New Fashion Board 10-3-2003 - 11-7-2003

[evenodds]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
I think were is more appropriate, as Texas's direct shipping ban was held unconstitutional

You beat us to this. It's true, we can buy wine by mail!

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
In an ironic paigowian coincidence, I am going to copy below a fairly typical excerpt from an IM conversation between me and Penske_Account:

penske_account: indeed
p_l_flower: carry on
penske_account: weird that
p_l_flower: you wound me
penske_account: us
p_l_flower: !!!!
penske_account: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You forgot the "FYIs," "for the records," "FWIWs" and the "NTTAWWTs."

TM

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by evenodds
You beat us to this.

Are you hiding the OddMan under your desk today?

[Jack Manfred]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
nobody has answered my porn request.

Good Vibrations order number is 1-800-289-8423.
I'm sure the customer service rep can tell you their recommended titles and/or best sellers.

With my luck, the daintiest petunia posted that picture from picture dump or photo dump or whatever that site was called.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Are you hiding the OddMan under your desk today?

He is not hiding. He is busy.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I do not think I live in a dry area. Judging by the liquor store next door to my house.

There was an article in the NY Times that suggested your assumption may not be safe. It cited a bar that moved its front door around the corner in order to "move" itself into a "wet" area. Evidently the architects/surveyors screwed up the first time, and missed the line by 3 feet or something.

Originally posted by Jack Manfred
Good Vibrations order number is 1-800-289-8423.
I'm sure the customer service rep can tell you their recommended titles and/or best sellers.

With my luck, the daintiest petunia posted that picture from picture dump or photo dump or whatever that site was called.

I called there and they dont have any of the Jenna Loves series and dont have listing by star bc they are more "interested in plot and the chemistry between the partners". (eyeroll). If I order from them, and I need their catalogue, am I gonna get Skinemax stuff or hardcore?

Looks like I have to go to the porn store tongiht and rent bc that Veronika chick kinda turned me on.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by evenodds
You beat us to this. It's true, we can buy wine by mail!

Assuming that this actually works (I am sceptical but I'm sure it's just a defense mechanism), can anyone recommend some kind of wine-of-the-month or whatever thingy? I am, like most of my ilk, stressed out by choosing wine but like trying different stuff.

[LessinSF]

God knows why, but ...

Paigow, call Adam and Eve and ask for a catalog - 1-800-293-4654

NCS, Playboy is extremely proprietary re their pics and finding the Jenna/Heidi ones for free on the web is difficult. However, for you - http://www.bugfish.com/qwerty/survivors.htm (nudity, duh)

Thurgreed, the Paris Hilton video story is about 3 months old - http://www.newyorkmetro.com/nymetro/...gencer/n_9099/ . She apparently, however, was lying before when she "insist[ed] there’s no video—at least that she knows of. 'He’s a complete liar and scumbag,'."

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
You can have anything taken in but the shoulders (and therefore, to a large extent, the chest).

So, if you just lost your gut, there should be no problem. If you went from a 46 to a 44, you have a problem.

Major alterations done well won't be cheap, but if you like the suit they could be worth it.

I went from a 44L to a 41L. Tried to get 44 suit altered and wasn't successful. Didn't look right. Granted, I had the tailor add a button as well.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Assuming that this actually works (I am sceptical but I'm sure it's just a defense mechanism), can anyone recommend some kind of wine-of-the-month or whatever thingy? I am, like most of my ilk, stressed out by choosing wine but like trying different stuff.

do you have a wine store near by (well, does that liquor store sell wine)? See if the wine guy knows his/her stuff. Ask for a couple of recs, try 'em out, and see if you're on the same page. Repeat until drunk.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
do you have a wine store near by (well, does that liquor store sell wine)? See if the wine guy knows his/her stuff. Ask for a couple of recs, try 'em out, and see if you're on the same page. Repeat until drunk.

I find this stressful for various reasons. I like the inevitability of a couple bottles showing up every month.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You forgot the "FYIs," "for the records," "FWIWs" and the "NTTAWWTs."

TM

Actually, these days, IM conversations with Penske_Account are more likely to be peppered with "sts" and "iyw." Another hilarious things is the hilarity that ensues whenever there is a typo. The hilarity will often derail the entire conversational thread. Sometimes, when we are expressing the hilarity that has ensued due to a typo, in our excitement, there will be *another* typo. Well, you cannot even imagine the unimaginably hilarious hilarity that ensues in this instance. I would describe it for you, but sometimes it gets gross.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by taxwonk
You can usually get away with having the waist taken in about 2 inches, tops, and about 3-4 inches on the chest and shoulders. Anything beyond that, and unless you have a master tailor who can reset the pockets and all kinds of other expensive things, it will look like you had your Daddy's suit downsized.

I assume, based on your personal experience that you're working backwards?

TM

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Actually, these days, IM conversations with Penske_Account are more likely to be peppered with "sts" and "iyw." Another hilarious things is the hilarity that ensues whenever there is a typo. The hilarity will often derail the entire conversational thread. Sometimes, when we are expressing the hilarity that has ensued due to a typo, in our excitement, there will be *another* typo. Well, you cannot even imagine the unimaginably hilarious hilarity that ensues in this instance. I would describe it for you, but sometimes it gets gross.

I hope he is crediting me for the iyw's, but somehow I doubt it.

On a different note, thanks for the pics, Less! Interesting that I was trying to check out Heidi's boob job, but she only has one clear shot and it is on a weird angle. I had heard (I think) that they were lopsided or something. Anyway, thanks!