imaginary friends to fill the void that is your gaping gash.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
I hate breakfast. I hate the smell of eggs. I hate places that smell like eggs. Breakfast is overrated. If I eat a large American breakfast, I feel all bloated and tired.

Yes yes. But what's happening with Brad and Angelina??!!

[Not Bob]

Why the hell aren't Mario Lemieux and Wayne Gretzky heavily involved in ending the NHL nonsense?

Originally posted by Not Bob
While driving the Hemi?

eta: Shoot -- beaten by the Sparkly One. Yet another shot at a BPOTD down the tubes.

Jesus, Bobber. its BotD. No P. I invented it and I also retired it.

But in other news, I learned you could download the Benny Hill theme on to your cellphone. I know what Bilmore's getting for Valentine's Day.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
I hate breakfast. I hate the smell of eggs. I hate places that smell like eggs. Breakfast is overrated. If I eat a large American breakfast, I feel all bloated and tired.

Tropical fruit and espresso on the veranda of an estate in the Windward islands, looking out over an endless ocean with a light breeze cooling the morning air.

There are options for breakfast.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
I hate breakfast. I hate the smell of eggs. I hate places that smell like eggs. Breakfast is overrated. If I eat a large American breakfast, I feel all bloated and tired.

Me too, which is why I insist on hitting the gym BEFORE heading for brunch. But I like eggs.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Tropical fruit and espresso on the veranda of an estate in the Windward islands, looking out over an endless ocean with a light breeze cooling the morning air.

There are options for breakfast.

You are starting to rival Flower for ruffled gayness.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Jesus, Bobber. its BotD. No P. I invented it and I also retired it.

Shoot. Does that mean I don't even get the home version of the game as a parting gift?

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Why the hell aren't Mario Lemieux and Wayne Gretzky heavily involved in ending the NHL nonsense?

that totally pisses me off too. And my brother in law, if that helps you any.

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Found out last night that the fucking satellite has been out for two days (some fucked up download made all Sony and some other brand receivers stop receiving information; DirectTV is working on the problem), meaning that my Tivo did not record either TAR or Project Runway. I assume Project Runway repeats at some point during the week, but anyone know if TAR does? Or anyone still have it on their Tivo and have the capability to burn me a DVD (a lot to ask, I know)? Guess I'll go back and read the white text from yesterday now. Fuck.

1) Is Project Runway still nascent? Is there time to get into it?

2) The guy I played poker with was surprisingly hot. What now?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Dude, you are starting to sound like one of the older than dirt married guys who talks about sex with women like he is still having it. Sequels is a lucky lady.

Kind of a whiff since my tense was intended to show that I was directing my comments at Fringey, right after I finished fucking her.

But I'm sure you knew that.

Don't worry, someone will fill your gaping gash soon! Keep your spirits up!

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
You are starting to rival Flower for ruffled gayness.

I take this as a compliment. As long as its ruffled.

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
I like breakfast. I like sex. I like to cook.

Why not cook breakfast?

I remember a one-night stand from my youth, in a sleeper compartment on a train. We still went down and had breakfast together in the dining car. Of course, we both knew she'd be getting off the train at 10:09.

Breakfast after a one nighter? A sleeper car? Just how old are you?

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Breakfast after a one nighter? A sleeper car? Just how old are you?

Surprisingly, based on recent evidence, I believe I am younger than Slave. But, remember, I'm ruffled.

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Well no, but here is a thought. I am thinking about online dating. Is there anything wrong with using one service for women and the other for men? If anyone is a veteran of these things and thinks that this might come back to haunt me, please let me know. Should I just pick a team and go with it for a while? It's like the world is a big banquet and I feel like I should avoid carbs or something, but I want to taste everything.

I am trying to piece together what has happened to gwnc's love life. I sensed she got divorced from Pepe Le Pew and this appears to be confirmed. Now, what is this bisexual trip? Has gwnc become a bisexual? is she just thinking about it? Is this why she and Pepe broke up? Is this jsut more board bullshit? and if it isnt,. I think I speak for the board when I say we mainly agree that we would mostly like to hear how the online women for women thing goes. Maybe I will be a bisexual too. Seems to be the trend.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Maybe I will be a bisexual too. Seems to be the trend.

Just don't be a fake bisexual. If you kiss another woman, actually kiss her. None of this little peck shit that some women do for attention from men.