Fashion Board - Muse to the Fucktards

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Penske, this is NOT funny. Just end it with this sock.

PLF I miss you too.

[ltl/fb]

So, would screwing up the yellow card thing really be worth losing sleep over and retiring? I mean, it might to me, but I'm wackadoo.

http://sports.yahoo.com/sow/news?slu...v=ap&type=lgns

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
More or less likely to have people wearing black tie than Black Tie Optional? Sounds more to me, but I've never seen it on an invite before so I am confused.


ETA: it looks like maybe that is just an updated term for Black Tie Optional. So follow up question - how many of the guys here would wear a tux (instead of a dark suit) to a Black Tie Invited wedding?

Only if I was the groom. And maybe not even then.

[Mr. Man]

Originally posted by ironweed
Overheard

Guy, to girl: Smart girls are never pretty. That's why you're a dumbass.

Union Turnpike station platform

Jun 28, 2006

Nice.

Overheard (by me last night): "Being a porn star is fun". Gotta love LA.

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Jesus. Help me. When are people going to learn that no one, NO ONE wants to see your fatt naked ass on the cover of a magazine. I can only imagine being in a grocery store and having to look at that in the line.

Naked and pregnant is so fucking hot.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by pony_trekker
Naked and pregnant is so fucking hot.

You sound like Pat O'Brien.

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
And someone should shape her eyebrows.

No, no, no. Women should stop doing this, at least to extremes I see. I understand trimming if you have some bushiness to deal with, but these made-up curves around the eye look recockulous. I don´t expect any better of you, NFH, because your life appears to be governed by mass media marketing of celebrity and "fashion," but the rest of you bitches should listen to me.

LessinBarcelona

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
You sound like Pat O'Brien.

I still can't believe that's the same Pat O'Brien who would toss it down to Dick Stockton and Tom Heinsohn for the call of the NBA Finals.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
I still can't believe that's the same Pat O'Brien who would toss it down to Dick Stockton and Tom Heinsohn for the call of the NBA Finals.

WTF happened to that guy? I have no idea how he went from semi-respectable sports anchor to "The Insider".

[greatwhitenorthchick]

I didn't post this as a picture because it's too disturbing once you look at her hand (not the one that is holding the cup). It's beyond skinny. It's just bones. It can't be a bad angle or anything like that.

http://www.thesuperficial.com/2006/0...me_innout.html

(pic of nicole ritchie looking thin but her hand looking downright skeletal - no exaggeration)

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Well, at least there's a net of 486 best new ideas:

She really kind of looks like Heather Locklear to me in that picture. Heather Locklear younger, with her hair dyed dark.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
PLF I miss you too.

Stick around for a while and chat with us a bit this time.

[tmdiva]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I didn't post this as a picture because it's too disturbing once you look at her hand (not the one that is holding the cup). It's beyond skinny. It's just bones. It can't be a bad angle or anything like that.

http://www.thesuperficial.com/2006/0...me_innout.html

(pic of nicole ritchie looking thin but her hand looking downright skeletal - no exaggeration)

The hands also look really scary in the picture where she's kissing DJ AM.

tm

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I didn't post this as a picture because it's too disturbing once you look at her hand (not the one that is holding the cup). It's beyond skinny. It's just bones. It can't be a bad angle or anything like that.

http://www.thesuperficial.com/2006/0...me_innout.html

(pic of nicole ritchie looking thin but her hand looking downright skeletal - no exaggeration)

If I fucked her, her bones breaking would sound like popping bubblewrap.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
I guessed right: I think only the wedding party were wearing tuxes.

What's the tux-wearing ethic in LA? This was DC, where probably people are a bit more likely to wear tuxes. But this was also DC in the summer, where people are more inclined to wear tube tops and spaghetti strap camisoles.

If I were DebtSlave (which I'm NOT -- hence the subjunctive), I would feel compelled to point out that the guests are supposed to wear attire that is equally as formal as what the wedding party is sporting. If the groom is wearing a tux, then the guests should be wearing something equally as formal (and, if I were Debt Slave, I would have to add here that the tuxedo is really no more formal than a dark suit, and to dictate to your invitees what to wear assumes that your invitees are barn-bred rubes, and is really rather rude, don't you know...).


Aren't you glad I'm not Debt Slave?