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patentparanyc · 10-20-2006, 03:43 PM

Darn. Came back from lunch, flash storm pouring rain. Had to run for cover for a while walking back. Hate this weather.

sebastian_dangerfield · 10-20-2006, 03:44 PM

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I'm here to help. They apparently sell sex toys. And porn. And bondage gear. Tera Patrick-centric, for some reason.

Her rack changes by the month. That's a great picture, but in many others, the breasts don't look half that good. Some indicate large Cs, some looks like absurd cantaloupe D implants.

ABBAKiss · 10-20-2006, 03:45 PM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
Darn. Came back from lunch, flash storm pouring rain. Had to run for cover for a while walking back. Hate this weather.

You expect us to believe that you left the office for lunch, were walking on the street and then running in the rain, and NO ONE commented on how attractive and smart you are? No maam, I'm not buying it.

patentparanyc · 10-20-2006, 03:46 PM

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You expect us to believe that you left the office for lunch, were walking on the street and then running in the rain, and NO ONE commented on how attractive and smart you are? No maam, I'm not buying it.

A banker asked me what the address was as I was standing in the awning. It must be a bad day for me. On a positive, he did not ask for popcorn.

I think it is fair to say that people find me approachable. People talk to me all the time.

patentparanyc · 10-20-2006, 03:46 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Her rack changes by the month. That's a great picture, but in many others, the breasts don't look half that good. Some indicate large Cs, some looks like absurd cantaloupe D implants.

Is she part asian or something? wow, her stomach is flat. her face is ehhh. i've seen prettier.

Penske_Account · 10-20-2006, 03:46 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Her rack changes by the month. That's a great picture, but in many others, the breasts don't look half that good. Some indicate large Cs, some looks like absurd cantaloupe D implants.

I did a google image search on her, but added the word "fucked" just to narrow it down a bit. She appears "normal" to me. I say good call by the BF Gwink.

ABBAKiss · 10-20-2006, 03:47 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Her rack changes by the month. That's a great picture, but in many others, the breasts don't look half that good. Some indicate large Cs, some looks like absurd cantaloupe D implants.

I think there is some photoshopping going on there. One doesn't typically have a totally fat free waistline but a little bit of bulge at the armpit. She looks somehow off to me in that photo.

str8outavannuys · 10-20-2006, 03:54 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
A nucular-powered one.

Did you ever go to the Pickering nuclear power plant on a school field trip? I did. Doesn't that strike you as odd now?

If in 8 years Evan's school wanted to visit a nuclear power plant on a field trip, I might have a problem what that. Actually, how I feel would be irrelevant, because his mother would veto it faster than it takes me to write this post, which is pretty fast because I type 80 wpm and this post wasn't very well thought out.

patentparanyc · 10-20-2006, 03:55 PM

So, whose turn is it to welcome the newber, aptly named "Ignore"? Hank? you're slacking Hank...

greatwhitenorthchick · 10-20-2006, 03:57 PM

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Did you ever go to the Pickering nuclear power plant on a school field trip? I did. Doesn't that strike you as odd now?

If in 8 years Evan's school wanted to visit a nuclear power plant on a field trip, I might have a problem what that. Actually, how I feel would be irrelevant, because his mother would veto it faster than it takes me to write this post, which is pretty fast because I type 80 wpm and this post wasn't very well thought out.

Indeed I did go on a school field trip to the Pickering nuclear power plant. My skin still glows green on occasion.

Ignore · 10-20-2006, 04:01 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Indeed I did go on a school field trip to the Pickering nuclear power plant. My skin still glows green on occasion.

Hank Chinaski · 10-20-2006, 04:04 PM

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Welcome newber! Please post more next time!

Friday afternoons in the Fall Flower goes to spin class then to get his methadone treatment for the weekend. He'll be back Monday with official words of advice and welcome.

notcasesensitive · 10-20-2006, 04:04 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Her rack changes by the month. That's a great picture, but in many others, the breasts don't look half that good. Some indicate large Cs, some looks like absurd cantaloupe D implants.

How does she do that? Do you think she has magical boobs?

str8outavannuys · 10-20-2006, 04:05 PM

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Go home! I always vote for going home. The Giants could learn a thing or two from my consistency.

Consistency in a sports team is prized among bettors, but should not necessarily be something a team's fans desire. Try being a Blue Jays fan for the last 10 years or so. Or, I suppose Devil Rays, or the Royals. No, what you want is the kind of inconsistency that the (2006 WS Champion) Detroit Tigers have. Which, by the way, what the fuck???? I mean, how did this happen?

By the way, this will improbably keep up the tradition of wild card teams winning the WS. This is getting downright silly now.

Hank Chinaski · 10-20-2006, 04:08 PM

when i look at the main forums page right now it reminds me of a Risk game where I'm about done, if I were the type nerd that plays Risk, instead of the type nerd I am.