The Spanky Show

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Baby Jesus? Doesn't do much for me. Sort of just lays around and cries, non? I am however a huge fan of the Jesus phase when he was all into changing water into wine. He totally rocked then.

He turned water into wine, and if he wanted to, He could have turned wheat into marijuana, or sugar into cocaine, or vitamin pills into amphetamines.

That's so cool.

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
He turned water into wine, and if he wanted to, He could have turned wheat into marijuana, or sugar into cocaine, or vitamin pills into amphetamines.

That's so cool.

And the real baby Jesus would fuck you the hell up if you gave him any shit.

Originally posted by barely_legal
I may or may not have met Spanky this weekend, but I can confirm that he does not have a mullet. I also may or may not have met Flinty, Atticus and Ty last week but I can confirm that they suck and like to pretend that they have better things to do than grab a quick drink with charming out-of-town visitors.

I can also confirm the Good Vibrations gift card story. Somehow the blowjob in the alley got left out of that story, but maybe someone was afraid that was outable...

I thought alley bjs were limited to the Front Page? Did you and the Mullet sneak out while I was on my third Rum Martini?

Originally posted by barely_legal
I doubt you're his type, so try not to get so excited.

I have no idea whether Spanky is gay. He didn't hit on me when I may or may not have met him, but that could just mean that he's a hetero with good taste.

Bitch, please. Everyone knows that you are the Prettiest.

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Bitch, please. Everyone knows that you are the Prettiest.

Hey Ms. the Funniest, I've been dubbed by "the Vainest" as "the Smartest." Everyone knows that you can't be the Prettiest AND the Smartest. Jan will never be Marsha.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by barely_legal
Hey Ms. the Funniest, I've been dubbed by "the Vainest" as "the Smartest." Everyone knows that you can't be the Prettiest AND the Smartest. Jan will never be Marsha.

Jan wasn't the smartest, just the dorkiest.

Originally posted by barely_legal
I guess some people are just unduly impressed by Good Vibrations gift cards.

Oh, I forgot a very important detail about the story. I have that giftcard as a result of returining Mr. Crabby (hi less!!!)

Originally posted by barely_legal
Hey Ms. the Funniest, I've been dubbed by "the Vainest" as "the Smartest." Everyone knows that you can't be the Prettiest AND the Smartest. Jan will never be Marsha.

Maybe you aren't really the Smartest. Everyone knows the Smartest would have gone to a better law school if she werent fellating her way through a shit law school far inferior to mine.

Either way, Jan or Marsha, that makes me Alice, which sucks. But at least I will always have Sam (the butcher, not Whiff)>

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by barely_legal
I may or may not have met Spanky this weekend, but I can confirm that he does not have a mullet. I also may or may not have met Flinty, Atticus and Ty last week but I can confirm that they suck and like to pretend that they have better things to do than grab a quick drink with charming out-of-town visitors.

I can also confirm the Good Vibrations gift card story. Somehow the blowjob in the alley got left out of that story, but maybe someone was afraid that was outable...

So sorry to have "missed" you--Ty, Atticus and I were brainstorming in the clubhouse and the "No Wimmins" sign was on the door. I'm glad that Spanky found time out of his many obligations in Spankyland to come visit and represent the SF/SV FBers. Please keep in mind that he is special and not necessarily reflective of the population. Most of the population would have definitely hit on you.

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
So sorry to have "missed" you--Ty, Atticus and I were brainstorming in the clubhouse and the "No Wimmins" sign was on the door. I'm glad that Spanky found time out of his many obligations in Spankyland to come visit and represent the SF/SV FBers. Please keep in mind that he is special and not necessarily reflective of the population. Most of the population would have definitely hit on you.

Dude, Spanky represented TWICE. Manspinster or Player?

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Maybe you aren't really the Smartest. Everyone knows the Smartest would have gone to a better law school if she werent fellating her way through a shit law school far inferior to mine.

Either way, Jan or Marsha, that makes me Alice, which sucks. But at least I will always have Sam (the butcher, not Whiff)>

Why can't you be Cindy? She was the cutest! Except I don't think that she would have a Good Vibrations Gift card.

Originally posted by barely_legal
Why can't you be Cindy? She was the cutest! Except I don't think that she would have a Good Vibrations Gift card.

Everyone knows that Cutest is not one of the Categories.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by paigowprincess and barely_legal
["You're Marsha!" "No, YOU'RE Marsha!"]

Spanky,

I understand the benefits of an "open door" policy to the local kids, but maybe we need to institute a filter for the grown-ups, no?

Gattigap

Originally posted by Gattigap
Spanky,

I understand the benefits of an "open door" policy to the local kids, but maybe we need to institute a filter for the grown-ups, no?

Gattigap

Dude, you are totally whiffing on a paigow and barely Inside Joke of the Year that Really Is All That Inside.

ANd I never said I was Marsha. I am Alice. My hu went one way but my la went the other.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Gattigap
Spanky,

I understand the benefits of an "open door" policy to the local kids,

2 minute of bliss then 10-20 at San Quentin?