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05-11-2005, 04:02 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
You're the only one who didn't.
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I'm so sorry, I know you're in hot competition with Abba for "Sluttiest Poster" and I didn't mean to sway the vote in Abba's favor. Maybe there can be two trophies.
And I was just kidding with Abba b/c I love her. You, I don't love so much. I'm sure that wounds you. |
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05-11-2005, 04:06 PM
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#587
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
PLF, you're welcome to come to my birthday party.
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Sorry, but I have been declining a lot of lot of party invitations in the last two days, and it would look bad if I suddenly said yes to yours.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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05-11-2005, 04:07 PM
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#588
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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Originally posted by barely_legal
I'm so sorry, I know you're in hot competition with Abba for "Sluttiest Poster" and I didn't mean to sway the vote in Abba's favor. Maybe there can be two trophies.
And I was just kidding with Abba b/c I love her. You, I don't love so much. I'm sure that wounds you.
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Bitch, please. I was merely pointing out the doing horrible things to your best friends like sleeping with their boyfriends or circling their fat with a Sharpie is pretty much an integral part of the sorority experience.
I can't imagine why you wouldn't love me. I'm very loveable. |
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05-11-2005, 04:07 PM
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#589
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Location: State of Chaos
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Originally posted by barely_legal
I'm so sorry, I know you're in hot competition with Abba for "Sluttiest Poster" and I didn't mean to sway the vote in Abba's favor. Maybe there can be two trophies.
And I was just kidding with Abba b/c I love her. You, I don't love so much. I'm sure that wounds you.
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Sorry to timmy, but it's "Most Slutiest." Slutiest is the Canadian pronunciation of "sluttiest," which might tip the scales in favor of gwnc unless ABBA is from WisCAHNsin. |
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05-11-2005, 04:09 PM
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#590
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Bitch, please. I was merely pointing out the doing horrible things to your best friends like sleeping with their boyfriends or circling their fat with a Sharpie is pretty much an integral part of the sorority experience.
I can't imagine why you wouldn't love me. I'm very loveable.
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I read this article somewhere online the other day that said girls learn mean behavior, such as exclusion and ridicule, by the age of 3. Apparently they are very attuned to adults' methods of attaining social status.
How old is the brazenette now? |
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05-11-2005, 04:10 PM
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#591
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Originally posted by taxwonk
With all due respect, RT, what is this, high school? Guy A and woman are no longer dating. Therefore, what reason would he have for interfering in any way with Guy B? Are they roommates? Lovers? Did they have a pact, Jerry?!?
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No, but I can sorta understand the sense of betrayal Guy A was crying in his beer with Guy B after a painful funeral one day, and a week later Guy B starts fucking his ex.
And I've been out of highschool for years now. People really haven't changed all that much when it comes to relationships.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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05-11-2005, 04:11 PM
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#592
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It's all about me.
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I read this article somewhere online the other day that said girls learn mean behavior, such as exclusion and ridicule, by the age of 3. Apparently they are very attuned to adults' methods of attaining social status.
How old is the brazenette now?
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The brazenette is 2. And she's much sluttier than your stupid fetus.
eta that I am kidding, of course. The brazenette isn't slutty at all. Which isn't to say that your fetus is either. |
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05-11-2005, 04:12 PM
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#593
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I am beyond a rank!
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Bitch, please. I was merely pointing out the doing horrible things to your best friends like sleeping with their boyfriends or circling their fat with a Sharpie is pretty much an integral part of the sorority experience.
I can't imagine why you wouldn't love me. I'm very loveable.
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"Bitch please" is so ABBA-esqe circa 2003. But I like the way you flavored it up with the comma. Maybe this will be a tight race after all! Well, not "tight" in the genital sense, but a close race at least.. |
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05-11-2005, 04:20 PM
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#594
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Originally posted by barely_legal
"Bitch please" is so ABBA-esqe circa 2003. But I like the way you flavored it up with the comma. Maybe this will be a tight race after all! Well, not "tight" in the genital sense, but a close race at least..
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Oh no. Not another "my vagina is tighter than your vagina" flame war.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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05-11-2005, 04:21 PM
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#595
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
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Porn Has Completely Destroyed Me
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
What, no preggo fetish?
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Ahem..... That would be me.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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05-11-2005, 04:22 PM
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#596
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Oh no. Not another "my vagina is tighter than your vagina" flame war.
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Between that and the "Slutiest Fetus" contest, I think this may be one of the most disturbing sites on the internet.
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05-11-2005, 04:23 PM
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#597
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Location: State of Chaos
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Oh no. Not another "my vagina is tighter than your vagina" flame war.
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C-section it is. |
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05-11-2005, 04:26 PM
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#598
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Random Syndicate (admin)
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
C-section it is.
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Whoa. And I was just gonna up the Kegel reps.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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05-11-2005, 04:27 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Porn Has Completely Destroyed Me
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Originally posted by taxwonk
Ahem..... That would be me.
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I'm probably going to regret asking, but just how many fetishes do you have?
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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05-11-2005, 04:27 PM
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
No, but I can sorta understand the sense of betrayal Guy A was crying in his beer with Guy B after a painful funeral one day, and a week later Guy B starts fucking his ex.
And I've been out of highschool for years now. People really haven't changed all that much when it comes to relationships.
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That's why I'm glad I'm married. I get to just fuck around without all that relationship crap.
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