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10-10-2007, 03:50 PM
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Originally posted by Gattigap
Right. Though after Burger's comments on failed entrepreneurism in his neighborhood, I am wondering if we are contributing to the impending failure of public works systems across the country, all in the name of our small children.
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It's really called "Kan doo"? Wow.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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10-10-2007, 03:50 PM
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#602
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
It's really called "Kandoo"? Wow.
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should be kan doo doo
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10-10-2007, 03:55 PM
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Isn't it about time we moved on from TP? Some kind of baby wipe for adults? I feel like there's a market here just waiting for me to make brazillions of dollars in.
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I use wipes (flushable) in conjunction with TP.
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10-10-2007, 03:56 PM
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Again and again, and when I ask you to explain, you say . . .
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I've walked away from at least three of their sets over at various music festivals over the last five years. I've tried to get into them, but I just can't.
They're playing here with the New Pornographers in a few weeks, so I'm afraid I may actually be a captive audience the next time I'm exposed to them.
Has anyone downloaded the new Radiohead? What did you pay? Is it good?
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I am not surprised to hear they are playing with the New Pornographers. They strike me as appealing to the same demographic that is into Neko Case and Wilco. Although apparently not in your case. I'm going to keep an open mind. "Open mind."
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10-10-2007, 03:57 PM
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#605
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Location: In Spheres, Scissoring Heather Locklear
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Ogilvie Home Anus Bleach?
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He was not metrosexual, so he couldn't have been an anus-bleacher. Plus, this was 1988. Men were men, and if they smelled like bleach down there, you knew it was because their momma washed their tighty whities in Clorox. *sniff* I miss those days.
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10-10-2007, 03:57 PM
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Hey bnb
Sprinkles is at my workplace RIGHT NOW, just waiting for me to come buy some cupcakey goodness.
OK, it's clear off at the opposite end of the, uh, campus or whatever, but technically it's at my workplace.
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10-10-2007, 04:01 PM
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#607
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Hey bnb
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Sprinkles is at my workplace RIGHT NOW, just waiting for me to come buy some cupcakey goodness.
OK, it's clear off at the opposite end of the, uh, campus or whatever, but technically it's at my workplace.
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Good God those look good.
I think my glycemic index just spiked even looking at the page.
After having my stupid salad, provolone and turkey.
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10-10-2007, 04:02 PM
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Again and again, and when I ask you to explain, you say . . .
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
You smiled but did not wink? Sorry, but you are back behind Ty's espresso and Derrida geek out in terms of badassity.
Speaking of geekouts, are any of you indie-popsters into Spoon? I am going to see them tonight. I think they are fine, but cannot get too worked up about them. Someone convince me how great they are.
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it is what it is.
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10-10-2007, 04:07 PM
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I use wipes (flushable) in conjunction with TP.
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I mix my own concoction of bleach, fresh lime juice, lavender nectar, and butterfly dreams before each defecation. Afterwards, I pour the concoction across my anus, and then have handmaidens pat me dry with warmed terry cloth.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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10-10-2007, 04:07 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Animals rock
This totally made my day. (spree: blog post with embedded video, won't make noise until you hit play.)
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10-10-2007, 04:10 PM
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I mix my own concoction of bleach, fresh lime juice, lavender nectar, and butterfly dreams before each defecation. Afterwards, I pour the concoction across my anus, and then have handmaidens pat me dry with warmed terry cloth.
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there has to be some correlation between excessive cleanliness and Neuroses.
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10-10-2007, 04:12 PM
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
there has to be some correlation between excessive cleanliness and Neuroses.
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No. It has been studied, but no correlation.
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If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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10-10-2007, 04:13 PM
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I use wipes (flushable) in conjunction with TP.
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In what order?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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10-10-2007, 04:14 PM
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I mix my own concoction of bleach, fresh lime juice, lavender nectar, and butterfly dreams before each defecation. Afterwards, I pour the concoction across my anus, and then have handmaidens pat me dry with warmed terry cloth.
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I learned recently that if you take a shit and then shave your pubic hair onto it it is called a "stuffed animal."
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10-10-2007, 04:14 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I mix my own concoction of bleach, fresh lime juice, lavender nectar, and butterfly dreams before each defecation. Afterwards, I pour the concoction across my anus, and then have handmaidens pat me dry with warmed terry cloth.
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No bidet first?
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