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[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
2!!!!!!

the ___ is gay jokes are something I find tedious also. unfortunately it seems unavoidable to engage in such chatter for a guy on this board.

I don't care which type genital one is attracted to, god bless either way, but I feel trapped in this world where the coltranes, thurgreeds and Shapeys will think less of me if I don't gay bash the effeminates like flower or whoever. I feel trapped to be a homophobe, to be honest.

(a) you'd rather have their approval than ncs's (remember, she's the Pretty Lady)?

(2) what does "moving like the snakes on the plane" mean?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
(a) you'd rather have their approval than ncs's (remember, she's the Pretty Lady)?

You are my only crush. I'm loyal.

(2) what does "moving like the snakes on the plane" mean?

we have two cats they move together. the snakes in the movie do also, maybe because they're computer generated.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
You are my only crush. I'm loyal.

Flinty kinda won that contest.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Flinty kinda won that contest.

you think he'll be loyal?

he won't, and I'll still be, but now I'll think less of you intellectually

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
you think he'll be loyal?

he won't, and I'll still be, but now I'll think less of you intellectually

On a scale of 1 to 10, with 10 being really smart and 1 being ppnyc, how did you rate my intellect pre? and what is it post?

[Jack Manfred]

The Manfred Doctrine accomplishes nothing if I'm out here on my own. Others have to shoulder the load.

[Jack Manfred]

I went to a large, land-grant university. I also was in a fraternity. One quarter, the pledge class president [B____] was taking Professor G______. for Economics. I had taken Professor G's class last year. He was an insufferable misogynist, a Republican, and also a gay. He refused to call on women and remarked that the only thing his ex-wife was good for was bearing his son. Every day he'd make sure to wear something pink. It being spring, he favored a preppy pink canvas belt [hi PLF!], but there was the pink polo shirt, etc. All of his T.A.'s were men, and almost all of them were quite handsome. The ladies raved about one T.A. who looked like Seal (but without the facial scars).

B was from a small town in the Central Valley. He was just barely 18 when he started school and looked younger because he was short (sort of like a dark-haired Michael J. Fox). Fancying himself a real-life Alex P. Keaton, B wore tweed jackets to school and talked about conservative politics. One day he came to the fraternity house and told us how Professor G. had invited him to a brunch and pool party at his house. B was ecstatic. In his first quarter of school, a professor had noticed his promise. B was an economics major, and now he would have a renowned professor as his mentor.

At this point, the guys in the fraternity decided to clue B into the fact that Prof G. was a gay. B refused to believe it. Only having seen gays on TV, he refused to believe that they could be Republican or misogynistic. When we persisted, he became adamant that Prof. G could not be a gay, and that we were teasing him because we were jealous of him and his intellect. We told him that we weren't joking, we were serious. He stormed off in a huff.

The pool party was set for Saturday morning. B stopped by the fraternity house a little after noon, looking pale. When we asked him about the pool party, all he said was "I don't want to talk about it. Ever." We could only imagine what he saw that had such an effect on him.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Jack Manfred
I went to a large, land-grant university. I also was in a fraternity. One quarter, the pledge class president [B____] was taking Professor G______. for Economics. I had taken Professor G's class last year. He was an insufferable misogynist, a Republican, and also a gay. He refused to call on women and remarked that the only thing his ex-wife was good for was bearing his son. Every day he'd make sure to wear something pink. It being spring, he favored a preppy pink canvas belt [hi PLF!], but there was the pink polo shirt, etc. All of his T.A.'s were men, and almost all of them were quite handsome. The ladies raved about one T.A. who looked like Seal (but without the facial scars).

B was from a small town in the Central Valley. He was just barely 18 when he started school and looked younger because he was short (sort of like a dark-haired Michael J. Fox). Fancying himself a real-life Alex P. Keaton, B wore tweed jackets to school and talked about conservative politics. One day he came to the fraternity house and told us how Professor G. had invited him to a brunch and pool party at his house. B was ecstatic. In his first quarter of school, a professor had noticed his promise. B was an economics major, and now he would have a renowned professor as his mentor.

At this point, the guys in the fraternity decided to clue B into the fact that Prof G. was a gay. B refused to believe it. Only having seen gays on TV, he refused to believe that they could be Republican or misogynistic. When we persisted, he became adamant that Prof. G could not be a gay, and that we were teasing him because we were jealous of him and his intellect. We told him that we weren't joking, we were serious. He stormed off in a huff.

The pool party was set for Saturday morning. B stopped by the fraternity house a little after noon, looking pale. When we asked him about the pool party, all he said was "I don't want to talk about it. Ever." We could only imagine what he saw that had such an effect on him.

change "tweed jackets" to "spandex shorts" and "I don't want to talk about it. Ever." to "I'm going back every Tuesday and Friday," and this story could be about Flower's first spin class.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 10 being really smart and 1 being ppnyc, how did you rate my intellect pre? and what is it post?

remember, most of my sig lines come from PPNYC or you, but okay, I'll play along.

So PPNYC is a 1.0. To how many significant digits do you need the answer about you to be?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Funny that this post still bears the title "Uncle Milty."

Ha! W p, p.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I still have a problem with the "fucking fag" comments, even though I know they are supposed to be incredibly funny jokes. Just for the record, or whatever. I know you all care.


(now I guess I know how NotBob feels, like, all the time.)

How do you feel about someone calling one of my posts "gay"?

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
remember, most of my sig lines come from PPNYC or you, but okay, I'll play along.

So PPNYC is a 1.0. To how many significant digits do you need the answer about you to be?

Not for nothing, but you are right Hank I do account for a fair share of your sign lines.

She needs the answer to be significantly, meaningfully higher for her to feel good about herself.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Jack Manfred
The Manfred Doctrine accomplishes nothing if I'm out here on my own. Others have to shoulder the load.

I'm with you. I have stayed true to it. Others have failed, but have thoughtfully avoided the word "fag".

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

I think that's her in the front.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I'm with you. I have stayed true to it. Others have failed, but have thoughtfully avoided the word "fag".

Coltrane, you are not so with him, stop lying. You still refer to me but in a third person kinda way which is still the backdoor way of doing things and still incites posting.

And Manfred, your posts are long and tedious and although I am sure thougtfully written, do not flow well and are hard to decipher and are typically not funny nor interesting. Just a helpful hinty.