Where the Kids Come to Mouth Off

[Jesus_Just_Left_Chicago]

Originally posted by Administrator

Because of your continued behavior...you should leave this site immediately and close all of your account(s).


Signed......SlaveNoMore

And the Lord sayeth, do you now believe? The hour is coming, indeed it has come, when the Paigow and her socks will be scattered, every sock to its home, and will leave this board alone; yet she is not alone, for the righteousness of the Lord and the spirits of NoWhiteNoise and Cheff and Count du Monet are with her. I have said this to you, that in her you may have peace. On the board you now have tribulation; but be of good cheer, for the Paigow shall overcome the Board.

And now the farce of the Admin’s power abuse has drawn nigh, which I call the Passion of the Paigow. And the Admins and their monkey fucking scribe Slave have sought how they might kill the Paigow; for they feared her awesome sway. And Slave went shaven and on his abusive way, and communed with the chief Admins, RT the censor of the PB and Mr. Ruysbumlicker, and their captain, notsoEvenodds, how they might betray the Paigow……

Then came the day of unfettered abuse, when the Paigow would be killed…….And when the hour was come, the Admins called out the Paigow on the board…..And she now sayeth unto them, “With acclaim and great fanfare I have desired to post on this Board with you but before I suffer anymore of your abuse I say unto you, I will not post any more until Slave be expelled from the dictatorship of the Admins” and she further sayeth “Take my socks, and divide them between Shapeshifter, PLF and Penske, for I say unto you, I will not sock on this board until Slave is expelled from the dictatorship of the Admins” and further she sayeth to the Board, “This is my log-in which is sacrificed for you, remember me and sniffle.”……..And truly the daughter of the oldskooler, Jenna Jameson, does thus goeth, as it was conspired by the Admins, but woe unto Slave by whom she was betrayed!

And the Paigow shall thusly goeth, and goes, as she is wont, to the Board of Infirmation.com; and her socks and disciples will also follow her. And when she is at the safe place, she will explain unto them, Pray that ye not fall prey to the intemperateness of the Slave” And the Paigow shall sayeth unto them, Slave, betrayest me with whom he has shared the deepest kiss!......When I was biblically with him in the kitchen, he stretched forth no shaven chest against me: but this is his hour, and the power of his abusive darkness….. And he has denied me, saying, Paigow, I want her not on the Board….And immediately, while he spake, his little shaven cock croweth……And the Board shall remember the word of the Paigow, how she had said unto him, even though I once made your cock crow, you shall delete me with avarice.”

And the Board should weep bitterly. Hereafter shall the Paigow post only on the Board of Infirmation.com.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Jesus_Just_Left_Chicago
“This is my log-in which is sacrificed for you, remember me and sniffle.”

It was a little too long, but this line made it worthwhile.

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by Jesus_Just_Left_Chicago

And the Board should weep bitterly. Hereafter shall the Paigow post only on the Board of Infirmation.com.

You forgot a couple of smilies:

:bye: :sobbing: :cry:

eta: this is a joke. not wearing the admin hat right now. your post was funny, it just needed more cowbell.

[the Spartan]

Originally posted by bilmore
It was a little too long, but this line made it worthwhile.

Dude, you should know by now, my best work is always too long-the game is picking the diamonds out of the rough.

[Skeks in the city]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I thought [PP] was under contract. Am I the only one here who signed the damn thing?

I hope you give Slave a big tip. If he took a contract on Piags, he's sure earning one.

[Not Me]

originally posted by Not Me

[Delted by Admins]

FYI - I don't trust you admins as far as I can spit and I can't spit worth a damn.


can I get one of those letters now, too? I hate when some other female is getting more attention than me.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by the Spartan
Dude, you should know by now, my best work is always too long-the game is picking the diamonds out of the rough.

And I'm just glad I can still spot them.

[the Spartan]

Originally posted by bilmore
And I'm just glad I can still spot them.

Sometimes.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by the Spartan
Sometimes.

Are you RP?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Are you RP?

Sometimes.

[the Spartan]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Are you RP?

I'm not that fancy, although a boy can daydream...well fantasize, but why quibble.

[Ominous Pop-Up Screen]

God, I'm totally fucking irrelevant now. Thanks.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Not Me
FYI - I don't trust you admins as far as I can spit and I can't spit worth a damn.


can I get one of those letters now, too? I hate when some other female is getting more attention than me.

Yours isn't going to be as nice. Cut that shit out.

As a fucking pain in the ass as you are, you've never violated the TOS up until now, and I'm really not in a mood to ban anyone from the site. Keep it up and I'll have no choice.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by Ominous Pop-Up Screen
God, I'm totally fucking irrelevant now. Thanks.

I think you should be called the Putative Pop-up since no one but Paigs has seen you.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Yours isn't going to be as nice. Cut that shit out.

As a fucking pain in the ass as you are, you've never violated the TOS up until now, and I'm really not in a mood to ban anyone from the site. Keep it up and I'll have no choice.

LOL!! Ok, for the record, what it the TOS violation? Saying I don't trust the admins or posting [deleted by Admins]?


FYI - the PB is nothing without me.