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07-25-2005, 09:52 PM
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#601
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Originally posted by Spanky
You clearly don't know what a Mullet is.
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Not a Mullet? Maybe your Hair was Slicked back on top then? It was baby soft. |
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07-25-2005, 09:55 PM
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#602
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
No love for the Baby Jesus?
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Baby Jesus? Doesn't do much for me. Sort of just lays around and cries, non? I am however a huge fan of the Jesus phase when he was all into changing water into wine. He totally rocked then. |
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07-25-2005, 09:55 PM
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#603
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Spittles, Salami and Whiff
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I was hearing Spanky's post in an Owen Meany sort of voice. Do any mountainmen talk like Owen Meany? This is quite confusing to follow.
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You have Spanky all wrong. Owen Meany is my favorite book and I was getting kind of a the -bald-guy-from -the-Daily-Show faux indignatino thing, except that I am not sure if Spanky is capable of faux anything. Like I said, he is an enigma. I possibly am more puzzled by him now than I was before this weekend. |
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07-25-2005, 10:00 PM
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#604
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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Spittles, Salami and Whiff
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
You have Spanky all wrong. Owen Meany is my favorite book and I was getting kind of a the -bald-guy-from -the-Daily-Show faux indignatino thing, except that I am not sure if Spanky is capable of faux anything. Like I said, he is an enigma. I possibly am more puzzled by him now than I was before this weekend.
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So you slept with him?
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07-25-2005, 10:03 PM
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For what it's worth
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: With Thumper
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Spittles, Salami and Whiff
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
You have Spanky all wrong. Owen Meany is my favorite book and I was getting kind of a the -bald-guy-from -the-Daily-Show faux indignatino thing, except that I am not sure if Spanky is capable of faux anything. Like I said, he is an enigma. I possibly am more puzzled by him now than I was before this weekend.
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A riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma? |
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07-25-2005, 10:03 PM
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#606
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Spittles, Salami and Whiff
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
So you slept with him?
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What do you win if I did?
[the Children kept wandering in] |
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07-25-2005, 10:03 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Spittles, Salami and Whiff
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Originally posted by Spanky
A riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma?
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Oh good, you used protection.
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07-25-2005, 10:05 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Spittles, Salami and Whiff
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
What do you win if I did?
[the Children kept wandering in]
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I'm just curious about a possible love connection. Or connections, I've heard there were at least three of ya.
p.s. The fact that the kids didn't squirt you with a supersoaker is a great sign. Just be mellow and friendly and talk a lot about deer and you'll be in like Flynn.
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07-25-2005, 10:06 PM
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Spittles, Salami and Whiff
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Oh good, you used protection.
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Enigmas are porous. If I have mantrapped Spanky into cocreating a little Painky, you will be the first to know.
I am not sure dtb could handle all the Capitalization issues this Child would have. |
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07-25-2005, 10:08 PM
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#610
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Spittles, Salami and Whiff
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Enigmas are porous. If I have mantrapped Spanky into cocreating a little Painky, you will be the first to know.
I am not sure dtb could handle all the Capitalization issues this Child would have.
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Be sure to register little Painky (great name) at Babies R' Us; Uncle Flinty always spoils his nieces and nephews.
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07-25-2005, 10:11 PM
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Spittles, Salami and Whiff
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Be sure to register little Painky (great name) at Babies R' Us; Uncle Flinty always spoils his nieces and nephews.
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If I am carrying a little Painky, would that make LessinSF a Godfather?
This would be the perfect ending to the fairy tale known as Greedy Associates. |
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07-25-2005, 10:13 PM
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
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So
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Baby Jesus? Doesn't do much for me. Sort of just lays around and cries, non? I am however a huge fan of the Jesus phase when he was all into changing water into wine. He totally rocked then.
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Yes the hipster Jesus. He wore a Von Dutch hat.
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07-25-2005, 10:20 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Yes the hipster Jesus. He wore a Von Dutch hat.
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i liked the original Penske jesus better. It was closer to real for me.
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07-25-2005, 10:24 PM
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
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So
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
i liked the original Penske jesus better. It was closer to real for me.
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buddy christ penske? that one was doing the lynndie, yes?
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07-25-2005, 10:35 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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So
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
She has mullet pubes or pubey mullet. since like 2001.
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How would that work? I mean, which area would be short, and which long? Very confusing.
I'm off to request a "mullet" at the bikini wax place. |
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