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11-06-2003, 03:25 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Well there are really two things. One is that every time we have sex, I have to suck his finger and make it look like I am giving him a blowjob. Then every time after we have sex, and sometimes before, I have to go down on him. Now this would be fine except that he is like Sting and likes to go for hours, so I end up giving like five blowjobs in a session. This on top of the fingersucking. I am gonna have a jaw like Ben Assflakes if this continues.
Half of me wants to say, "hey I know you are thrilled to have a good blow and all, but Sebby assures me that blowjobs are just totally overrrated so why are you wearing out my jaw?"
My face gets arthritic thinking about many years of this, and I think that finger blowjob business is just frankly kinda weird, so I am starting to think this may not go the distance.
Fine. Burger, give me some quid
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Its nice to see you clean up with your tongue after sex. Your SO must save a fortune on tissues and/or water.
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11-06-2003, 03:26 PM
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#6602
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Think Outside the Jar
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Marinating
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Originally posted by evenodds
Don't you wish.
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MMMMmmmm...Yes I do. I would POTD that booty (I pronounce in boo-TAAAAAY) all nite long.
You look so good in yo' avatar, I jus' wanna' put ya' on a plate an' sop you up wit' a biscuit, girl.
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11-06-2003, 03:26 PM
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#6603
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
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Yes, but . . . well . . . it's just not the same as with us.
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If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
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11-06-2003, 03:26 PM
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#6604
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prodigal poster
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: gate 27
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
We as in me and PLF, dear. You have to stop thinking "we" means you and another. What is it with you and that word?
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We as in the people of the FB. I could not care less what you say on your own behalf. I would h8 for him or anyone else to think you are speaking on behalf of all of us.
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My enemies curse my name, but rave about my ass.
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11-06-2003, 03:27 PM
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For the People
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: on the coast
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non-sequitor
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Jack Manfred's "protein-enriched" line makes me think that he is giving a lot of blowjobs to men (nttawwt). And maybe he is and that is the point of the line. Or maybe I am the only person whose mind goes immediately to the gutter with mention of protein. This is all very confusing to me.
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Maybe it's the "protein-enriched" line with a tagline that contains the word "sodomize." It was actually a reference to being on the Atkins diet. I was going to go back to "early non-kayaker", but that's ages ago on the Board. The obvious choice is "blow job camel", but I'm not one. I've changed it (NTTAWWT) to avoid confusion and toasters, but it's in transition.
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11-06-2003, 03:28 PM
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prodigal poster
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Originally posted by Connect_the_Dots
MMMMmmmm...Yes I do. I would POTD that booty (I pronounce in boo-TAAAAAY) all nite long.
You look so good in yo' avatar, I jus' wanna' put ya' on a plate an' sop you up wit' a biscuit, girl.
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OMG. How did you get that picture of me and the OddMan???????
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11-06-2003, 03:29 PM
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#6607
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
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What he said was that there were a lot of posters he found annoying.
paigowprincess: like who?
p_l_flower: pensky
paigowprincess: I totally got the memo on that one. str8up brother!!!!!
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11-06-2003, 03:31 PM
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#6608
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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In Defense of mmmmmmmm1244
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Originally posted by evenodds
His impression after watching her on Surreal Life was that she had gotten implants since the mid-90s when they were working together and hanging out.
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The OM is mistaken. Those can't be implants.
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11-06-2003, 03:31 PM
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#6609
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
It is the activity level. Of the oral. He hasnt done that smell yourself taste ourself thing which would not bother me a bit. I am always happy to put on a show for the right audience. This guy just cannot get enough of the suckage, be it my own finger or his penis Though I should say I have shared a couple of outre requests (for me- to him, old hat) and he has offered to accomodate me when I get the nerve to do it.
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I'm all for sex games (assplay, oral, anal, film, s&m, voyeur, clamps, whips, toys, etc...) but ain't no way I'm "tasting myself" or "smelling myself" for anyone. I've been snowballed before... I know the flavor and well, it ain't bernaise or champagne sorbet.
As to the finger sucking... lame. Lamest bit ever. I hated it when chicks would do this to look cool. Its toolish. There's only one thing worth sucking.
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11-06-2003, 03:33 PM
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#6610
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Originally posted by evenodds
We as in the people of the FB. I could not care less what you say on your own behalf. I would h8 for him or anyone else to think you are speaking on behalf of all of us.
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Ditto!!!! Though I noticed you had NO problem when he purported to speak for the FB on how nobody wants to read about my body fat and genitals or something like that.
and I would never deign to speak for the FB. Who am I, Slave? No, my post unamibgiously referred to an IM convo beteeen me and Pretty. Reread it. One thing I do not do is speak for others or put words in their mouths. (no mouth jokes please). THat is Sebby's job. |
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11-06-2003, 03:34 PM
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#6611
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
What he said was that there were a lot of posters he found annoying.
p_l_flower: pensky
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TYPO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOO FUNNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!
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11-06-2003, 03:34 PM
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#6612
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Because Penske and Bilmore Asked
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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Holy shit, dude.
FWIW, I understand some areas of upstate NY also make icewine. I have not heard that it is very good.
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Whiff.
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11-06-2003, 03:35 PM
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#6613
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Moderator
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I was not offering the ear thing as a fetish and I am not averse to nibbling his ears. He seems to like it a lot. I'm averse to having my earns nibbled. A little teeny bit is OK, but anything more i just find irritating.
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Well, maybe we are secretly made for each other. I hate having my ears chewed on.
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11-06-2003, 03:37 PM
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#6614
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I'm all for sex games (assplay, oral, anal, film, s&m, voyeur, clamps, whips, toys, etc...) but ain't no way I'm "tasting myself" or "smelling myself" for anyone. I've been snowballed before... I know the flavor and well, it ain't bernaise or champagne sorbet.
As to the finger sucking... lame. Lamest bit ever. I hated it when chicks would do this to look cool. Its toolish. There's only one thing worth sucking.
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Only you truly understand me, Sebastian. Why does he have to watch me pretend to give head to his finger while he is getting banged when he is gonna get the real thing like five times over? Nonsense. I dont get it. And we have heard you rant a million times on the overrated blow job. Is there anyway I can have you talk on the phone to this guy? |
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11-06-2003, 03:37 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
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Idiocy
Edited to say forget it, it's not worth it.
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