Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
I thought the original function of the parentheticals was to frustrate text searches for posters' names. Can anyone confirm?

I don't know the original motivation, but omitting one's name from the post itself would certainly be at least as effective.


Mmmm(nah . . .

[SlaveNoMore]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
I don't know the original motivation, but omitting one's name from the post itself would certainly be at least as effective.


Mmmm(nah . . .

Changing one's name every year is also helpful.

4yS

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I am a performer.

I'm a Builder. For crying out loud, I said that my idea of hell is having to fix things around the house. How can I be a builder?

yeah yeah, I know that Builder isn't the same as Contractor, but still. sheesh.

[robustpuppy]

As for your questions, Soupy, I don't want to go criticize other posters, but if I may:

Mrs. Sandwich -- pedestrian, conventional. NTTAWWT. If she's nicely endowed, maybe cups o soup?

Soupette -- a little blah. Soupcon would be better.

Soup Dog is pretty good, sounds like Snoop Dog, so it's evocative.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
I'm a Peacemaker (in the 8th Circle of Hell).

I'm a Performer. Like Goldie Hawn and Arsenio Hall (according to Emode).

n(I like parentheticals b/c they are where I make my lame attempts to be witty; well, not this one... shit, maybe they are a waste of time)cs

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Today, in the midst of a four hour conference call, I realized I was out of food in my office and was so hungry I ate part of a paper napkin. It did not do the trick. Thankfully, shortly thereafter I was able to get my secretary's attention - she brought me a banana.

[fufu]

[i] (I like parentheticals b/c they are where I make my lame attempts to be witty; well, not this one... shit, maybe they are a waste of time)cs

Sidd's parentheticals are always amusing but they were particularly so during the Brobeck deathwatch.

[notcasesensitive]

I have a good jpg to post but I have no idea how to do so. Any suggestions? You can send me PM's on it if you care to. I can get it to my yahoo e-mail, but then what should I do?

n(sorry ofr the interruption -- still not funny)cs

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Today, in the midst of a four hour conference call, I realized I was out of food in my office and was so hungry I ate part of a paper napkin. It did not do the trick. Thankfully, shortly thereafter I was able to get my secretary's attention - she brought me a banana.

You know what, I have caught myself doing this. Not so much when I was hungry as about the same time I quit smoking.

That's damn funny.

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I have a good jpg to post but I have no idea how to do so. Any suggestions? You can send me PM's on it if you care to. I can get it to my yahoo e-mail, but then what should I do?

n(sorry ofr the interruption -- still not funny)cs

Is it a link on the web or a pic you have personally? If it is one you have just send it to me, I'll post it.

[SlaveNoMore]

greatwhitenorthchick
Today, in the midst of a four hour conference call, I realized I was out of food in my office and was so hungry I ate part of a paper napkin. It did not do the trick. Thankfully, shortly thereafter I was able to get my secretary's attention - she brought me a banana.

Of the napkin or the banana, I'd say the banana has more appeal



WAKA WAKA WAKA

not7y(somebody stop me)S

[spookyfish]

Okay, did anybody take a good look at this site? I opened the site and took the test. I didn't pay enough attention to the results initially, so I logged on again. What's the main function of this site, a dating service, or is there some other purpose? When I scrolled down to the bottom of the page, it matches your results with other members in your area, with pictures no less! If this is what I would theoretically be compatible with, I have one word -- OOFA!

Without posting pictures, a good poll question for today would be:

If you were in a position to date any of these supposedly compatible people, would you find any of them even remotely physically attractive?

In the interest of disclosure I would say two out of the four listed were even close to being average looking.

Please categorize as follows:

Total Number "Matches"

# of Knockouts

# Above Average

# Average

# Below average

# Butt fugly


My results:

Total - 4

2 - Average

2 - Butt fugly

spooky(can I take the test again?)fish

Edited to say: This may not work as a poll question for Leagl, et. al., b/c the website I believe assumes everyone's a hetero.

[leagleaze]

Edited to say: This may not work as a poll question for Leagl, et. al., b/c the website I believe assumes everyone's a hetero.

Rub it in why don't you. Sure... I don't get to do the fun poll. Nooo, I shouldn't be included.

You fucking breeder

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by leagleaze
Rub it in why don't you. Sure... I don't get to do the fun poll. Nooo, I shouldn't be included.

You fucking breeder

I thought it would be bad form to say you could "pretend you're a guy/girl".

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by spookyfish
I thought it would be bad form to say you could "pretend you're a guy/girl".

No doubt. Then, I might have called you a motherfucking breeder.