New Fashion Board 10-3-2003 - 11-7-2003

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss


And who goes to Taco Bell on a date? There's no booze there. How is the dude gonna get lucky?

I usually bring a 2-liter of Purple Passion.

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
The wolf commercial is disturbing. Hey, I'm glad Tex Lex's friend is getting work, but watching a guy suckle a wolf does not make me want a sandwich.

Coors Lite commercials during football games annoy the shit out of me. Last year's "twins" was bad enough. But this season's installment starring Kid Rock is pushing me over the edge. Why don't they just cut to the chase and market their product as "Tasteless Beer for Tasteless People"?

The commercial about the premmie with the piano music. Usually seen during the Today Show.

And Blasedow's Fitness for Life

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
grace

Can someone explain this to me? How does a coke fiend exhibit grace? She always came off as awkward to me also.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter

Coors Lite commercials during football games annoy the shit out of me. Last year's "twins" was bad enough. But this season's installment starring Kid Rock is pushing me over the edge. Why don't they just cut to the chase and market their product as "Tasteless Beer for Tasteless People"?

When we look back to pinpoint the exact time when you failed to conquer the world, this will be it.

How dare you?

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I usually bring a 2-liter of Purple Passion.

In the sippy cup? I think we dated.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
When we look back to pinpoint the exact time when you failed to conquer the world, this will be it.

How dare you?

Your avatar, at a quick glance, reminds me of an octopus. I think it's the pale leggy stuff on the dark background.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Common? What does that have to do with whether she is beaugtiful or not?

She was beautiful when she wasnt skinnyh.

Or doing coke.

ANd I owuldnt call her a cokewhore- see, she had JFK's moeny so she didnt need ot put out to get it- assuming she was addicted and not just a recereational user, but I digress. ANd that has nothing to do with whether she is beautiful/.

And the Calvin Klein part goes to the fact that she had the look he wanted to impress up on clients apparently, and thought she beaufiful., Ceratinly not for her extensive PR expertise, no? He being CK probably has seen a pretty lady or two in person. Not to mention elegant and graceful. Which I think contribute to beauty- how you carery yourself. You might be more inclined to a tight ass sticking out in the air on a red velvet background. Which isnt "common" or anytinhg.

you are kind of a common hypocrtie arent you?

1. She's common if you went to private school. Typical country club hot, meaning not that hot, but thin, with good teeth.

2. Klein's gay. He wouldn't know a real (See: Not strange looking model) hot chick if she came up and bit him on the ass.

3. Elegant and graceful my ass. Her parents taught he what forks to use and how to dress the dress and walk the walk. Is she an example of classic style? Sure... but we're talkin looks here.

4. "Cokewkore" is not a literal term. It means she's the kind of chick who'd follow the guy with the baggie around the party like a rabid dog chasing a meatwagon.

5. I dig a chick who carries herself well and has manners, but we're not talking about chicks we're looking to take to a dinner dance here, we're talking about hotties.

S(I don't get the red velvet comment... please explain)D

[Bad_Rich_Chic]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
That's because pregnant women--their skin looks clearer, their hair is growing like a weed, thick and long and their nails are growing also. all those hormones make you look healthier....of course the prenatal vitamins and good nutrition help also....

Except for the ones whose skin sloughs off, whose hair falls out, whose skin turns greenish yellow from exhaustion and who bloat up like puffer fish.

BR(I had a friend who had to warn anyone before seeing her that she wasn't contagious, she was just the birth-control poster child. She looked like she had leprosy (really). Her face, body and scalp were a mess of lesions and scabs and rash, and her arms and legs looked like the Michelin man - fuckin' horrible. Her skin never recovered - she wears scar covering foundation to this day.)C

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Can someone explain this to me? How does a coke fiend exhibit grace? She always came off as awkward to me also.

How exactly do you know she was a coke fiend? Were you in the backroom of the Soho Grand when Slave was apparently snorting lines off of her skinny UES stomach while he stuck his coke dipped finger up her slutty nose? And if you can confirm this, can you confirm the date taht the fiending began? Bc I assume she was born with the grace.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
1. She's common if you went to private school. Typical country club hot, meaning not that hot, but thin, with good teeth.

Not sure what you're getting at here. Are you saying private school kids are more attractive? I don't buy that. I wonder if this is a regional thing? In my neck of the woods 70% of the people -- public school people -- are more attractive than CBK.

I went to private school, but this has nothing to do with my ABBAness.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
How exactly do you know she was a coke fiend? Were you in the backroom of the Soho Grand when Slave was apparently snorting lines off of her skinny UES stomach while he stuck his coke dipped finger up her slutty nose? And if you can confirm this, can you confirm the date taht the fiending began? Bc I assume she was born with the grace.

Fine. I wasn't there. 86 the coke reference. How did she exhibit grace? She always ALWAYS looked horse faced and awkward to me. Gawky even.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Can someone explain this to me? How does a coke fiend exhibit grace?

I call your attention to SD's previous post:

"You should see him suck down coke. Unbelieveable nasal capacity, and he does it with the grace and ease of a swan like Carloyn."

Only because it bears repeating.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Not sure what you're getting at here. Are you saying private school kids are more attractive? I don't buy that. I wonder if this is a regional thing? In my neck of the woods 70% of the people -- public school people -- are more attractive than CBK.

I went to private school, but this has nothing to do with my ABBAness.

Prole please. Did you go to private freaky religious school? Or southern crap private school because that's how white people avoided going to school with black people? (Not that I am saying you are racist, but there are a ginormous # of little private schools throughout the south that were set up to avoid integration, and I think public school funding was kept pretty low to leave everyone enough $ to send their kids to shit, but non-integrated, private schools.)

Did you merely go to "private" school or did you prep?

Originally posted by leagleaze
I hate that wolf commercial.

Concur. Apparantly he mainly does stage work. In HS he was a comic genius. I assume the creepy wolf commercial pays better than stage work, however.

And even though I haven't seen it in a good long time, I will reiterate that the I'm Gellin' commercials are the worst ever conceived and whoever thought them up should be taken out and shot.

-TL

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
SD, you want to go into sales, right? Sales is all about image and the image that the company projects. Being asked to work with exclusive clientele for Calvin Klein implies that Calvin (who you may think infantile or dorky by name assoication, but that's another argument) thought her beautiful enough to project the proper image for his company to a group of people he very much wanted to impress. Certainly her grace, intelligence, people skills, yada yada went into that equation, but you'd better believe that he thought she was beautiful or he wouldn't have asked her to work with that clientele.

Oh, hey, don't get me wrong. I know what Klein was thinking... "This chick's got the right background and look to mesh nicely with the rich old bags and young rich girls who buy my couture shit." I'd do the same thing. Carolyn's got that "I'm well bred" look about her. That's attractive, but not really physically hot. Calvin's choice shows more about his savvy marketing skill than Carolyn's alleged beauty.

S(the first rule of sales is relate to the buyer... last I was ina couture shop, there weren't many superhotties walking around)D