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[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
No. Not at all. Some of the most mild mannered looking people are seriously fucked up in the sack. Its like their one release zone where they go insane.

Perhaps you are just not receptive to the telltale signs. If you send me a photo I will be able to tell you what are into. Just by looking at you.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
It's nice that Guy A has a defender.

Translation: Hey look everybody, I agree with all of you and he doesn't! Do you like me yet?

TM

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
The orgy or the overlapping?

Both. I sometimes need charts to figure out who has hooked up with whom.

There seems to be a difference between fucking around and relationships. Fucking around with someone that someone else has fucked around with is perfectly OK and happens all the time. Getting into a relationship with a friend's ex- is a whole different issue.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Perhaps you are just not receptive to the telltale signs. If you send me a photo I will be able to tell you what are into. Just by looking at you.

Don't fall for that. The results are disappointing.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Both. I sometimes need charts to figure out who has hooked up with whom.

There seems to be a difference between fucking around and relationships. Fucking around with someone that someone else has fucked around with is perfectly OK and happens all the time. Getting into a relationship with a friend's ex- is a whole different issue.

Yeah, I stick my dick into just about anything, but I only kiss the ones I really like. Kissing's personal.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Translation: Hey look everybody, I agree with all of you and he doesn't! Do you like me yet?

TM

". . . and my girlfriend writes to Dan Savage!"

Seriously. dtb wants to know. GGG girlfriend -- what does it mean?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Perhaps you are just not receptive to the telltale signs. If you send me a photo I will be able to tell you what are into. Just by looking at you.

We already know that from the board: hand puppet masturbation in the basement, no kissing after having his ass licked, not really into oral (giving or receiving), not really into genitalia (male or female), likes T&A, yellow pants, pink pants.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Don't fall for that. The results are disappointing.

PLF:

I didn't think I had to point this out to you but I didn't want to let the whole board in on what you are into (even though it was clear to me the first time I saw you). For your own privacy I said the stuff about the pants, etc.

Sincerely,
ABBAKiss

P.S. Do I look slutty to you?

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Not Bob
". . . and my girlfriend writes to Dan Savage!"

Seriously. dtb wants to know. GGG girlfriend -- what does it mean?

I would also like to know.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
We already know that from the board: hand puppet masturbation in the basement, no kissing after having his ass licked, not really into oral (giving or receiving), not really into genitalia (male or female), likes T&A, yellow pants, pink pants.

What about Chocolate monsters or Yellow submarines or whatever it was?

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Not Bob
". . . and my girlfriend writes to Dan Savage!"

Seriously. dtb wants to know. GGG girlfriend -- what does it mean?

Good, Giving, and Game...

You're all GGG women in my book.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Very loyal to the friend, but takes no account of the ex girlfriend's wishes. She's not road kill, so he's not a vulture unless he exploited her vulnerability over the breakup to get her into bed.

I guess my point is that he should be loyal to his friend, seeing as they are...well, friends.

Besides, as for the ex, if you really want my opinion, I think it's fucked up that she's fucking her ex-boyfriend's friend two weeks (or whatever) after they broke up. Seems like a shitty thing to do.

Friendships are more important than most relationships. I don't know how close the two friends were (getting drunk after a funeral seems to imply that they were pretty good friends), but if this girl was so hot and smart and incredible, there is a possibility that Guy A would want her back. Fucking her two weeks later without finding that out pretty much ends that possibility. Hell, I bet half of the people posting here on this one are full of shit -- trying to make everyone seem like they are above it all. Give me a break. Something like that would affect a friendship.

TM

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Perhaps you are just not receptive to the telltale signs. If you send me a photo I will be able to tell you what are into. Just by looking at you.

I'm wearing an eyepatch in the only one I have handy. Is that OK?

[dtb]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
We already know that from the board: hand puppet masturbation in the basement, no kissing after having his ass licked, not really into oral (giving or receiving), not really into genitalia (male or female), likes T&A, yellow pants, pink pants.

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[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Perhaps you are just not receptive to the telltale signs. If you send me a photo I will be able to tell you what are into. Just by looking at you.

This is how you knew the Commando Boy would be receptive to your hands in his pants on the first date? And that he would be commando? Or did I get the timing wrong?

(Please PM me with my preferences. I don't want the whole board to know my weirdo fetishes.)