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07-08-2005, 08:14 PM
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#586
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No Rank For You!
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Home...yet again
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unprepared k-race winner
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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Gosh. I'm blushing. Though not tumescent. Where are we not having drinks tonight?
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Our usual spot, my paramour. Belden Lane.
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Namaste!!!
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07-08-2005, 08:15 PM
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#587
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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unprepared k-race winner
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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Gosh. I'm blushing. Though not tumescent. Where are we not having drinks tonight?
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I just think it's sweet that ya'all finally ended up together. |
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07-08-2005, 08:16 PM
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#588
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,119
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This is so wrong
I know he's Russian, but this woman's lawyer should be disbarred here for good measure - http://news.yahoo.com/photos/ss/1600...NlYwNzc25hdg-- (Russian woman sues NASA for interfering with her horoscope by sending probe into comet). Then the woman should be chemically sterilized, and her children euthanized, with another sort of probe.
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Boogers!
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07-08-2005, 08:18 PM
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#589
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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unprepared k-race winner
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Originally posted by LessinSF
Q.E.D.
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I have no sock in this fight, however I will note that if content is screened through the cleverness of signature lines, Penske has a clear edge here. He is one of two posters whose signature lines actually make me smile. Less's? Not so much.
[Signature lines are tricky business, much like socking.] |
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07-08-2005, 08:21 PM
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#590
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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Golf post
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
http://sports.yahoo.com/golf
Now, I don't follow golf and the only reason I know who Michelle Wie is bc TM told me about her. But I saw this headline and I found myself rooting against her bc I hope Str8 loses his bet. I am shocked I have an opinion either way.
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Wow. Talk about the kiss of death. Sorry Str8.
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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07-08-2005, 08:43 PM
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#591
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,119
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Golf post
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Wow. Talk about the kiss of death. Sorry Str8.
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I don't have cable on my office TV. What happened on 15 (the double bogey)? That bites.
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Boogers!
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07-08-2005, 08:56 PM
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#592
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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unprepared k-race winner
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I have no sock in this fight, however I will note that if content is screened through the cleverness of signature lines, Penske has a clear edge here. He is one of two posters whose signature lines actually make me smile. Less's? Not so much.
[Signature lines are tricky business, much like socking.]
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All is 4given. Our post-crush platonic cyber-intersection may carry on. That.is.all.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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07-08-2005, 09:00 PM
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#593
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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Golf post
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Originally posted by LessinSF
I don't have cable on my office TV. What happened on 15 (the double bogey)? That bites.
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Something like:
Fairway bunker off the tee, still only 130 from green. Second into greenside front bunker. Third to 25 yards. Fourth to 25 feet. Fifth putt. Sixth holed.
Then she bogeyed the next hole too.
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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07-08-2005, 09:32 PM
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#594
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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unprepared k-race winner
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I have no sock in this fight, however I will note that if content is screened through the cleverness of signature lines, Penske has a clear edge here. He is one of two posters whose signature lines actually make me smile. Less's? Not so much.
[Signature lines are tricky business, much like socking.]
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Who has the second?
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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07-08-2005, 09:52 PM
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#595
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
Posts: 2,807
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unprepared k-race winner
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
The summer after I graduated from college, I went to TCOTU to visit of friend of mine who had gotten a job at some tony ad agency there. He had this crappy 5th floor walk up apartment, and we crowded a bunch of people in there and drank way too much for way too long. At some point, a group of us ventured out onto the fire escape to smoke cigarettes and enjoy the breeze. My friend went to hop up onto the railing of the fire escape, overshot it in his drunken state and fell 5 stories to the pavement below. That sobered us all up.
He basically broke every bone in his body. But the paramedics told us that the only reason he survived was that he was so drunk when he fell, he was pretty relaxed when he hit the ground.
I saw him at a wedding a couple of years ago. He still has a limp, but you have to look for it. And he had some very, very good blow on him.
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This is the most useful information I've ever read on these boards. If falling from great heights, try to go as limp as possible. All floppy-like.
Oh, and fuck Michelle Wie. Her and Sergio can go have a fucking choker party. |
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07-08-2005, 09:59 PM
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#596
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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unprepared k-race winner
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Oh, and fuck Michelle Wie. Her and Sergio can go have a fucking choker party.
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I'm sure they'll let you join in, because you suck at the betting.
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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07-08-2005, 10:03 PM
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#597
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
Posts: 2,807
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Golf post
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Something like:
Fairway bunker off the tee, still only 130 from green. Second into greenside front bunker. Third to 25 yards. Fourth to 25 feet. Fifth putt. Sixth holed.
Then she bogeyed the next hole too.
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Actually, her third was to about 20 feet. She 3-putted for a 6.
And it was on 6, not 15. (She played the back 9 first).
Unreal. I guess that's what you get when you bet on a 15 year old girl and a Spaniard. |
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07-08-2005, 10:04 PM
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#598
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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Must be lucky at love
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str8outavannuys
Oh, and fuck Michelle Wie. Her and Sergio can go have a fucking choker party.
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Dude, you're the guy I pray is rolling when I'm playing the "Don't Pass" line. |
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07-08-2005, 10:07 PM
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#599
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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Steroid Testing??
Don't they test for banned substances at the Nathan's Hot Dog eating contest?
They only ever show head shots of this guy:
Jesus. This guy looks like Giambi in '00. |
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07-08-2005, 10:21 PM
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#600
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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Steroid Testing??
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Don't they test for banned substances at the Nathan's Hot Dog eating contest?
They only ever show head shots of this guy:
Jesus. This guy looks like Giambi in '00.
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Mariah's assistant drew that in with self-tanner. |
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