Fashion Board 5-7-04 to 6-9-04

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I thought fish drink white wine.

TM

That's cause all the Mad Dog has pickled your brain, wackadoo.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
not even close[on my favorite pair of her panties].

Well, not any more, silly.

[Penske Material]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
actually I have a vague recollection of DK and dating topics from Infirm, but, alas, my troubled brain cells have issues with remembering the minutae of internet postings for more than a year or so. Unless I was involved in the postings, that is.* Must be an after-effect of all the X. But no one has proven the link yet. I'm ahead of my time.


*Carry on.

Don't let her rile you, sweetie.

She needs to remind everyone of her age every so often to maintain the Senior's discount at Shoney's, bus rides and airfare.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop

Is this the place that has the commercial with that junior high school coach that retires and goes out with his wife to a flair restaurant where the waitress (who probably doesn't even like kung fu) asks the coach to help her hang something and it turns out that it is a bunch of his coaching crap that clearly no one cares about because it is hanging on the wall in a restaurant that has so much crap on it that you can't differentiate it from the blue ribbon for best hog at the county fair and all the other crap and he gets all misty eyed and his wife looks over and is clearly proud even though he never rose in the ranks to make it to a decent school and she's been living off a coach's salary and apparently that gets you a celebratory dinner at fucking Applebees for Christsakes? Because it makes me tuaom every time it's on.

TM

Originally posted by bilmore
No, I meant that DK and Weed are not the same poster, and that you were incorrect when you opined that they might be. That's all.

Sorry about "whiffed", but, hey, my usage fits the most common, non-board one, and remember, the only thing sadder than a middle-aged guy not getting board vernacular is the middle-aged chick who does.

If you are implying that I too am older than dirt, you are wrong. I got at least ten years to go.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
If you are implying that I too am older than dirt, you are wrong. I got at least ten years to go.

You must have older dirt out there.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by taxwonk
That's cause all the Mad Dog has pickled your brain, wackadoo.

I believe it was Malt Liquor.

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Is this the place that has the commercial with that junior high school coach that retires and goes out with his wife to a flair restaurant where the waitress (who probably doesn't even like kung fu) asks the coach to help her hang something and it turns out that it is a bunch of his coaching crap that clearly no one cares about because it is hanging on the wall in a restaurant that has so much crap on it that you can't differentiate it from the blue ribbon for best hog at the county fair and all the other crap and he gets all misty eyed and his wife looks over and is clearly proud even though he never rose in the ranks to make it to a decent school and she's been living off a coach's salary and apparently that gets you a celebratory dinner at fucking Applebees for Christsakes? Because it makes me tuaom every time it's on.

TM

One and the same...

The one that makes me run for the vomitorium though is the recent campaign by Bennigan's to Irish up their image. Dropping cute little Gaelic phrases and Irish folk music into your ads and desperately renaming half your menu with stupidass Irish-sounding names (i.e., O'Brien's pork chop) doesn't make you anything other than just another Friday's-Chili's-Applebee's clone...

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by taxwonk
BTW, I really liked the dark blue satin french cuts.

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
not even close. not even 1 for 3. E for effort though.

Boy, I bet Mr. Man is gonna be pissed when he finds out that wonker's been messing with his BVDs.

[Diane_Keaton]

Originally posted by taxwonk
That's cause all the Mad Dog has pickled your brain, wackadoo.

Racist.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
One and the same...

The one that makes me run for the vomitorium though is the recent campaign by Bennigan's to Irish up their image. Dropping cute little Gaelic phrases and Irish folk music into your ads and desperately renaming half your menu with stupidass Irish-sounding names (i.e., O'Brien's pork chop) doesn't make you anything other than just another Friday's-Chili's-Applebee's clone...

Were they ever anything but?

[Replaced_Texan]

BTW, the moat prediction from yesterday turned out accurate. A bunch of idiots on my block didn't understand the moat concept and tried to drive through. Now they're complaining to the city because they tried to drive through a moat and got their cars stuck therein.

Anyhow, this post is mainly to thank dtb and the posters who came to her aid when she asked last winter where to get a pair of rubber boots for walking around in the muck. During that discussion, someone linked to the cute pink flowered Urban Outfitters' rubber boots, and I bought a pair. They're currently covered in mud in the back of my car, and my decent work shoes survived the muck unscathed.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
Racist.

What do you mean, bimbette? Thurgreed isn't jewish; he drinks the kosher stuff cause it's cheap.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by taxwonk
What do you mean, bimbette? Thurgreed isn't jewish; he drinks the kosher stuff cause it's cheap.

Okay, now you're calling into question the values that kept me strong all through junior high. Mogen David, MD 20/20, and Mad Dog should NEVER be mixed.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Boy, I bet Mr. Man is gonna be pissed when he finds out that wonker's been messing with his BVDs.

I'm not even gonna tell you what I found there. Let's just say there's a reason ncs always wears long sleeves and dark stockings.