New Fashion Board 10-3-2003 - 11-7-2003

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I can understand the swallow thing, and while I will always let a guy go down on me though it is not my favorite, the position thing I do not get. In this day and age, how can you not be willing to try bieng on top? This story sounds suspicious, and not just bc you were able to find someone to put out. Perhaps she was so drunk she was afraid she would fall over sideways if on top?

I know a girl who supposedly refuses to have sex any way except for doggie...unfortunately I didn't get the chance to confirm. I can at least comprehend the repressed religious girl demanding only missionary. But only doggie? Weird.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Honestly, why does he pick on poor Lt. Weinberg? He's said and done nothing. Very random.

I always took it as a dig against jews. The way he pronounces Weinberg and singles him out is brilliant in its almost-subtlety. Fits perfectly with the character.

TM

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
In this day and age, how can you not be willing to try bieng on top?

Willing, but said she was not a "get on top kind of girl." One, run away! Two, can you say turn off?

Originally posted by barely_legal
Cosmo the stupid magazine, not the poster.

Oh. It is a stupid magazine to get 10 Tricks To Make Your Man More Satisfied In Bed from, but keep up the good work on Pressing Men's Taints For America.

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield Do you mean the "rub it on the tip to numb the dick" gig or the "Oh lord... I can't keep it up because this blow is cut with ephedrine and baby laxative" gig?

The latter, sort of. I think most men can get it up on coke, but ejaculating is more difficult than when one is not on coke. Given this was Paigow complaining, I thought the odds of this being an issue were quantum - we don't know the location of the penis, but we are pretty damn certain of its vector.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I know a girl who supposedly refuses to have sex any way except for doggie...unfortunately I didn't get the chance to confirm. I can at least comprehend the repressed religious girl demanding only missionary. But only doggie? Weird.

I think I used to bang her.

I dig the dog style action as much as the next cat, but after a while I was saying things like "Hey, I might as well be fucking a guy here... gimme something to look at."

I think some schicks really dig it cuz you can get reeeaal deep if you drive at the right angle. In fact, I think I've tickled the uterus in a few chicks when fucking olympic-drunk-style in the dog position.

S(Ever see actual dogs fuck? Its like 900 strokes a minute... pretty crazy)D

[mmm3587]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I know a girl who supposedly refuses to have sex any way except for doggie...unfortunately I didn't get the chance to confirm. I can at least comprehend the repressed religious girl demanding only missionary. But only doggie? Weird.

I had a girlfriend who vastly preferred rear entry (ok, this term sucks, but doggie style sounds stupid, I think), and in a rough way, like I was forcing her and using my weight to push myself into her. Coupled with the fact that she was always asking me to "hurt her" during sex, by which she meant "penetrate me roughly and without as much lubrication," I think that she had mild to moderate rape fantasies. She was pretty well adjusted otherwise, though.

I've dated several women who have preferred rear entry as a favorite position, but no other who preferred it as much. My most long-term other rear-entry preferrer would put her legs together and mine would be outside hers holding hers together, and she would have these wild, shaking orgasms while I kissed her by wrapping my head around and doing the "from the back side of mouth kissing" thing.

Great sex, that relationship. The best I've had, I think. If you're out there, hey!

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I think some [chicks] really dig [doggy style] cuz you can get reeeaal deep if you drive at the right angle.

depth may not be as important as g spot stimulation. if you believe in that sort of thing. or so I've heard.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
you can get reeeaal deep if you drive at the right angle. In fact, I think I've tickled the uterus in a few chicks

Cervix. Well, I hope cervix.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by mmm3587
I had a girlfriend who vastly preferred rear entry (ok, this term sucks, but doggie style sounds stupid,

Yeah, but people might confuse "rear entry" with anal.

[SlaveNoMore]

sebastian_dangerfield
"Oh lord... I can't keep it up because this blow is cut with ephedrine and baby laxative" gig?

Things that doth suck

[mmm3587]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Yeah, but people might confuse "rear entry" with anal.

Maybe, but "rear entry" != "entry of the rear." I can't be the arbiter of all jargon here, people.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
S(Ever see actual dogs fuck? Its like 900 strokes a minute... pretty crazy)D

Sebby, if you come over to my house after school we can look at my brother's National Geographics and then look up "sexual intercourse" in the Encyclopedia Brittanica!

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Personally, I could tolerate the finger thing much more easily than the extended oral sex thing, unless he's not going to care that I bite down when my jaw gets tired. This seems like it could be something y'all could, you know, like talk about or whatever.

Maybe the finger thing is weird but as far as the five hour blow job -- it won't take five hours if she does it right!:jedi:

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by mmm3587
Maybe, but "rear entry" != "entry of the rear." I can't be the arbiter of all jargon here, people.

I will be arbiter. Rear entry does = anal. Perhaps you could just say "penetrate her from the back."

Do PENetrate and PENis start with the same syllable for a reason or is it just a coincidence?

[dtb]

Originally posted by mmm3587
[...]and she would have these wild, shaking orgasms while I kissed her by wrapping my head around and doing the "from the back side of mouth kissing" thing.

I was following (I think) up until the part I have highlighted above. Could you elaborate? The back side of mouth kissing? What's that?

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I think I used to bang her.

Me too. Does she live in Queens?