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07-16-2004, 04:15 PM
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#631
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Retired
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Chuck D wants to know...
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Well, you gave me a lie in the sand trap...
I took the only course I had.
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Even when you're in the sand, the goal is to get the ball on the green. You came up way short. (ba dum bum)
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I used to have a stupid fucking signature here. Now there's this.
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07-16-2004, 04:16 PM
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#632
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
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Chuck D wants to know...
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Originally posted by dtb
Thank you, Mr. R! Now I'll have a helpful suggestion for my son when he reaches that tender age.
Today he was wearing boxer shorts with his camp shorts (sort of like those satin-y basketball shorts), and the boxers hung down below his shorts, so I suggested he might want to wear some more snugly fitting underwear, lest his penis be flopping around during the day's athletic activities.
He informed me that he likes it when his penis flops around.
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Must you bait Shifty like this? |
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07-16-2004, 04:27 PM
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#633
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Chuck D wants to know...
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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Must you bait Shifty like this?
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I'm not sure why you thought of me, but I do kind of like it when my penis flops around. Especially on a BDD.
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07-16-2004, 04:30 PM
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#634
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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To Re-cap...
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
That would involve a lot of travel for me wouldn't it?
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Have your avatar do it. She'd be perfect for Jet Setting Dick Measurer.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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07-16-2004, 04:37 PM
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#635
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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PHMMDD
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Have your avatar do it. She'd be perfect for Jet Setting Dick Measurer.
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She'd manage to screw it up somehow and get fired. You guys would all end up with 15 cm dicks or something. I'd end up having to supervise and do it all over again myself anyway.
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Last edited by NotFromHere; 07-16-2004 at 04:41 PM..
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07-16-2004, 04:42 PM
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#636
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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PHMMDD
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
You guys would all end up with 15 cm dicks or something.
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Done!*
* was that the Kramer line?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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07-16-2004, 04:44 PM
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#637
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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PHMMDD
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Done!*
* was that the Kramer line?
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I'm out!
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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07-16-2004, 04:45 PM
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#638
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Gimme a Break.
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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
That settles it, we are going to have to have a TMMYDD.*
Thurgreed Marshall Measure Your Dick Day.
You have to send in a picture with a ruler showing the actual measurement to verify your stats. Coltrane, we're calling you out.
*Looks like this could easily be turned into Timmy Dick Day. Coincidence?
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I didn't do it in the locker room in HS.
I don't do it at work.
And I sure as hell ain't gonna play who's got the biggest swinging dick with a bunch of strangers online.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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07-16-2004, 04:47 PM
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#639
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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PHMMDD
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
She'd manage to screw it up somehow and get fired. You guys would all end up with 15 cm dicks or something.
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Speaking of Paris, I saw her Guess spread in Maxim this month. My Guess is that they wanted someone who appears unlikely to balloon to whaleific proportions. Different feel than the Anna Nicole era.
Paris don't exactly have birthin' hips. |
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07-16-2004, 04:48 PM
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#640
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
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To Re-cap...
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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
That's because you're saying it wrong. Its NCSMYDD. And if its NCSMYDD, the second biggest wins. If its AEMYDD, we're using the wrong guage. So I'm guessing NFHMYDD is what you're really planning.
But, then, might as well just call it TMMYDD.
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Shouldn't it be ncsmydd?
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Send in the evil clowns.
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07-16-2004, 04:49 PM
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#641
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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To Re-cap...
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Originally posted by taxwonk
Shouldn't it be ncsmydd?
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gratzi. why all the yelling all the time? |
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07-16-2004, 04:50 PM
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#642
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Chuck D wants to know...
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Can you think of a bigger dick on the Board?
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On second thought, forget it. Sometimes you gotta throw the small ones back.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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07-16-2004, 04:51 PM
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#643
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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PHMMDD
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I'm out!
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I meant the coffee episode.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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07-16-2004, 04:52 PM
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#644
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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To Re-cap...
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
gratzi. why all the yelling all the time?
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prego. I'm in a "I've got ncs's back" place today.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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07-16-2004, 05:10 PM
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#645
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
Posts: 20,182
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To Re-cap...
Quote:
Originally posted by taxwonk
prego. I'm in a "I've got ncs's back" place today.
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Lucky you. But shouldn't that be an "an"? |
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