[hi less!!!]Where Everyone Knows Penske's Socks Don't Suck[/hi less!!!]!!!

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by cuckold
I thought everyone would want an update.

I had a long talk with my wife on Friday. At least for now, we're staying together. Obviously, a prerequesit for that was that the affair is over (or maybe not obviously - googling "cuckold" comes up with some weird shit).

What convinced me to stay with it is that she truely seems to have turned a corner. I haven't pretended we weren't having problems, and the affair was a symptom of those problems, but we may have openned a door to solving those underlying problems. I'm willing to give that a shot, at least for now, because I still love my wife very much (considerations of the kids plays into it as well - I don't believe its best to always try to staty together "for the kids" but it does give extra incentive to try to work it out).

Oddly enough, it wasn't our discussion that brought about the change. I sent her off hand an e-mail earlier in the week about going to London for the Olympics. She said it made her pause and realize that she was throwing away a long term paln over short term frustrations.

I still haven't worked out what to do about Bill. I have of course made it clear I don't want him anywhere around. But it will be inevitable that I'll run into him someday. I need to have a plan, or I'll end up just sucker punching him. NTTAWWT.

Thanks to everyone for the advice and concern. Thanks especially to those who PM'd me with advice and offers to help. You don't know me (well, you do, at least in cyberspace, but you don't know that), and you willingness to help is much appreciated.

Best of luck. I hope it works out for you.

As for a plan when you run into Bill, how about something like "hey, so I probably shouldn't tell you this, but I feel bad . . . I was having a hot threesome with my wife and your [wife?/girlfriend?/sister?] back in June 2005, and my wife was telling me about your, uh, endowment problem. I might know a guy who does great plastic surgery work, if you're interested. Let me know."

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Less, is it possible that you've been around so long that you're taking the board for granted, forgetting it's original and primary focus? If you ignore penske, think of all the important firm and salary information you could miss out on.

Thanks for getting my back Shifty, I take back some of the awful things I have said about you, but truth be told, the original Greedy boards and their legitimate and illegimate spawn, such as this site, used to be informational from a professional standpoint. Now, they are about as useful to law students and associates as the New Mexico Rice Cake Worshippers' board.

In part, indirectly, I blame the censorsial power-madd ego trips of certain posters who shall go unnamed. The posters with salary and firm info never came to the boards straight up with salary and firm info, but rather came in the guise of longtime lurking, first time posting socks and skeks and skeksocks spouting inanity and drivel in order to participate in the risque sex talk and possibly to get laid (eg: the Slave/Paigow thing). Over the course of the multiple exodii, they were driven off the boards via deletions, bannings and other forms of censorship. At a certain stage that oppressiveness reaches the tipping point and posters like the Skeks, the OBE, Renanda Deshadda, Patentparalegal, John123, JRUSS and YSB take their info, and their shut down games and move on.

At this point all the cialis in the world is not going to make the modern day GA any less impotent in the bedroom or the partner suite. NPI. No offence.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by cuckold


I still haven't worked out what to do about Bill. I have of course made it clear I don't want him anywhere around. But it will be inevitable that I'll run into him someday. I need to have a plan, or I'll end up just sucker punching him. NTTAWWT.

How about sort of punking him. Pay a tranny hooker to seduce him but not let him in on the "surprise" until after he/she has blown him to completion. Not that most enlightened metrosexuals or gay vague straights (hi Slave!) would mind as long as they got off, nttawwt, I am betting it might cause Bill to have a crisis of confidence in his sexuality. Impotence could result.

Following the surprise you could either jump out of the closet dressed in a batman suit or just send him a condolence email. Either way I think game, set, and match goes to you.

Godspeed and goodluck cuckold.

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
ggg

This would explain the abrupt retirement, sans recrimination even.

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by cuckold
I thought everyone would want an update.
I still haven't worked out what to do about Bill. I have of course made it clear I don't want him anywhere around. But it will be inevitable that I'll run into him someday. I need to have a plan, or I'll end up just sucker punching him. NTTAWWT.

Or just say "What goes around comes around" and point your forefinger and thumb gun at him and pull the trigger.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by pony_trekker
Or just say "What goes around comes around" and point your forefinger and thumb gun at him and pull the trigger.

Should he use a rubber band forefinger and thumb gun and actually shoot him with the rubber band or is the figurative act good enough?

[nononono]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Hah. If Mrs. Not Bob were aware of this place, I'd be crying in my beer in the stool next to cuckold.

Nonetheless, the implicit (or is it inferred? shit -- now dtb will be doubly annoyed) criticism is acknowledged. In my defense, I'm (mostly) harmless.

Don't worry, NotBob, we'll always have Paris. Your parentheticals are noted.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Damn, you really are old. Damn, I must be old too.

dumb

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Should he use a rubber band forefinger and thumb gun and actually shoot him with the rubber band or is the figurative act good enough?

dumber.

did you mean to post this under your Shape Shifter sock?

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by nononono
Don't worry, NotBob, we'll always have Paris. Your parentheticals are noted.

A Newber! Welcome. Have you lurked for a longtime by any chance?

If so, Less' clever posts must have drawn you in, no?

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
dumber.

did you mean to post this under your Shape Shifter sock?

I had just finished reading Frank Rich's Sunday Op-ed in the Times and obviously I was dumber for the endeavor, although not the dumbest

[nononono]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
A Newber! Welcome. Have you lurked for a longtime by any chance?

If so, Less' clever posts must have drawn you in, no?

Gracias. No, not too long - why do you ask?

Less? My eyes glaze over. Actually, I really haven't figured out who Less is. I've been too mesmerized by the bumpy candy panties. Plus, I've been figuring out how to zoom Not Bob.

[cuckold]

Originally posted by nononono
I've been too mesmerized by the bumpy candy panties. Plus, I've been figuring out how to zoom Not Bob.

Honey?

[nononono]

Originally posted by cuckold
Honey?

Ha!

Um, sweetheart, I'm just trying to get a window into your world, I swear.

[SlaveNoMore]

nononono
Ha!

Um, sweetheart, I'm just trying to get a window into your world, I swear.

Creepy.