imaginary friends to fill the void that is your gaping gash.

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Kind of a whiff since my tense was intended to show that I was directing my comments at Fringey, right after I finished fucking her.

But I'm sure you knew that.

Don't worry, someone will fill your gaping gash soon! Keep your spirits up!

OK, I will admit to whiffing when it happens and apaprently I did. BUt that is in part bc I don't always read all of the snappy repertee between posters that doesnt seem directed boardwide.

Why don't we just call this a cautionary tale and keep my gash out of this.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
1) Is Project Runway still nascent? Is there time to get into it?

I would think so. Especially if you have Tivo set up, as it is a Bravo show. Meaning repeats every weekend and the occasional weekend marathon.

2) The guy I played poker with was surprisingly hot. What now?

Like I should be giving you hot guy advice. My advice, FUCK EM. (ABBA is my muse. Too bad she doesn't appreciate fake bi tendencies.)

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Just don't be a fake bisexual. If you kiss another woman, actually kiss her. None of this little peck shit that some women do for attention from men.

Kissing another woman makes you a bi? Isn't this how your original moniker was born?

Originally posted by notcasesensitive



Like I should be giving you hot guy advice. My advice, FUCK EM. (ABBA is my muse. Too bad she doesn't appreciate fake bi tendencies.)

Fuck em as in Fuck (gender neutral person) or Fuck em as in fuck (anybody who says this love is wrong)?

I think I need more specific guidance here. I sense I am the alpha in this relationship

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Kissing another woman makes you a bi? Isn't this how your original moniker was born?

No, kissing another woman does not make you a bi. Fucking her does.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by paigowprincess

Why don't we just call this a cautionary tale and keep my gash out of this.

Okay. I was just trying to tie in the board motto.

Don't worry, I'll be a dirty old FBoy soon.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Okay. I was just trying to tie in the board motto.

Don't worry, I'll be a dirty old FBoy soon.

Onion headline:

[2004] Obituaries Summary: Old Bastard [Reagan], Dirty Bastard [Arafat], Dirty Old Bastard [?], Ol' Dirty Bastard

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Yes yes. But what's happening with Brad and Angelina??!!

Turns out Brad didn't have a prenup (who gets married in Hollywood without a prenup?) anyway, and there's mass confusion about who gets the yacht and who gets the production company. And Jennifer says she always hated that house in Malibu anyway.

eta - Angelina Jolie isn’t involved with a man; she’s involved with two men — but she’s refusing to name either one.

[NotFromHere]

All you women will cringe, even if you've never had a giant baby.


woman in Brazil gave birth Wednesday to a boy that doctors have nicknamed "giant baby." The infant weighs 17 pounds, about the average size of a six-month-old. He was delivered by Caesarean section (obviously).

[dtb]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
A colleague of mine once wrote an article in which he used the word "incentivize" three or four times. I deleted it, saying that I thought it was "made up", and looked silly. This was in 1999. Now, six years later, the debate still rages. It's unfortunately probably here to stay.

Sadly, I concur; hence the subject line.

My objection to this particular word is that it's just lazy. I don't have a quarrel with the "living language" and shit -- but this is just unadulterated intellectual sloth. The “new” words that pop up to identify new things (e.g., telephone, internet, fax, yadda yadda yadda), or slang or shorthand that worms its way in (e.g., yadda yadda yadda) don't provoke me at all, but “incent”? No. I stand firm. Won't you join me?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
I hate breakfast. I hate the smell of eggs. I hate places that smell like eggs. Breakfast is overrated. If I eat a large American breakfast, I feel all bloated and tired.

I'm allergic to eggs. May I toss you a bagel?

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I'm allergic to eggs. May I toss you a bagel?

I am also allergic to eggs (yay, no flu shot!), and bagels are my second favorite morning food. So, yes!! Toss away.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I am trying to piece together what has happened to gwnc's love life. I sensed she got divorced from Pepe Le Pew and this appears to be confirmed. Now, what is this bisexual trip? Has gwnc become a bisexual? is she just thinking about it? Is this why she and Pepe broke up? Is this jsut more board bullshit? and if it isnt,. I think I speak for the board when I say we mainly agree that we would mostly like to hear how the online women for women thing goes. Maybe I will be a bisexual too. Seems to be the trend.

I will keep you all posted on the online thing. No, it's not why we broke up (and we're not divorced yet - it takes a very long time in NY if you have no grounds and we haven't even filed a separation agreement so the clock is not even ticking - one thing at a time I guess).

I don't think it's board bullshit. I've been having sex with women since I was 15. Of course, it's an off-and-on thing.*


*haha. a little pun.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by dtb
Sadly, I concur; hence the subject line.

My objection to this particular word is that it's just lazy. I don't have a quarrel with the "living language" and shit -- but this is just unadulterated intellectual sloth. The “new” words that pop up to identify new things (e.g., telephone, internet, fax, yadda yadda yadda), or slang or shorthand that worms its way in (e.g., yadda yadda yadda) don't provoke me at all, but “incent”? No. I stand firm. Won't you join me?

I like your firm stance and would be happy to join you (as long as you join me in the fight against baked lingo (unless used in the Sebby sense))

[dtb]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I like your firm stance and would be happy to join you (as long as you join me in the fight against baked lingo (unless used in the Sebby sense))

As always, I am at your side.

FIGHT THE POWER!