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[LessinSF]

I got sent to the principal in 1st grade for cutting my hair with those child scissors that won't even cut paper. I learned that what they say on TV is true - it is a slippery slope. Eating paste led to mushrooms.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Doe moe moe rigato Mrs Robusto,
Doe moe moe
Doe moe moe
Thank you very much Mrs Robusto
Thank you very much
For Playing

You married her off? The spinster ranks are thinning.

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
No, no. And I won't claim Major League (hi Sr8!) was a Milwaukee movie. Or, for that matter, that the Crucible was really about the less-famous Ipswich witch trials.

The point was a limited one, relating to a movie that appeared to be without specific location in the movie itself, but was obviously filmed in a certain location, with additional literary attributes suggesting a location.

But Paigow, in all her brilliance, has corrected me, by noting that it was set specifically in Amity, a fictional town that really represented a town on Long Island, and was specifically mentioned in both the movie and the book. And, obviously, that location was integral to the plot, such that one could easily mentally substitute long island when one sees edgartown as easily as one sees Endor, not Redwood National Park.

Cooterino,
cant you just admit you are wrong without sarcasm and be a man about it? wha ta whinly little bitch.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
even worse, I drank a conglomeration of a little bit of all of the alcohols in my dad's liquor cabinet before school one day. three day suspension was not my worst punishment that day (3 day hangover was).

Ahhh back when RC Cola and vodka seemed like a good idea...

Although I don't recall being hungover in high school. Ever. I remember waking up for Saturday soccer practice and having everybody tell me I smelled like booze, but I never felt bad.

I don't think I started getting them until college.

On that note, a friend of a good friend claims to have never been hungover. Ever. The good friend believes him and says he been around him enough to tell. Maybe he just has the most efficient liver in history.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by LessinSF
Eating paste led to mushrooms.

1. Board motto.

2. Seventh grade, at a "we're locking them in the school all night for safety" overnight party, I sold shots of vodka out of the big camping water bag in my locker. Lots of wasted people, until someone finally threw up next to a teacher and spilled my name, too. Now, I'm a lawyer. Proving the new board motto.

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
even worse, I drank a conglomeration of a little bit of all of the alcohols in my dad's liquor cabinet before school one day. three day suspension was not my worst punishment that day (3 day hangover was).

My dear girl, that is what is known as a Lestertini. Did you get your little cherry popped by a spittle wielding chinster that day?

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Cooterino,
cant you just admit you are wrong without sarcasm and be a man about it? wha ta whinly little bitch.

I'm just following your lead, hon.

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Ahhh back when RC Cola and vodka seemed like a good idea...

Although I don't recall being hungover in high school. Ever. I remember waking up for Saturday soccer practice and having everybody tell me I smelled like booze, but I never felt bad.

I don't think I started getting them until college.

On that note, a friend of a good friend claims to have never been hungover. Ever. The good friend believes him and says he been around him enough to tell. Maybe he just has the most efficient liver in history.

It's easy to never get a hangover if you have a body that rids itself of excess alcohol before it can be completely absorbed. I've done a fair share of drinking and I've never had a hangover. I'm not proud of this b/c it means I've gotten up close and personal with quite a few toilets (and bushes, and the sides of roads, the sides of cars, various bathtubs, sinks, etc.)

When can we look forward to Installment #3 of the Crazy and Daring Adventures of Coltrane, His Asscrack, and His Posse of Chicken-Hating Psychos?

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
I'm just following your lead, hon.

Then go jump off the Brooklyn Bridge.

Like I am ever wrong.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by barely_legal
It's easy to never get a hangover if you have a body that rids itself of excess alcohol before it can be absorbed into the body. I've done a fair share of drinking and I've never had a hangover. I'm not proud of this b/c it means I've gotten up close and personal with quite a few toilets (and bushes, and the sides of roads, the sides of cars, various bathtubs, sinks, etc.)

Noted. Do not wear suede when drinking with Barely.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by paigowprincess


Like I am ever wrong.

Exactamundo.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
http://www.waste.uk.com/Announcement...ent.html?ID=18

This thing looks like more and more fun every time I read about it. I think that my tent and sleeping bag may be headed towards Palm Springs in early May.

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Exactamundo.

THe difference is, vaginaman, that you were admitting you were wrong, but you were doing it in the way a bratty little eight year old boy might. Its best not to admit your wrongness in the firstplace if you have to be so childish about it.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by barely_legal
It's easy to never get a hangover if you have a body that rids itself of excess alcohol before it can be completely absorbed. I've done a fair share of drinking and I've never had a hangover. I'm not proud of this b/c it means I've gotten up close and personal with quite a few toilets (and bushes, and the sides of roads, the sides of cars, various bathtubs, sinks, etc.)

When can we look forward to Installment #3 of the Crazy and Daring Adventures of Coltrane, His Asscrack, and His Posse of Chicken-Hating Psychos?

I'm jealous. My body hates vomiting. There have been plenty of Sundays when I would pay money to vomit. The only time I throw-up is when I have the flu or food poisoning.

Suspension #3 is lame and not worth telling. Although it almost resulted in expulsion b/c of Suspensions 1 & 2.

I miss you. Are you out having your cock blocked?