Drive fast, live hard, no regrets... Sorry Penske

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
It sounded like a good movie, but it was crap.

eta - whoa -

Whoa what? I think I'll switch to Dickie Roberts Former Child Star.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Why? Because cocktail waitresses in strip clubs are always sincere and never say whatever their sucke...er...customers want to hear in exchange for tips?

TM

Yeh, and they make terrible witnesses at hearings where they're seeking TROs against you...

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Maybe there is a video surveillance camera type thing at this joint? With sound would be ideal. I so want to hear the ribbing she received after Spanky left yesterday. You know the strippers were giving her shit about it. I'd even allow the men of the FB to keep the video portion and I'd make due just with sound. Damn.

Tell us more. This literally gets better and better.

Have you ever seen that South Park where Butters "falls in love" with the litle Hooters Junior girl? I see Spanks losing about two grand on this gig.

Maybe he gets a hand job...

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Back in the old days, I worked in retail. You would be surprised (maybe not) at the number of people who will call you at home (before I could afford an unlisted number). I asked management if I could order business cards without my last name on them. They said yes, at first. Then other people from other departments found and the requests increased to the point where they said no. I also refused to wear my name tag because it had my last name on it. I got written up so many times for not wearing my name tag. And then, a woman in cosmetics was being harassed by a particularly aggressive customer who would come into her department all the time and hit on her. Even though she was married. But she was hot and got hit on all the time. She also asked for a first-name only badge after the guy started calling her at home. Even when her husband would answer. He followed her out to her car in the parking lot one night and scared the hell out of her. Then management finally said OK to the first-name only thing on name tags and business cards. And escorts out to the parking lot.

I can't imagine what a stripper would go through.

There is nothing worse than a Target hand job.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Have you ever seen that South Park where Butters "falls in love" with the litle Hooters Junior girl? I see Spanks losing about two grand on this gig.

Maybe he gets a hand job...

Sunny is Serbian or Bosnian or whatever? Huh.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
We have a deal in my house - the driver of the car gets to pick the tunes in the car. Turns out that we specifically pick crap the other one doesn't want to hear. I am forced to listen to such crap as Gwen Stephani, JLo and Christina Aguilera while I force him to listen to Nelly, Godsmack and the Cult.

Your husband is a fifteen year old girl? You take the fucking cake for most uninitentionally sexually ambiguous poster of all time. If I were gay and my gay lover were listening to Jlo, Aguilera and Stephani, I'd be worried that he was too fucking fruity.

Check your husband's asshole. I've a hunch its rawer than MR's wife's.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Sunny is Serbian or Bosnian or whatever? Huh.

Sunny's too busy fiddling with the straps on her push up bra to give anyone a hand job.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Your husband is a fifteen year old girl? You take the fucking cake for most uninitentionally sexually ambiguous poster of all time. If I were gay and my gay lover were listening to Jlo, Aguilera and Stephani, I'd be worried that he was too fucking fruity.

Check your husband's asshole. I've a hunch its rawer than MR's wife's.

Why the hate Sebby? the babyjesus hates the hate (but loves the hater, platonically).

FWIW, ftr, fyi, I, the great penske, have verified that NFH is all-woman! Hot too. My old skool cred should be good enough for the Board. Now, carry on.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Your husband is a fifteen year old girl? You take the fucking cake for most uninitentionally sexually ambiguous poster of all time. If I were gay and my gay lover were listening to Jlo, Aguilera and Stephani, I'd be worried that he was too fucking fruity.

Check your husband's asshole. I've a hunch its rawer than MR's wife's.

You think MR's tongue is that rough?

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
If I were gay . . .

Nice try. Even I have eaten a cheesesteak, fruitboy.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Why so cynical? Can't you just be happy for the Spankster?

Sure. Is there something to be happy about other than a trip to a strip club?

TM

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Heed the voice of experience.

Don't be jealous. If you take off your clothes I'll pay more attention to you too.

TM

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by LessinSF
He didn't meet her there. He met her at a birthday party thrown by a friend of mine who runs a modeling agency, and I believe she is only just getting into modeling. I have no idea how or where my friend "discovered" her.

Why can't you bring in your modeling agency-running friends instead? Damn.

TM

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by LessinSF
I did not, but given that she works as a cocktail waitress at a strip club, I may go by myself.

A waitress? I thought she was a "model." Isn't that euphemism generally reserved to the dancers?

[Belgrade Bimbo]

Originally posted by taxwonk
A waitress? I thought she was a "model." Isn't that euphemism generally reserved to the dancers?

I am official hostess of my business job. I also do model and have agent for photo shoot. I do many things.

I want thank friendly american lawyer friends for smart advice about hairy man following me. I know american lawyers good people who help Serbia model-actress like me. USA is great country!