It's all about me

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Not me. Who was terrified and why?

That they won't measure up and she will heap scorn upon them.

This is for the little guys, not you, you hot BSD you.

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
BTW, I request circumference as well. So each of you will need a bendy tape measure as well as a ruler.

No need to risk damaging the tender vittles by placing a cold, hard, steel construction-type measuring tape next to it (with potentially sharp edges!). I would suggest the guys use a seamstress's measuring tape for both length and girth.

Send your photos to NCS and/or NFH.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
That they won't measure up and she will heap scorn upon them.

This is for the little guys, not you, you hot BSD you.

Is it ironic that you have a minimum circumference before you'll say yes to a guy, but you don't get asked much because you exceed most guy's maximum circumference?

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
No need to risk damaging the tender vittles by placing a cold, hard, steel construction-type measuring tape next to it (with potentially sharp edges!). I would suggest the guys use a seamstress's measuring tape for both length and girth.

Send your photos to NCS and/or NFH.

Thanks for that. My boss always wondered what I did around here all day. I'm sure this will help in my next review.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I get your point.

Just for the record, I never talked to my mother about sex. If I had a question I would go to my dad. Think Eugene Levy in American Pie and you have my dad, pretty much.

I nver found either parent to be particularly helpful in this regard.
Everything I needed to know was shown in one film - the miracle of childbirth. Contraception? Yes!!

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Thanks for that. My boss always wondered what I did around here all day. I'm sure this will help in my next review.

Well, you are apparently unwilling to travel, so this is the best I can do.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
Well, you are apparently unwilling to travel, so this is the best I can do.

Then I demand metal tape rulers and cock rings.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Is it ironic that you have a minimum circumference before you'll say yes to a guy, but you don't get asked much because you exceed most guy's maximum circumference?

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[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
That they won't measure up and she will heap scorn upon them.

This is for the little guys, not you, you hot BSD you.

I haven't heaped* scorn on anyone about their dick size. in fact I'm not one to heap scorn generally**. I was just saying what I prefer. but I have no intention of fucking anyone from the FB who I do not currently fuck, so why should they care whether hypothetically I like their dicks or not?


*heaped? hept?

**unless given seriously good reasons for scorn-heaping, which would involve far more drawn-out interaction than I have with any of you (aka family baggage)

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
No need to risk damaging the tender vittles by placing a cold, hard, steel construction-type measuring tape next to it (with potentially sharp edges!). I would suggest the guys use a seamstress's measuring tape for both length and girth.

Send your photos to NCS and/or NFH.

I was thinking of one of those measuring tapes like they use to figure out that you are a D, not a C, like you'd been thinking. Not one that you use to measure the wall to make sure that the bookcases you are ordering will fit.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I haven't heaped* scorn on anyone about their dick size. in fact I'm not one to heap scorn generally**. I was just saying what I prefer. but I have no intention of fucking anyone from the FB who I do not currently fuck, so why should they care whether hypothetically I like their dicks or not?


*heaped? hept?

**unless given seriously good reasons for scorn-heaping, which would involve far more drawn-out interaction than I have with any of you (aka family baggage)

i want company in my scorn-heaping.

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I was thinking of one of those measuring tapes like they use to figure out that you are a D, not a C, like you'd been thinking. Not one that you use to measure the wall to make sure that the bookcases you are ordering will fit.

Are you saying you're a D, not a C? I demand proof.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I was just saying what I prefer. but I have no intention of fucking anyone from the FB who I do not currently fuck, so why should they care whether hypothetically I like their dicks or not?

Sweeeeeet. I'm grandfathered in.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
Are you saying you're a D, not a C? I demand proof.

No, that was an experience a good friend of mine had. I laughed at her.

I am one of those unfortunate souls who becomes fat without getting big boobs. Being a 54A is a sad, sad thing.

Like you have any fucking authority to demand anything. I could give a shit if you believe me or not. You'll never see them.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
No, that was an experience a good friend of mine had. I laughed at her.

I am one of those unfortunate souls who becomes fat without getting big boobs. Being a 54A is a sad, sad thing.

Like you have any fucking authority to demand anything. I could give a shit if you believe me or not. You'll never see them.

They're real and they're fabulous.