niceness policy, you were trying to help me get a blow job from gink.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
From ESPN.com.

Will anything ever top the Sidd Finch story?

Not an April Fools joke, it was on the local news last night.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Oh. I thought as part of your new niceness policy, you were trying to help me get a blow job from gink.

gink?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
gink?

Based on recent discussions, I have decided that the W is gratuitously racist.

[NotFromHere]

Fat boy has a record.


NEW YORK - Scott Savol, one of the remaining nine finalists on “American Idol,” was once arrested for felony domestic violence, but the Fox network said the arrest won’t cost Savol his shot at becoming an “Idol.”

Ohio police documents posted on The Smoking Gun Web site said Savol, now 28, had a confrontation with Michele Martin, the mother of his son, in February 2001. According to a Shaker Heights Police Department report, the couple had decided to separate, but when Savol arrived at Martin’s mother’s home to collect his belongings, he called Martin “several vulgar names,” “pulled an engagement ring off her finger” and “stated he was also going to take their son.”

When Martin threatened to call police, Savol shoved her, pulled the phone from her hand and then threw it at her, striking her in the chest and causing the phone to break, the police report said.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Not an April Fools joke, it was on the local news last night.

You watch the local news? Was the Tivo broken?

In reality tv news, I watched the end of this week's Amazing Race and last night's Apprentice last night. My spoilers follow:

Amazing Race:

I'm so glad dickhead and Deanna lost. First to worst! It was excellent watching the brothers sprint past them to get to the pitstop. I wish the brothers would pull their shit together and become real contenders. If they could stop making mistakes, they'll be in the final 3 with Rob and Amber and Uchenna and Joyce. There is my unlikely-to-play-out prediction.

Apprentice:

I can't believe Chris skated past for another week. I agreed with the firing of full-of-her-own-shit Erin last week, but this week was tougher for me. Stephanie should not have taken the prissy "He Swore A Lot!" line. I can't see how anyone other than Alex wins this season. I think that the high school people remaining get blown out of the water when interview time comes around (if history holds). Which sort of sucks because if he actually cares about pedigree, as he seems to in the later stages, then he shouldn't invite HS onlies as half of the contestants at the start.

[Gattigap]

The GoFugYourself girls have turned a new leaf.

Let us all learn from their example and spread the love. And ShapeShifter, this means you. Another comment like that about our president and Flinty will rip your face off.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
You watch the local news? Was the Tivo broken?

In reality tv news, I watched the end of this week's Amazing Race and last night's Apprentice last night. My spoilers follow:

Amazing Race:

I'm so glad dickhead and Deanna lost. First to worst! It was excellent watching the brothers sprint past them to get to the pitstop. I wish the brothers would pull their shit together and become real contenders. If they could stop making mistakes, they'll be in the final 3 with Rob and Amber and Uchenna and Joyce. There is my unlikely-to-play-out prediction.

Apprentice:

I can't believe Chris skated past for another week. I agreed with the firing of full-of-her-own-shit Erin last week, but this week was tougher for me. Stephanie should not have taken the prissy "He Swore A Lot!" line. I can't see how anyone other than Alex wins this season. I think that the high school people remaining get blown out of the water when interview time comes around (if history holds). Which sort of sucks because if he actually cares about pedigree, as he seems to in the later stages, then he shouldn't invite HS onlies as half of the contestants at the start.

You forgot the end color code or whatever in your original post. The spoiler part was IN PLAIN BLACK TYPE. I READ IT BY ACCIDENT. YOU GOD DAMNED MOTHERFUCKING BITCHSUCKING PUSSYDRIPPING CUNT. YOU HAVE RUINED APPRENTICE FOR ME. LEARN HTML OR LEAVE THE BOARD.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
You watch the local news? Was the Tivo broken?

Str8 watches it for the weathergirl. It's good to stay in touch with the heartbeat of the city.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
You forgot the end color code or whatever in your original post. The spoiler part was IN PLAIN BLACK TYPE. I READ IT BY ACCIDENT. YOU GOD DAMNED MOTHERFUCKING BITCHSUCKING PUSSYDRIPPING CUNT. YOU HAVE RUINED APPRENTICE FOR ME. LEARN HTML OR LEAVE THE BOARD.

All right, Flinty. Sic 'em.