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Old 08-17-2006, 12:10 PM   #601
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YOu say the same shit over and over and over.


I think it's about time for the two of you to sleep together, or something.
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Old 08-17-2006, 12:13 PM   #602
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Ooooh. Someone knows what a comfort letter is.

And I haven't needed the vomitorium in so long. (sigh)
I know you *don't* miss it. I can throw in a tax opinion or something, maybe some sig pages. a closing set velobind or an EDGAR filing. as you wish milady.
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Old 08-17-2006, 12:16 PM   #603
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No, it isn't a joke, see I'm not the one fucking bragging about being an ERISA atty. duh.

And a damn straight well paid one too. thankuverymuch.
Any lawyer who mentions that they are an ERISA attorney (or have contact with ERISA) is commiserating and/or seeking sympthay, not bragging.
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Old 08-17-2006, 12:17 PM   #604
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Any lawyer who mentions that they are an ERISA attorney (or have contact with ERISA) is commiserating and/or seeking sympthay, not bragging.
Perhaps, but regardless what an odd thing to brag about. ugh
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Old 08-17-2006, 12:20 PM   #605
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Perhaps, but regardless what an odd thing to brag about. ugh
Let me try again. What part of her not bragging about it makes you think she was bragging about it?
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Old 08-17-2006, 12:22 PM   #606
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Let me try again. What part of her not bragging about it makes you think she was bragging about it?
she said and I quote "Oh! My fabulous ERISA ATTY gig allows me to hang with bankers!!! aren't I just the most fabuloso thing??!!! aren't you jealous PPNYC??? oh yes!!!"

What part of short bus don't YOU understand, eh?

*Sebby, note correct usage. Thank you, eh Timmy

Damn, y'all. Tool and short bus.
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Old 08-17-2006, 12:25 PM   #607
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she said and I quote "Oh! My fabulous ERISA ATTY gig allows me to hang with bankers!!! aren't I just the most fabuloso thing??!!! aren't you jealous PPNYC??? oh yes!!!"

What part of short bus don't YOU understand, eh?

*Sebby, note correct usage. Thank you, eh Timmy
It's called satire . She was mocking you.
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Old 08-17-2006, 12:25 PM   #608
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It's called satire . She was mocking you.
I know she was mocking me. but it was lame just the fucking same dude.

And like penske said. okay this time I provoked it but usually, typically unprovocated attack from her. I'm such a prole? Then I'm like the furniture and leave me alone. This has gone on far enough. I am friends with certain people and others can't stand me. Like that doesn't happen around here ever...? come on now.

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Old 08-17-2006, 12:30 PM   #609
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It's called satire . She was mocking you.
I thought satire involves eating babies. NTTAWWT.
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Old 08-17-2006, 12:30 PM   #610
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No, it isn't a joke, see I'm not the one fucking bragging about being an ERISA atty. duh.

And a damn straight well paid one too. thankuverymuch.
I enjoy being an ERISA attorney/rider producer very much. I love my job. It's a fact. But I would never ever ever brag about being an ERISA attorney. Do nerds brag about being nerds? No. They just go on their nerdy way.

However, something I would brag about (and I have done so many times), is the fact that I was August in a Snap on Tools calendar in the late 80s. And that was not even the highlight of my stellar modelling career. I am saving the highlight for when I think you all can handle it.

eta. I did in fact eat several babies yesterday while I posted my dead-serious, no tongue-in-cheek bragging post. Yum, babies.

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Old 08-17-2006, 12:32 PM   #611
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I enjoy being an ERISA attorney/rider producer very much. I love my job. It's a fact. But I would never ever ever brag about being an ERISA attorney. Do nerds brag about being nerds? No. They just go on their nerdy way.

However, something I would brag about (and I have done so many times), is the fact that I was August in a Snap on Tools calendar in the late 80s. And that was not even the highlight of my stellar modelling career. I am saving the highlight for when I think you all can handle it.
oh right, no worries. NotBragging about ERISA, bragging about being HOT. droooooonnnnnne. zzz. sorry! at the ready to drop in some riders.

Seriously, that and .25 won't even buy me coffee off the damn cart with the greek lettering.
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Old 08-17-2006, 12:32 PM   #612
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I think it's about time for the two of you to sleep together, or something.

Invoking this type of Alternative Dispute Resolution process sets a bad predecent that could subsequently be applied on Politics.

eta: or is this a subtle play for Diane...well played playa!
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And like penske said. .
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Old 08-17-2006, 12:34 PM   #614
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oh right, no worries. NotBragging about ERISA, bragging about being HOT. droooooonnnnnne. zzz. sorry! at the ready to drop in some riders.
I am hot. It's been objectively noted for the worldwide record.
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Old 08-17-2006, 12:36 PM   #615
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I know she was mocking me. but it was lame just the fucking same dude.
If you understand that she was mocking you, then you should understand that she was not bragging. She does not seriously think she is cool because her job allows her to hang out with bankers.

And, for the record, it was actually funny. Well, at least mildly amusing.
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