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taxwonk · 05-11-2005, 04:28 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
C-section it is.

Touche, you little monster.

taxwonk · 05-11-2005, 04:30 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I'm probably going to regret asking, but just how many fetishes do you have?

I find it's best not to count. That way I'm under less pressure to live up to my bullshit.

ETA Alright, bonus points!!! It's a pervert trifecta.

Replaced_Texan · 05-11-2005, 04:36 PM

From Newshounds. I thought about cross-posting to the PB, but Spanky may get the vapors.

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Bizarre Sex Habits of The Extreme Right-Wing
Last night, anti-abortion extremist Neal Horsley was a guest on The Alan Colmes Show, a FOX News radio program. The topic was an interesting one - whether or not an internet service provider should allow Horsley to post the names of abortion doctors on his website. Horsley does that as a way of targeting them and one doctor has been killed. In the course of the interview, however, Colmes asked Horsley about his background, including a statement that he had admitted to engaging in homosexual and bestiality sex.

At first, Horsley laughed and said, "Just because it's printed in the media, people jump to believe it."

"Is it true?" Colmes asked.

"Hey, Alan, if you want to accuse me of having sex when I was a fool, I did everything that crossed my mind that looked like I..."

AC: "You had sex with animals?"

NH: "Absolutely. I was a fool. When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule."

AC: "I'm not so sure that that is so."

NH: "You didn't grow up on a farm in Georgia, did you?"

AC: "Are you suggesting that everybody who grows up on a farm in Georgia has a mule as a girlfriend?"

NH: It has historically been the case. You people are so far removed from the reality... Welcome to domestic life on the farm..."

Colmes said he thought there were a lot of people in the audience who grew up on farms, are living on farms now, raising kids on farms and "and I don't think they are dating Elsie right now. You know what I'm saying?"

Horsley said, "You experiment with anything that moves when you are growing up sexually. You're naive. You know better than that... If it's warm and it's damp and it vibrates you might in fact have sex with it."

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy · 05-11-2005, 04:38 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
From Newshounds. I thought about cross-posting to the PB, but Spanky may get the vapors.

Objection: should you really be outing Hank like this?

(eta: OK, now I understand why this thread is called "Making a buck...")

robustpuppy · 05-11-2005, 04:39 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
From Newshounds. I thought about cross-posting to the PB, but Spanky may get the vapors.

Mules are so sluty.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 05-11-2005, 04:42 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
The brazenette is 2. And she's much sluttier than your stupid fetus.

eta that I am kidding, of course. The brazenette isn't slutty at all. Which isn't to say that your fetus is either.

Has she met Stewie?

[IMG]http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=stewie/v=2/SID=e/l=IVS/SIG=1232rpbjj/EXP=1115926911/*-http%3A//www.ctusecure.com/tylerdurden/stewie.jpg[/IMG]

"Do her, do her, do her, gosh who hasn't done her, do her, do her, lose the pigtails and we'll talk, do her..."

str8outavannuys · 05-11-2005, 04:48 PM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
Ahem..... That would be me.

You and my wife's chiropractor. Ew.

taxwonk · 05-11-2005, 04:53 PM

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
You and my wife's chiropractor. Ew.

Oddly enough, that's exactly what she said about you. Fortunately, you're a Yalie with good ticket connections, so it wasn't a total loss.

Shape Shifter · 05-11-2005, 05:06 PM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
Oddly enough, that's exactly what she said about you. Fortunately, you're a Yalie with good ticket connections, so it wasn't a total loss.

Wait. Str8 sells tickets?

Shape Shifter · 05-11-2005, 05:18 PM

Judge Thatcher hoped to see Tom a great lawyer or a great soldier some day. He said he meant to look to it that Tom should be admitted to the National Military Academy and afterward trained in the best law school in the country, in order that he might be ready for either career or both.

ThurgreedMarshall · 05-11-2005, 05:21 PM

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It makes me sad that Mark Twain killed the board.

