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Old 08-17-2006, 12:36 PM   #616
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I am hot. It's been objectively noted for the worldwide record.
Your fucking hotness or not hotness I could care frickin' less. At the end of the day it doesn't put food on my table. That it is certified the board around is just extra fucking special to me. really. Like I'm some ugly troll. But let me tell you, that ain't how I define myself. I mean is that supposed to endear me more to you? Or should I be all jealous because I'm ostensibly unverifiably sort of hot? You don't like me and I could really give two shits in a basket with a ribbon. I mean its a fricking joooke man, I get hit on in Grand Central, on the train in the office, in other BIGLAW offices when I was interviewing....are you kidding me???

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Old 08-17-2006, 12:38 PM   #617
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I am hot. It's been objectively noted for the worldwide record.
See, PPNYC, this is bragging. She is lording it over you that she is hotter than you. Now you can get upset.
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Old 08-17-2006, 12:39 PM   #618
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See, PPNYC, this is bragging. She is lording it over you that she is hotter than you. Now you can get upset.
Please see post above. If you are not clear, Bberry me. Thanks.
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Old 08-17-2006, 12:40 PM   #619
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Your fucking hotness or not hotness I could care frickin' less. At the end of the day it doesn't put food on my table. That it is certified the board around is just extra fucking special to me. really. Like I'm some ugly troll. But let me tell you, that ain't how I define myself. I mean is that supposed to endear me more to you? Or should I be all jealous because I'm ostensibly unverifiably sort of hot? You don't like me and I could really give two shits in a basket with a ribbon.
What in god's name are you blathering about? What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
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Old 08-17-2006, 12:40 PM   #620
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Apropos of nothing (in particular).

I gots to get me one of these tee-shirts.

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Old 08-17-2006, 12:41 PM   #621
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Your fucking hotness or not hotness I could care frickin' less. At the end of the day it doesn't put food on my table. That it is certified the board around is just extra fucking special to me. really. Like I'm some ugly troll. But let me tell you, that ain't how I define myself. I mean is that supposed to endear me more to you? Or should I be all jealous because I'm ostensibly unverifiably sort of hot? You don't like me and I could really give two shits in a basket with a ribbon. I mean its a fricking joooke man, I get hit on in Grand Central, on the train in the office, in other BIGLAW offices when I was interviewing....are you kidding me???
My work is done here.
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Old 08-17-2006, 12:41 PM   #622
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My work is done here.
Yeah, uh don't you have some rider language to draft? run along now. And AoN late 80s early 90s was a looong time ago.


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Old 08-17-2006, 12:42 PM   #623
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I gots to get me one of these tee-shirts.

But you need one with arrow "I'm with stupid"
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But you need one with arrow "I'm with stupid"
Indeed.

I shall wear it whilst lounging in my "Home of the Whopper" boxer shorts.
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I shall wear it whilst lounging in my "Home of the Whopper" boxer shorts.
No you need one with double arrows, up and down. One, the man. two, the legend. the arrow down is the legend. heh.
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Old 08-17-2006, 12:45 PM   #626
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I gots to get me one of these tee-shirts.

Chick's dig it.
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Old 08-17-2006, 12:46 PM   #627
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Seriously, that and .25 won't even buy me coffee off the damn
cart with the greek lettering.
No, but that and .22 to your left temple would make this board a good bit more readable.
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Old 08-17-2006, 12:47 PM   #628
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No, but that and .22 to your left temple would make this board a good bit more readable.
Scroll, babycakes use those fingers god gave ya.
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Old 08-17-2006, 12:47 PM   #629
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My work is done here.
Not at all. Some of us would like to hear more about the hotness, the fucking, and the baby-eating.
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Not at all. Some of us would like to hear more about the hotness, the fucking, and the baby-eating.
2. I am quite intrigued by the assertion that Miss Snap-On Tools August 1988 is not the ultimate modeling career highlight. The mind boggles as to what could top that (and I'm quite sure that TMBDIII is not the topper).
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