New Fashion Board 10-3-2003 - 11-7-2003

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
S(I wonder how much damage casual use of that stuff from time to time can really do to one's heart... it can really get your ticker revving like a motherfucker)D

Just call it a good cardio workout.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by dtb
[should be edited to add [to the whole "no cock in the fight" post]: "or otherwise" but I don't have those nifty mod-powers to edit others' posts.]


(You're welcome, ncs.)

Who knows? I hear you can buy such things from discreet vendors in certain parts of TCOTU. If you know the right person to ask, that is. I mean, not every bellman or cabbie will know what you mean when you whisper "marital aid" to them -- I heard about a client's brother's friend who asked the wrong one, and was sent to a couple's therapy office.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by evenodds
I just googled "rear entry." Aside from a conversion van, it's all about non-anal vaginal penetration.

Strange. I just googled "anal penetration" and it was all about anal penetration.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by mmm3587
When I get home tonight, I will google "define:'rear entry'" (or do the equivalent research) to figure this out. In all my years of fucking and porn, I've _never_ heard anal sex described as rear entry.

Can't str8 tell us the answer to this? What kind of studio is it?

I just said it could be confused as anal sex, not that it should be.

[Jack Manfred]

Originally posted by mmm3587
When I get home tonight, I will google "define:'rear entry'" (or do the equivalent research) to figure this out. In all my years of fucking and porn, I've _never_ heard anal sex described as rear entry.

My laptop. My ISP. So I can clear this up:

The Rear Entry Position Described (Not IT-approved)

Also known by some as "doggy style" the rear entry position is fairly easy to assume. The woman gets either on her hands and knees or lays stomach first on the bed with her lover behind her. He is on his knees or sometimes his feet, and develops leverage by grasping on to her hips. Depending on preference the man's legs can be inside of the women's legs or outside of them. Couples may wish to have the woman's legs closer together because it creates more friction between the penis and vagina.

In this position a man has a great deal of freedom for thrusting. Her movement is somewhat restricted but this can be easy modified with an ottoman or low bed. The woman can then rest the upper half of her body on a supporting structure. This in turn gives her more freedom to move her hips and pelvis. The rear entry position offers the couple a chance at experiencing new sensations because the angle of entry is different while deep thrusting is made much easier. All these factors contribute to a particularly intense experience if you are with the right partner. Most men find that it is difficult to prolong their orgasm while in this position. The stimulation is often too intense or overwhelming. Consequently the couple may wish to save the rear entry position as a way to end their lovemaking session.

Note: the word "lover" must be pronounced comme Will Ferrell

[mmm3587]

Originally posted by evenodds
I just googled "rear entry." Aside from a conversion van, it's all about non-anal vaginal penetration.

Ok, you can be the new arbiter.

Next up, a discussion of the feelings Emil Heskey as my new avatar and my recent discussions of sex excite in the male-interested* readership.

*Straight female, gay male, all bisexuals. See also female-interested and just interested.

[ThrashersFan]

Originally posted by LessinSF
I don't recall GWNC's discussion of this, but there is a spot on me that that works on, but guidance as to the location and the amount and manner of pressure is generally required.

Unsurprisingly, I have never had a girl ask me to do something that I wouldn't do, but I have recently had the converse - a girl who didn't like doing things I enjoy. Because I know you want the details, it was boring normal everyday stuff. She won't swallow, doesn't like to get on top, and doesn't like men to go down on her. Suffice it to say that our "relationship" is no longer, but I hope she finds a nice, repressed boy and they have missionary position sex as often as they like.

Tell the class the truth, I dumped you. And I do like to be on top, just not on top of you. And don't be so mysterious about the "spot" -- it was my first experience with a man who liked a vibrator in his ass.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Cervix. Well, I hope cervix.
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This can be poked in any position, depending on the girl.

And, I suppose, depending on the guy.

Or a combination.

I was concerned about the woman's uterus and/or cervix. I think I read somewhere once that tapping-type stimulation of the cervix is good in the way that stimulation of the g-spot is good (i.e., for some people but maybe not others). As all of us who regularly have our cervixes snipped at can testify, there aren't a ton of nerves on that thing, or not regular nerves, so this seemed weird.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I just said it could be confused as anal sex, not that it should be.

I am the arbiter, and I say it is confusingly similar and/or should be synonymous with anal entry. Anyone who thinks "doggie style" is too crass may simply say "from behind." Because it is much more genteel to say "I fucked her from behind until my cock practically shoved her cervix up her throat" than to say "I fucked her doggie-style until my cock practically shoved her cervix up her throat."

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
As all of us who regularly have our cervixes snipped at can testify, there aren't a ton of nerves on that thing, or not regular nerves, so this seemed weird.

Is Jeremy Irons your gyno? Because my cervix gets a regular swipe, swab, or brush, but not a regular snip.










(And no, I don't need anybody to describe a punch biopsy, thank you.)

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by ThrashersFan
Tell the class the truth, I dumped you. And I do like to be on top, just not on top of you. And don't be so mysterious about the "spot" -- it was my first experience with a man who liked a vibrator in his ass.

OK, plus I'm sorry I shit all over your hand, arm, face and Fugazi duvet.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Is Jeremy Irons your gyno? Because my cervix gets a regular swipe, swab, or brush, but not a regular snip.

All I know is that she says "you may feel a pinching sensation" and then there's a mild pinch and then a pause and then kinda like cramps. I think that there's an issue with swipes/swabs not getting enough cells to really see if there are cancerous ones or not.

Edited to clarify, because all of you want to know the details of my pap smears.

[ThrashersFan]

Originally posted by LessinSF
OK, plus I'm sorry I shit all over your hand, arm, face and Fugazi duvet.

The stain and stench of corn never came out of that duvet -- I was forced to move.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by LessinSF
OK, plus I'm sorry I shit all over your hand, arm, face and Fugazi duvet.

For those of you keeping score at home, that's a Dayton Special, a Youngstown Surprise, a Cleveland Steamer, and the little-known Shaker Heights Splashdown.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Peruvian Kool Aid.

S(I wonder how much damage casual use of that stuff from time to time can really do to one's heart... it can really get your ticker revving like a motherfucker)D

Simple answer. In sufficient quantity, strength or under the wrong set of circumstances, it will kill you. This happens not infrequently.