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[dtb]

Originally posted by ironweed
It's because he'd have to put on the guayabera and go on a rampage -- sucia! mentirosa!! sinverguenza!!!

But that's why I suspect violence would be involved. The portrait you paint closely resembles his everyday demeanor. He's not what you'd call an even-tempered fellow.

Those epithets are terms of endearment compared to what he'd actually call me (if he found out, that is).

Originally posted by Not Bob
Apropos of nothing, what's the over/under on the first lecherous PM to the new chick?

Nice try Humbert, but you're not winning any sucker bets today.

Originally posted by dtb
But that's why I suspect violence would be involved. The portrait you paint closely resembles his everyday demeanor. He's not what you'd call an even-tempered fellow.

Those epithets are terms of endearment compared to what he'd actually call me (if he found out, that is).

I was keeping it clean because I know this is a Family Board.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Apropos of nothing, what's the over/under on the first lecherous PM to the new chick?

No fair of you to propose this, as you probably have material inside information.

First paigow insult of her? Her first stalker/tribute sock? First TM mention of "fu" related to her?

Str8? Making book on any of these?

I suspect these were proposed as an afterthought to the first question, perhaps to cause us some confusion and obfuscate your attempt to make a quick buck. But in the event that I'm wrong, and you're just being protective of your newber, I think it's kinda cute.

[dtb]

Originally posted by ironweed
I was keeping it clean because I know this is a Family Board.

You are nothing if not a gentleman.

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
how come no one thinks that maybe Bill would be able to beat Cuckold's ass?

C'mon. Even a longtime lurker (hi Penske!)-sporadic poster like me knows the answer to this:

Because cuckold is huge-- Basedow-huge . . . . on the internet.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by ironweed
Nice try Humbert, but you're not winning any sucker bets today.

I am offended by what you imply. Or want me to infer. Whichever.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
A gift:

Thanks. Can't get enough. In fact, I recently saw the full, unedited Monsters Balls sex scene, so I'm good -- for a little while, at least.

TM

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Apropos of nothing, what's the over/under on the first lecherous PM to the new chick? First paigow insult of her? Her first stalker/tribute sock? First TM mention of "fu" related to her?

Str8? Making book on any of these?

You've already sent the PM, no?

The real action will be on who first accuses her of being a Penske sock and/or a man pretending to be a woman (NTTAWWT).

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
To hell with Bill. Cuckold's still got to get himself some "strange."

Its your one and only free pass, Cuckold. You can't let that slide.

You've been wronged... think of it as a damages award. You need to be made whole again.

As horrifying a thought as this is, I agree with Sebby.

eta: i do not think there is a clock running though, I think cuckold gets a free pass to use at his discretion during some commercially reasonably period, maybe like the next year

[dtb]

Originally posted by Not Bob
I am offended by what you imply. Or want me to infer. Whichever.

See? I knew you knew the difference.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
You've already sent the PM, no?

The real action will be on who first accuses her of being a Penske sock and/or a man pretending to be a woman (NTTAWWT).

Damn. Can't believe I missed the two most obvious ones. Str8, you got those?

(And, et tu, brute? Sigh.)

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
You've already sent the PM, no?

The real action will be on who first accuses her of being a Penske sock and/or a man pretending to be a woman (NTTAWWT).

Can you ever really be sure its not?

Interesting that a newberchick arrives right after Less' bans me.

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
As horrifying a thought as this is, I agree with Sebby.

eta: i do not think there is a clock running though, I think cuckold gets a free pass to use at his discretion during some commercially reasonably period, maybe like the next year

Have you thought about getting her to give you a FMF?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by dtb
But that's why I suspect violence would be involved. The portrait you paint closely resembles his everyday demeanor. He's not what you'd call an even-tempered fellow.

Those epithets are terms of endearment compared to what he'd actually call me (if he found out, that is).

Does anyone remember the restaurant scene in Internal Affairs with Andy Garcia after Richard Gere sends him his wife's panties? It's like Ricky Ricardo lost his mind. Great scene.

TM