Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by purse junkie
Seems more likely though that it was utter denial.

Well, she certainly denied having any reason to think she was pregnant, but wouldn't the belly bulge be a dead giveaway to any nurse in anything but a motherjumpin' huge person?

[evenodds]

Originally posted by TexLex
I saw an Oprah show about 10 yrs ago that I have never forgotten - the story was about a woman who was a nurse with one kid already who went to the bathroom and out popped a baby. She was a size 4-ish and put on about 3-5lbs over the 9 months. They showed pics in her bikini right before the birth - she looked great.

Now that sounds like the way to have a baby.

Were she and the baby okay?

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
The long-awaited all-star version of Survivor has been confirmed by CBS and Mark Burnett. After announcing details for Survivor Panama, which will include "more challenges in the water [and] an ongoing theme involving piracy and the biggest and most impressive tribal council area yet," Burnett said the eigth season will be "an all-star Survivor tournament of champions," according to Zap2it.com. Although the site reports "Burnett did give a final list of returning contestants," it and other media outlets are only reporting the names of the following former cast members who will participate: Rudy Boesch, Richard Hatch, Susan Hawk, Jerri Manthey, Tina Wesson, and Ethan Zohn. The show will air next spring, The New York Daily News reports.

n(in other news, it will take place on a film set in the valley)cs

I am so glad Rudy is still alive. THey should definnitely bring back that really bitchy gay guy (Brandon?) from what I am guessing was the third season. I believe he was a bartender in the valley. Rudy would love him.

I am only sad that Tina the Doe-reet-teo queen with the nonshrinking "funbags" will be back in my reality. And I am sure Jerri will be on Ethan like flies on shit. Didnt he date Jennifer Love Hewitt or Winona Ryder at some point? After those fallen stars, how does one go back to a media ho like Jerri?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I am so glad Rudy is still alive.

Rudy lives, in the area in fact -- he works out in my old gym.

Ahh, brushes with fame make life worth living, don't they?

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I still don't get the fascination with this show. I've only seen 2 shows and both were shows where someone gets thrown off. The entire shows appear to be fluff and filler that is so bad it makes The Bachelor appear to be a streamlined show. And those tacky medley concoctions (A Tribute to the Bee Gees?) that appear to be lipsynched remind me of Star Search at best and Solid Gold at worst. Don't even get me started on the taped skits or whatever they are. So what gives? Why would anyone want to spend an hour of their lives watching this dreck?

n(in gossip, the movie poster for From Justin to Kelly has digitally enhanced the size of Kelly's ass from the original photo, according to realityblurred.com)cs

You arent supposed to watch the whole results show- just the last five minutes. I did flip to it a couple of times and stumbled upon Justin Guarini. THis guy is like two plastic surgeries away from being Michael Jackson. I dont know it is was the lipstick and powder they made him wear, but he just looks not quite human to me. Like some kind of corporate machinery answer to Lenny Kravitz, but for the kids. Like, ooh, biracial is really big with the kids today, what with all the immigrants and the crossover popularity of hiphop, so lets make a really *safe* looking blackish boy for the girls to ooh and ah over. Like Lenny Kravitz, but without the tattoos and nose ring.

Thats just my opinion, I could be wrong.

And Coltrane, you are not the other assman on the board. Maybe you are too young to get the reference?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
And Coltrane, you are not the other assman on the board. Maybe you are too young to get the reference?

This made me think ... Thurgreed should get a vanity plate that reads U ASSJACK.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I am so glad Rudy is still alive. THey should definnitely bring back that really bitchy gay guy (Brandon?) from what I am guessing was the third season. I believe he was a bartender in the valley. Rudy would love him.

I am only sad that Tina the Doe-reet-teo queen with the nonshrinking "funbags" will be back in my reality. And I am sure Jerri will be on Ethan like flies on shit. Didnt he date Jennifer Love Hewitt or Winona Ryder at some point? After those fallen stars, how does one go back to a media ho like Jerri?

Brandon was a bartender in Dallas. Went down to boys town when that cast was on their tour to catch their appearances. Sirus (think that was his name) was a big hit with the Dallas gay community. I'm more of an Ethan chick myself.

n(Brandon was quite bitchy -- in a good way)cs

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
You arent supposed to watch the whole results show- just the last five minutes. I did flip to it a couple of times and stumbled upon Justin Guarini. THis guy is like two plastic surgeries away from being Michael Jackson. I dont know it is was the lipstick and powder they made him wear, but he just looks not quite human to me. Like some kind of corporate machinery answer to Lenny Kravitz, but for the kids. Like, ooh, biracial is really big with the kids today, what with all the immigrants and the crossover popularity of hiphop, so lets make a really *safe* looking blackish boy for the girls to ooh and ah over. Like Lenny Kravitz, but without the tattoos and nose ring.

Thats just my opinion, I could be wrong.

And Coltrane, you are not the other assman on the board. Maybe you are too young to get the reference?

Maybe MR's history in that regard should be added to the history of the FB as retold by leaglease on the home page here?

n(MR-- assman and code guru)cs

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Like, ooh, biracial is really big with the kids today, what with all the immigrants and the crossover popularity of hiphop, so lets make a really *safe* looking blackish boy for the girls to ooh and ah over.

There is no way to win. Either they keep him from making it because he is biracial (or black, in the case of some of the others mentioned) or he only makes it because he is biracial (or black or whatever)?

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Spending an hour + with the catty rejected women of the bachelor was barely worth it. Other than to listen to Amber reiterate her love for the Olive Garden and (its version of) Italian food.

And, Paigs, if you're watching, the finale is on Sunday

[SlaveNoMore]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
This made me think ... Thurgreed should get a vanity plate that reads U ASSJACK.

ASSJACK is so 2002.

The insult de jour is ASSHAT.

not7yS

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Spending an hour + with the catty rejected women of the bachelor was barely worth it. Other than to listen to Amber reiterate her love for the Olive Garden and (its version of) Italian food.

And, Paigs, if you're watching, the finale is on Sunday

Thanks Chief. I can never remember Bachelor is on Wednesdsay so Sunday finales are hopeless for me. But I need the reminder on Sunday. Will it conflict with Six Feet Under?

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Spending an hour + with the catty rejected women of the bachelor was barely worth it. Other than to listen to Amber reiterate her love for the Olive Garden and (its version of) Italian food.

And, Paigs, if you're watching, the finale is on Sunday

I totally missed the train wreck that was Amber on The Bachelor but saw the recap last night. Good lord. Back when I was dating, it would have never occurred to me to lay down on another girl if I were trying to impress some guy. At least not because I was so drunk I needed a nap halfway through the night.

[baltassoc]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
Women gives birth in hospital restroom. Didn't know she was pregnant.

How can you not know?

This happened to a friend of mine. She gained no weight. Felt generally not well for a few weeks, but has an irrational fear of doctors, so convinced herself she just had a persistent stomach bug.

One day she fainted walking out of class and awoke 24 hours later in the hospital with an incision in her lower abdomen from the emergency C-section and a baby girl. She had been about 32 weeks pregnant, with an ectopic pregnacy. According to her father, her first words when she woke up and the nurse kept babbling how the baby was going to be okay and not to worry was "What the fuck are you talking about?"

The father had been a short, crappy relationship and was nowhere to be found. She had to drop out of here doctoral program and move in with her parents for a year. Luckily, she was able to get her shit back together pretty quickly, all things considered, and finished her degree only about a year late.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by paigowprincess


And Coltrane, you are not the other assman on the board. Maybe you are too young to get the reference?

I did just get pubes (and subsequently had them removed by my friend's wife, the aestician...).