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bilmore · 05-14-2003, 05:49 PM

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Originally posted by lawyer_princess
If hunting is a sport, then why are the hunted animals called "game," hmmm?

Ever smell a football locker room?

Not "sporty".

"Gamey".

greatwhitenorthchick · 05-14-2003, 05:54 PM

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Originally posted by barely_legal
According to my esthetician, a brazilian is completely bare and a playboy brazilian leaves a very small landing strip (not a very long one but wider than a hitler stach or whatever someone was talking about a few weeks ago)

I am glad I did not ask my esthetician because I would have looked stupid. According to that salon article, a happy trails is that thing that some people get when they have hair that goes from their belly button down to their pussy (actually I have only ever seen it on men, and obviously they don't have a pussy). So a happy trails wax is when they take that off. I don't have one, so I don't need it. That is kind of disappointing - I thought it might be something different.

LessinSF · 05-14-2003, 05:56 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
You know you see too much porn when ....

Sacrilege.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 05-14-2003, 05:56 PM

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Originally posted by barely_legal
According to my esthetician, a brazilian is completely bare and a playboy brazilian leaves a very small landing strip (not a very long one but wider than a hitler stach or whatever someone was talking about a few weeks ago)

Shouldn't these estheticians be more specialized? They sound like small town barbers from the '50s, where you had two choices: buzz cut or crew cut. Instead of asking for a specific "do" at these beavershops, can't you just say: "a little off the sides and top, about 1/4 inch length, and nix the sideburns ()"??

FWIW, my friend's wife is an esthetician, and the guys in the group have threatened on many occasions to go to her salon to have her "clean them up" so to speak...:mr:

ABBAKiss · 05-14-2003, 05:58 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Happy Trails defined

Huh. So what is it when it is the fu manchu-like thing (it's like a half-millimeter strip all around the goods)? I have never understood how this is accomplished, but it is sort-of impressive.

bilmore · 05-14-2003, 06:20 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Huh. So what is it when it is the fu manchu-like thing (it's like a half-millimeter strip all around the goods)? I have never understood how this is accomplished, but it is sort-of impressive.

It means hubby's mustache is getting too long.

SlaveNoMore · 05-14-2003, 06:21 PM

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Coltrane?
The GF has told me that the brazilian is completely bare.

No. The completely bare is called the "Damn! I am soooo getting laid"

not7y(I've heard it alternately called the "schoolgirl", but that borders on the vulgar)S

Bad_Rich_Chic · 05-14-2003, 06:25 PM

Uh, sorry to reintroduce this topic, but I was just reading the "I hate Spike" article on Salon and the accompanying response letters, and I just wanted to ask something:

Everyone talks about Spikey being on some "quest" to get his soul back, that he got it back so Buffy would love him, etc. Is it just me, or am I right that he never wanted his soul back and he went to the soul-giving demon guy because he wanted to get his chip removed so he could kill people again & be generally bad and give Buffy "what she deserved" for rejecting him? And the demon guy, in his tricky, nefarious demony way, instead twisted it (as is the way of all insufficiently specified wish granting) and made Spike able to give Buffy "what she deserves" by giving him his soul back.

I mean, is it just me? I thought that was the obvious way to read the season 6 ender, but maybe I'm bonkers.

lookingformarket · 05-14-2003, 06:32 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
not7y(I've heard it alternately called the "schoolgirl", but that borders on the vulgar)S

Borders?

ltl/fb · 05-14-2003, 06:35 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
FWIW, my friend's wife is an esthetician, and the guys in the group have threatened on many occasions to go to her salon to have her "clean them up" so to speak...:mr:

How is this a threat???? Their wives/gfs say "NO! I love your butt [or whatever, but you had the wriggling butt emoticon so I'm going with butt] all hairy!!! Don't get it taken off!!"

ThurgreedMarshall · 05-14-2003, 06:36 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Yeah. I never said I didn't suck. I'm the first to admit that I am no where near as good as I want to be. I am a master slicer. However, being good means playing a lot - for that I will need time and money. Playing better will have to wait until I retire.

Agreed. The "you both suck" was a throwaway line.

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Re: consistency - being consistently closer to the green on your second shot is not a guarantee that you'll hit the green. That's why they put the damn sand traps where they do.

It's like talking to a brick wall. What you said is true. It just doesn't mean anything in the context of our argument. The point is, the further from the green you are, the less consistently you land on it. Similarly, the less lofted your club, the more difficult it is to stop it on the green. I can't make it much simpler.

TM

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone · 05-14-2003, 06:37 PM

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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Uh, sorry to reintroduce this topic, but I was just reading the "I hate Spike" article on Salon and the accompanying response letters, and I just wanted to ask something:

Everyone talks about Spikey being on some "quest" to get his soul back, that he got it back so Buffy would love him, etc. Is it just me, or am I right that he never wanted his soul back and he went to the soul-giving demon guy because he wanted to get his chip removed so he could kill people again & be generally bad and give Buffy "what she deserved" for rejecting him? And the demon guy, in his tricky, nefarious demony way, instead twisted it (as is the way of all insufficiently specified wish granting) and made Spike able to give Buffy "what she deserves" by giving him his soul back.

I mean, is it just me? I thought that was the obvious way to read the season 6 ender, but maybe I'm bonkers.

That was my interpretation as well. As for your earlier question about the watchers, I think the old chick was referring to the cave-manny guys who created the original slayer and offered to give Buffy more power earlier this season.

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I didn't think last night was that bad. Yes, the speeches are annoying, but there was some good stuff: e.g., Anya and Andrew talk pre- and post- speechy stuff; Indiana-Jonesey entrances by first Buffy (saving the girls from the Ubers) and then from Angel; Dawn tazing Xander.

ABBAKiss · 05-14-2003, 06:37 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
How is this a threat???? Their wives/gfs say "NO! I love your butt [or whatever, but you had the wriggling butt emoticon so I'm going with butt] all hairy!!! Don't get it taken off!!"

It is posts like these that make me pleased that I married a Scandinavian. Hairy butts? Not in my world.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone · 05-14-2003, 06:40 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
It is posts like these that make me pleased that I married a Scandinavian. Hairy butts? Not in my world.

I'm a good 1/4 Scandinavian, yet I have a hairy ass. Do I blame my Scottish heritage?

Ollie (curse you, William Wallace!) Ramone

Bad_Rich_Chic · 05-14-2003, 06:41 PM

Does someone have a link to this Brazilian article on Salon? Or is it the old one where the author goes to the J sisters and talks about how a Brazilian changed Gwynneth Paltrow's life?