It's all about me

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by dtb
Thank you, Mr. R! Now I'll have a helpful suggestion for my son when he reaches that tender age.

Today he was wearing boxer shorts with his camp shorts (sort of like those satin-y basketball shorts), and the boxers hung down below his shorts, so I suggested he might want to wear some more snugly fitting underwear, lest his penis be flopping around during the day's athletic activities.

He informed me that he likes it when his penis flops around.

You are going to complete fuck that kid up. Seriously. Stop that.

TM

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
Because the posting of nude photos was originally his idea and henceforth all posting of nude photos shall be done in his honor, plus NSCMYDD is a little unruly and doesn't sound as good. NO OFFENCE.

There are no photos involved in [initials of poster]MYDD. Jesus Christ God Almighty, you are stupid.

ETA fine, I didn't actually read your whole initial post. Like that comes as a shock to anyone.

BTW, I request circumference as well. So each of you will need a bendy tape measure as well as a ruler.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ltl/fb

BTW, I request circumference as well. So each of you will need a bendy tape measure as well as a ruler.

No no no. A (long) piece of string and a ruler will do. Or so I'm told.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You are going to complete fuck that kid up. Seriously. Stop that.

TM

why? my mother used to tell my sisters to wear a bra.

She never had to tell me that (for obvious reasons) and I'm the fucked-up one. My sisters turned out fine.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
No no no. A (long) piece of string and a ruler will do. Or so I'm told.

Hmmmmm.
ncs's contempt for the average and smaller than that might unfairly prejudice those people. It might be difficult to achieve maximum length and circumference while worrying that she's going to think one inadequate.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Crazed surgeon amputates patient's penis, chops it up. Meanwhile, MDs are refusing to treat paralegals who work for med-mal firms.

Do you think a $250,000 cap on noneconomic damages would cover it?

Was the patient a Republican?

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
There are no photos involved in [initials of poster]MYDD. Jesus Christ God Almighty, you are stupid.

ETA fine, I didn't actually read your whole initial post. Like that comes as a shock to anyone.

BTW, I request circumference as well. So each of you will need a bendy tape measure as well as a ruler.

How about a metal ring? Which reminds me, I was watching Graham Norton the other night and one of his guests was talking about the cock ring he was wearing under his kilt to an awards ceremony. And he couldn't stop saying it. Cock ring cock ring cock ring cock ring.
The censors must have loved that.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
Walking across a bridge over the Chicago River a few minutes ago I saw group of 20 or so kayakers paddling by...

Baggins taking his act on the road? Does he have followers now?

The formal term is "disciples." They're all pretty cool, except Judas, who has the miniature outboard on the back.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
why? my mother used to tell my sisters to wear a bra.

She never had to tell me that (for obvious reasons) and I'm the fucked-up one. My sisters turned out fine.

You have to trust the guys on this one. A boy 7 or 8 or more doesn't want to talking about his dick to his mom.

She even gave bad fashion advice. All kids playing basketball now are wearing boxers and shorts hung low on the boxers.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
why? my mother used to tell my sisters to wear a bra.

What did your dad have to say on the subject?

But, apparently, dtb has outdone by basketball coach in high school, who came up to me before practice and, observing I was wearing boxers not briefs, said something like "Burger, looks like you're wearing boxers. Know what a jock strap is? Just trying to be helpful, because I wouldn't want to see you hurt yourself."

ETA: Unfortunately I didn't have Hank to tell him that I was on the hoops fashion cutting edge at the time. If only I'd hung my shorts down on my ass a bit more it would have been obvious.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Hmmmmm.
ncs's contempt for the average and smaller than that might unfairly prejudice those people. It might be difficult to achieve maximum length and circumference while worrying that she's going to think one inadequate.

What? Why would the measurements be any different? Or you saying she needs more than a ruler's worth of circumference? If so, let's all raise our glasses to Mr. Man!

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
why? my mother used to tell my sisters to wear a bra.

She never had to tell me that (for obvious reasons) and I'm the fucked-up one. My sisters turned out fine.

Yes, but that was you mom giving you female advice. Imagine your dad telling you to what condom to use when you're on top.

OK, not on top of him, on top of your boyfriend. No not while he's talking to you. *sigh* I can't make this sound right.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
What? Why would the measurements be any different? Or you saying she needs more than a ruler's worth of circumference? If so, let's all raise our glasses to Mr. Man!

how easy is it for you to get it up if you are terrified or embarrassed? If you do get it up, is it a raging erection or meh?

Or are you the guy who didn't have BDD because yours is binary?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
how easy is it for you to get it up if you are terrified or embarrassed? If you do get it up, is it a raging erection or meh?

Or are you the guy who didn't have BDD because yours is binary?

Not me. Who was terrified and why?

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Yes, but that was you mom giving you female advice. Imagine your dad telling you to what condom to use when you're on top.

OK, not on top of him, on top of your boyfriend. No not while he's talking to you. *sigh* I can't make this sound right.

I get your point.

Just for the record, I never talked to my mother about sex. If I had a question I would go to my dad. Think Eugene Levy in American Pie and you have my dad, pretty much.