New Fashion Board 10-3-2003 - 11-7-2003

[baltassoc]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Its nice to see you clean up with your tongue after sex. Your SO must save a fortune on tissues and/or water.

So I had an ex who liked to do this, and express it just this way, "cleaning up." It really squicked me out for some reason. Then we broke up when I found out she was "cleaning up' somebody else.

Originally posted by barely_legal
Is this the electricity guy? The guy with the bad accent but beautiful eyes who you got tingly over in yoga? I need continuity in my fb stories.

And to answer your poll, when I was still a widdle virgin (but in training to be a slut) my bf was not impressed with my disco mitt and asked me to shave it all off. At first I was kind of offended, but then I said "if you don't like it, shave it off yourself" and he did. Not a dealbreaker, but definitely something that freaked me out at first. That is so tame for this board though that I'm kind of ashamed. I have a cock ring story too, but that's tame too. damn, I need more interesting sex.

No, this is not the electrician. And while I am actually losing interest in that guy, I havent ruled him out. As Slave will tell you, I am a slut.

And that is a funny story. And I have never done that if it makes you feel a little less innocent, though it has been talked about.

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
No, this is not the electrician. And while I am actually losing interest in that guy, I havent ruled him out. As Slave will tell you, I am a slut.

And that is a funny story. And I have never done that if it makes you feel a little less innocent, though it has been talked about.

I just realized I glossed over the funniest part. He didn't ask me shave it all off at first, he told me I should get a brazilian. I was like "huh, what the hell is that?" and he explained it. He actually tried to give me a brazillian when he was shaving me but he couldn't get the sides even and eventually just shaved it all off.

This is the same guy who told me I should wear thong underwear (I'd never owned a pair before at that point in my life). He introduced to me so much -- too bad I never gave it up to him. Oh, he's also the first guy that moved my hand when I tried to give him that taint massage during a blow job that Cosmo said men would go crazy over. I've NEVER had a guy enjoy that, I don't know why I even keep trying it.

[evenodds]

Originally posted by barely_legal
He introduced to me so much -- too bad I never gave it up to him.

He shaved you and you never slept with him?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
No need to PM. Just pee on the guy, already.

POTW.

TM

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by evenodds
He shaved you and you never slept with him?

Nope. The first guy I had sex with was the guy that kind of overlapped with him. I did a lot of experimenting before I technically lost my virginity. In fact, I finally had intercourse b/c I felt like an idiot having to tell people I was virgin when I'd had oral sex with multiple partners.

[SlaveNoMore]

paigowprincess
and I would never deign to speak for the FB. Who am I, Slave?

I speak for those without a voice;

I speak for the poor, the sick, the oppressed, the children and the aged;

I speak for those poor souls yearning to speak and for those meek of heart yearning to be heard;

I speak for the troubled and the addicted; the hedonists, nymphos, polygamists, adulterors and alcoholics;

I speak so they all have a voice, to be heard and cared for, and to be free.

It is for them, these blessed children of God, that I speak.

- Slave Cardinal Forever

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
One time this really hot chimp asked me to use my tail on her, you know, down there, while otherwise in normal coitus. Man, that was hot.

I think Thrasher wanted that to stay just between the two of you.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I should say I have shared a couple of outre requests (for me- to him, old hat) and he has offered to accomodate me when I get the nerve to do it.

This is unacceptable. Please expand.

TM

[Bad_Rich_Chic]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Whiff.

Which - my expression of amazement at the sheer volume of your post, or my mentioning not very good NYS icewine?

Or are you telling me to put my shoes back on?

[lookingformarket]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
I speak for the troubled and the addicted; the hedonists, nymphos, polygamists, adulterors and alcoholics;
- Slave Cardinal Forever

So, you speak for yourself.

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
This is unacceptable. Please expand.

TM

This is my bright line. If I am too shy to do it then I am too shy to say it. Once I am an old pro at it, perhaps I will elaborate.

[SlaveNoMore]

lookingformarket
So, you speak for yourself.

Who else is going do it?

You?

You, Lieutenant Weinberg?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Who else is going do it?

You?

You, Lieutenant Weinberg?

Honestly, why does he pick on poor Lt. Weinberg? He's said and done nothing. Very random.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Honestly, why does he pick on poor Lt. Weinberg? He's said and done nothing. Very random.

He's a short, chubby Jewish lawyer, so obviously he must be a big wimp who is unable to do the manly man stuff and protect the women and children from the bad guys. Plus making Nicholson's character kinda a bigot by implication makes him more of an asshole.