In an effort to make up for it, a scenario:

Couple in social group breaks up in mid-March. He (Guy A) is one of the primary centers of the group (has the big parties, knows everyone, organizes events). She's a pretty amazing woman. Gorgeous, smart, has a pretty successful business. Due to overlapping friends, major efforts have been made to keep hostilities to a minimum. He encourages everyone to stay friends with her and vice versa. I love them independently of each other and think it was probably a good idea for them to break up given their personality quirks (i.e. he flirts with everything that walks, and she has inexplicable insecurities).

Two weeks ago a guy (Guy B) in the group asks her out. She says yes and they've been dating since then. I saw them together at a party on Friday, though I thought they were there as friends, because frankly, I think he's way out of her league. Saturday, Guy B tells Guy A that he's dating ex. Doesn't exactly go over well.

Guy B was brought into the group by the Guy A. Invited to a lot of parties, introduced to a lot of people, etc. Guy A has gone through a lot of shit in the last six months, including the death of a parent, another close family death, and breakup of longstanding relationship. Guy B knew all about this, and in fact got drunk with Guy A the night of a particularly painful funeral.

The rumor mills have been flying, and Guy B has declined a lot of lot of party invitations in the last two days (including my birthday party).

Translation: Wish me happy birthday.

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1.) Should Guy B have made a move on Guy A's ex? Should he have waited longer?

He didn't have to wait longer, but since he didn't, he had to ask Guy A if it was okay (or at least inform him beforehand) if he asked his ex out. Those are the rules. If they had been broken up for years and Guy A and Guy B aren't close, then he could date her without asking or informing, but that shit ain't cool.

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2.) Should Guy B have told Guy A about the move on his ex earlier? (Note: Guy A was in Mexico the first week that they were dating.)

See above.

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3.) Should Guy B expect to be cut out of Guy A's life (and possibly social circle) because of moving in on Guy A's ex?

Yep. But he already weighed her hotness against Guy A's frienship and hotness seems to have won. How could he not expect it? Who wants to hang out with the guy who's fucking your ex (especially when they'll both probably be at your parties)?

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4.) Should Guy B have apologized to Guy A about his actions?

Definitely. Especially if he wants back in.

TM

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy · 05-11-2005, 05:26 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Translation: Wish me happy birthday.

He didn't have to wait longer, but since he didn't, he had to ask Guy A if it was okay (or at least inform him beforehand) if he asked his ex out. Those are the rules. If they had been broken up for years and Guy A and Guy B aren't close, then he could date her without asking or informing, but that shit ain't cool.

See above.

Yep. But he already weighed her hotness against Guy A's frienship and hotness seems to have won. How could he not expect it? Who wants to hang out with the guy who's fucking your ex (especially when they'll both probably be at your parties)?

Definitely. Especially if he wants back in.

TM

It's nice that Guy A has a defender.

Shape Shifter · 05-11-2005, 05:26 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall

Definitely. Especially if he wants back in.

TM

"That's gay -- that's mighty gay, Tom, I tell you."

eta: nttawwt

sebastian_dangerfield · 05-11-2005, 05:42 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall

He didn't have to wait longer, but since he didn't, he had to ask Guy A if it was okay (or at least inform him beforehand) if he asked his ex out. Those are the rules. If they had been broken up for years and Guy A and Guy B aren't close, then he could date her without asking or informing, but that shit ain't cool.

Yep. But he already weighed her hotness against Guy A's frienship and hotness seems to have won. How could he not expect it? Who wants to hang out with the guy who's fucking your ex (especially when they'll both probably be at your parties)?

TM

The odd thing about hanging out with folks who are involved with folks you used to fuck is that everyone in the room knows your fetishes. I hang out in a tight circle of college friends, some of whom are married to ex-gfs of mine, and some of whome hooked up with my wife. Everybody knows way too much about how everybody else "likes it."

On the plus side, its feasible that we're all perpetually one eight ball and three or four liters of vodka away from an orgy... I'll let you know if that ever happens.

ABBAKiss · 05-11-2005, 05:45 PM

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Everybody knows way too much about how everybody else "likes it."

I know this stuff about a lot of the people I hang out with, but honestly, can't you just tell by looking at a person what he or she is in to?