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10-25-2005, 07:58 PM
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#631
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
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Vegas
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
My fear is that I'll discover "the problem" is not the geography...
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Dude, just admit that it is a mid-life crisis, same as mine, same as others, and go with the flow.
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Boogers!
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10-25-2005, 08:01 PM
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#632
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
Posts: 6,034
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Fiona Apple
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Originally posted by Mr. Man
She is a goddess.
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Indeed. I don't even care that she would break me just because she can. Her new album is getting lots of airplay on Left of Center (the hipster/college/indie/Flower channel on Sirius). Good stuff.
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10-25-2005, 08:04 PM
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#633
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Fiona Apple
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Originally posted by Not Bob
Indeed. I don't even care that she would break me just because she can. Her new album is getting lots of airplay on Left of Center (the hipster/college/indie/Flower channel on Sirius). Good stuff.
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Oh its amazing. Some of it reminds me of the little known Mama Cass stuff (the more Dream a little dream of me type stuff0 mized with Diana Krall or something. She is nt of her age or her era.
She is here day after Tgiving. It is safe to say that that sucks.
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10-25-2005, 08:08 PM
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#634
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: In that cafe crowded with fools
Posts: 1,466
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Fiona Apple
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Oh its amazing. Some of it reminds me of the little known Mama Cass stuff (the more Dream a little dream of me type stuff0 mized with Diana Krall or something. She is nt of her age or her era.
She is here day after Tgiving. It is safe to say that that sucks.
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I've got to hear it all. Is it mostly slow, like the 1 or 2 I've heard so far, or with some more volume like Criminal?
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Why was I born with such contemporaries?
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10-25-2005, 08:13 PM
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#635
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Vegas
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
[TRUE STORY] In my youth, when I was younger, HS, to be specific, a teen gathering place in the summer for kegs and marijawanna and adolescent sexxxing, was a remote boat landing on a certain lake. In the parking lot there was a Honey Bucket aka Porto-Potty. One night a friend of mine was in it, doing her business, sts, when a drunken rabble rouser mistakenly rammed his 4 x 4 into it. The Honey Bucket flipped over landing with the door side on the ground, trapping the young lass. With the HB turned over on its side the honeylike contents of the bucket thereupon emptied themselves on the trapped girl. Eventually others re-righted the Bucket and the drenched schoolgirl emerged. I would posit that is being stuck in a shithole. [/TRUE STORY]
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I clerked in Charleston, WV.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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10-25-2005, 08:19 PM
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#636
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
Posts: 2,807
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Vegas
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
My progression on the typical Vegas night is usually from blackjack tables to free buffet to paigow poker. Screw 4 hour dinners and clubs.
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We should totally go to Vegas sometime and hit the paigow. I hate the four hour dinners when I could be money making.
The best part about playing lots of paigow is getting to learn when it is and is not appropriate to use "paigow" (with the Chinese inflection, natch) as an interjection in every day life.
For example:
Jamie Martin throws his third interception in four plays, leading to yet another Colts score, thus blowing a sure Rams cover. "Paigow!"
Or
Brad Lidge walks to the mound
Or
You're having drunk sex with a too-slutty stranger you met in a club, and the condom falls off. Definitely "paigow!"
Last edited by str8outavannuys; 10-25-2005 at 08:21 PM..
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10-25-2005, 08:23 PM
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#637
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Vegas
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
You're having drunk sex with a too-slutty stranger you met in a club, and the condom falls off.
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FALLS OFF? How does that happen? It has never happened to me. Ever. Breaks? Yes. Is sort of pulled off over the course of a few strokes? Yes. Falling off? No.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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10-25-2005, 08:25 PM
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#638
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Vegas
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
We should totally go to Vegas sometime and hit the paigow. I hate the four hour dinners when I could be money making.
The best part about playing lots of paigow is getting to learn when it is and is not appropriate to use "paigow" (with the Chinese inflection, natch) as an interjection in every day life.
For example:
Jamie Martin throws his third interception in four plays, leading to yet another Colts score, thus blowing a sure Rams cover. "Paigow!"
Or
Brad Lidge walks to the mound
Or
You're having drunk sex with a too-slutty stranger you met in a club, and the condom falls off. Definitely "paigow!"
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The game is actually Pai Gow Poker.
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10-25-2005, 08:27 PM
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#639
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Vegas
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
We should totally go to Vegas sometime and hit the paigow. I hate the four hour dinners when I could be money making.
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Weekend of December 16-18. Room rates are cheap. Mr Man and I are there (either at Bellagio or Venetian - there is a blackjack tournament that we might do at Venetian which would result in a free room there or some such thing; otherwise Bellagio). We are running late for our quarterly Vegas trip, so that is the date.
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10-25-2005, 08:29 PM
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#640
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
Posts: 3,306
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Vegas
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
The game is actually Pai Gow Poker.
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What's the house advantage in Pai Gow? I'm generally a blackjack/craps guy, and I have no clue how to play pai gow. Any reason I should learn?
Fuck, now I really wanna go to Vegas.
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
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10-25-2005, 08:29 PM
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#641
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Vegas
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
The game is actually Pai Gow Poker.
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Well, there is a game Pai Gow as well (tile game; only ever see eldery Asian women playing it), but I would guess he means Pai Gow Poker. That is what I play. Great fun.
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10-25-2005, 08:30 PM
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#642
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
Posts: 3,306
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Vegas
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Weekend of December 16-18. Room rates are cheap. Mr Man and I are there (either at Bellagio or Venetian - there is a blackjack tournament that we might do at Venetian which would result in a free room there or some such thing; otherwise Bellagio). We are running late for our quarterly Vegas trip, so that is the date.
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Does Vegas get all christmased-up in December? That might weird me out a bit.
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
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10-25-2005, 08:31 PM
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#643
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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Vegas
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Weekend of December 16-18. Room rates are cheap. Mr Man and I are there (either at Bellagio or Venetian - there is a blackjack tournament that we might do at Venetian which would result in a free room there or some such thing; otherwise Bellagio). We are running late for our quarterly Vegas trip, so that is the date.
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What does one need to do to get the free room thingy?
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10-25-2005, 08:32 PM
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#644
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
Posts: 2,807
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Vegas
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
There isn't a cookie that's safe around you, is there?
TM
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I was looking for the picture of my son wearing an outfit that said, in "fortune cookie" font,
"A surprise will soon appear in my pants."
But I couldn't find it.
And I can't upload photos to this site anyway. What's up with that?
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10-25-2005, 08:36 PM
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#645
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Special K
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Like I said, Florida in the desert. On the plus side, there are plenty of golf courses, so when Sebby procreates, he can promptly join a club and ignore his offspring.
My personal K should have been more interesting than this, but I just ain't that inspired today.
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You could have gone for the "no professional sports" in Phoenix barb, but you blew it. No Baseball, No football and barely any basketball this year, what with the injuries and all. Blewit.
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