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11-16-2006, 07:38 PM
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#586
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Uncle Milty
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
This shit is so nerdy, it ain't even English. I don't know how basketballs don't automatically deflate as soon as they touch your nerd hands, nerd.
TM
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It sounds like someone's jealous! Couldn't make the team, eh? |
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11-16-2006, 07:52 PM
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#587
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Uncle Milty
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
It sounds like someone's jealous! Couldn't make the team, eh?
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Awww shit. Now his girlfriend is fighting his battles? How often do you have to re-inflate your breasts?
TM
eta: I guess he can't respond since he's probably camped out on the Sony Playstation 3 line.*
*Get me one too. Thanks.
Last edited by ThurgreedMarshall; 11-16-2006 at 08:11 PM..
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11-16-2006, 08:46 PM
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#588
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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Uncle Milty
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Awww shit. Now his girlfriend is fighting his battles? How often do you have to re-inflate your breasts?
TM
eta: I guess he can't respond since he's probably camped out on the Sony Playstation 3 line.*
*Get me one too. Thanks.
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Ahhhh. That's why there was a line outside of Best Buy today. I'm glad I didn't know the answer when my son asked what all those people were doing in line - or he would have insisted we go wait in it. |
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11-16-2006, 08:58 PM
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#589
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They Call Me Tater Salad
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Freaky Beach, CA
Posts: 697
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Uncle Milty
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
This shit is so nerdy, it ain't even English. I don't know how basketballs don't automatically deflate as soon as they touch your nerd hands, nerd.
TM
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I have only recently worked up the nerve to disclose my past. It was a bit weird having to mix with the athlete group and the mathlete D&D group. Some serious psychological problems, and looking back had a materially detrimental impact on my skirt chasing success (kind of like saying materially detrimental does).
The movie Ferris Bueller was liberating in that it provided me a role model so I wouldn't be ashamed and alone, and I would have a shot at Sloan Petersen. |
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11-16-2006, 08:58 PM
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#590
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
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Note to BRC
Apparently, they just got wind that I moved.
PS - I can't believe neither Thurgreed or Shifter made this joke. They must have left to go to Best Buy. |
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11-16-2006, 09:01 PM
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#591
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
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Note to BRC
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Apparently, they just got wind that I moved.
PS - I can't believe neither Thurgreed or Shifter made this joke. They must have left to go to Best Buy.
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Right - that was the other question my son asked, "Mom - Why are those two guys kissing each other in that line?" |
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11-16-2006, 09:10 PM
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#592
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Note to BRC
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Originally posted by dtb
Right - that was the other question my son asked, "Mom - Why are those two guys kissing each other in that line?"
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I'm surprised he took enough time a way from his My Little Pony to notice.
Why don't you have one of your servants wait in line for you?
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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11-16-2006, 09:11 PM
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#593
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Note to BRC
Quote:
Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Apparently, they just got wind that I moved.
PS - I can't believe neither Thurgreed or Shifter made this joke. They must have left to go to Best Buy.
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I just assumed that it was your move that pushed SF over the top, you fucking fag economist.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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11-16-2006, 09:47 PM
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#594
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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Uncle Milty
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
This sounds like a recurring nightmare that I have where I am in a calculus course that I did not know I had enrolled in and it is the day of the final and I am FUCKED, and after I take the final I have to write a 30-page paper for a Beowulf course in which I also did not know I was enrolled, and I am FUCKED, and I don't know how this happened because I have already graduated from law school, and am a lawyer in a big firm, and in fact, I promised the partner a draft of something three days ago and I have barely started it and I am FUCKED, and so how can I be back in college, and if I am going to dream about college, couldn't I dream about being FUCKED by Rugby Guy?
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I had a dream last night that there was a snake in my bed. The dream was so real that I leapt out of bed and whirled around, ready to see a snake all coiled up on my bed.
It took me a moment to realise that I was out of bed, looking for a snake, and that it had all been a dream.
So I took an Ambien and a quick gulp of bourbon and went back to bed.
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Always game for a little hand-to-hand chainsaw combat.
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11-16-2006, 10:15 PM
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#595
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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Uncle Milty
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I had a dream last night that there was a snake in my bed. The dream was so real that I leapt out of bed and whirled around, ready to see a snake all coiled up on my bed.
It took me a moment to realise that I was out of bed, looking for a snake, and that it had all been a dream.
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You're fucking flower?
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11-16-2006, 10:20 PM
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#596
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Note to BRC
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I just assumed that it was your move that pushed SF over the top, you fucking fag economist.
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I still have a problem with the "fucking fag" comments, even though I know they are supposed to be incredibly funny jokes. Just for the record, or whatever. I know you all care.
(now I guess I know how NotBob feels, like, all the time.) |
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11-16-2006, 10:38 PM
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#597
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Uncle Milty
Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I had a dream last night that there was a snake in my bed. The dream was so real that I leapt out of bed and whirled around, ready to see a snake all coiled up on my bed.
It took me a moment to realise that I was out of bed, looking for a snake, and that it had all been a dream.
So I took an Ambien and a quick gulp of bourbon and went back to bed.
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Funny that this post still bears the title "Uncle Milty." |
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11-16-2006, 11:25 PM
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#598
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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Note to BRC
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notcasesensitive
I still have a problem with the "fucking fag" comments, even though I know they are supposed to be incredibly funny jokes. Just for the record, or whatever. I know you all care.
(now I guess I know how NotBob feels, like, all the time.)
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With all the Paul Krugmans in the world, I have a bigger problem being called an "economist" |
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11-16-2006, 11:46 PM
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#599
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,130
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Uncle Milty
Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I had a dream last night that there was a snake in my bed. The dream was so real that I leapt out of bed and whirled around, ready to see a snake all coiled up on my bed.
It took me a moment to realise that I was out of bed, looking for a snake, and that it had all been a dream.
So I took an Ambien and a quick gulp of bourbon and went back to bed.
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I see our cats moving like the snakes on the plane. snakes are bad. I will never get PC where I'm not allowed to say that.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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11-16-2006, 11:51 PM
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#600
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,130
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Note to BRC
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I still have a problem with the "fucking fag" comments, even though I know they are supposed to be incredibly funny jokes. Just for the record, or whatever. I know you all care.
(now I guess I know how NotBob feels, like, all the time.)
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2!!!!!!
the ___ is gay jokes are something I find tedious also. unfortunately it seems unavoidable to engage in such chatter for a guy on this board.
I don't care which type genital one is attracted to, god bless either way, but I feel trapped in this world where the coltranes, thurgreeds and Shapeys will think less of me if I don't gay bash the effeminates like flower or whoever. I feel trapped to be a homophobe, to be honest.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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