It's all about me

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Sweeeeeet. I'm grandfathered in.

"once, in law school, when I was drunk" does not qualify as "currently". sorry.

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
No, that was an experience a good friend of mine had. I laughed at her.

I am one of those unfortunate souls who becomes fat without getting big boobs. Being a 54A is a sad, sad thing.

Like you have any fucking authority to demand anything. I could give a shit if you believe me or not. You'll never see them.

Man, I actually thought we were going to have an interesting, non-hateful exchange before you edited your post to include the last paragraph, which leads me to believe your vitriol is all a front - a mere afterthought used to disguise your deep desire for me.

At any rate, regarding your bra size comment, have you ever considered the possibility that you may, in fact, be a man with a really, really small penis?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
Man, I actually thought we were going to have an interesting, non-hateful exchange before you edited your post to include the last paragraph, which leads me to believe your vitriol is all a front - a mere afterthought used to disguise your deep desire for me.

At any rate, regarding your bra size comment, have you ever considered the possibility that you may, in fact, be a man with a really, really small penis?

I had edited it out, then decided it belonged in.

Sure, honey, I'm a man. Think what you want, assjack.

ETA an exchange about my putative bra size is not actually interesting.

further edited to add "putative"

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I haven't heaped* scorn on anyone about their dick size. in fact I'm not one to heap scorn generally**. I was just saying what I prefer. but I have no intention of fucking anyone from the FB who I do not currently fuck, so why should they care whether hypothetically I like their dicks or not?


*heaped? hept?

**unless given seriously good reasons for scorn-heaping, which would involve far more drawn-out interaction than I have with any of you (aka family baggage)

So it's settled - it's NFHMYDD.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
So it's settled - it's NFHMYDD.

sounds good to me.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
"once, in law school, when I was drunk" does not qualify as "currently". sorry.

You hurt me so. Oh well, I will remember it fondly. And often.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by taxwonk
I didn't do it in the locker room in HS.

I don't do it at work.

And I sure as hell ain't gonna play who's got the biggest swinging dick with a bunch of strangers online.

Sometimes you gotta throw the small ones back.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
"once, in law school, when I was drunk" does not qualify as "currently". sorry.

Does "currently" mean "in the last year"? Just curious.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
but I have no intention of fucking anyone from the FB who I do not currently fuck,

You're breaking my heart.

[Watchtower]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
You're breaking my heart.

Realize that it's hard for her, maintaining her alluring yet innocent FB sex symbol status (I should know, of course).

Give her some space, and just be there when Mr. Man stumbles.

[SlaveNoMore]

Watchtower
Realize that it's hard for her, maintaining her alluring yet innocent FB sex symbol status (I should know, of course).

Give her some space, and just be there when Mr. Man stumbles.

You're falling out of sock character.

[Watchtower]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
You're falling out of sock character.

I humbly beseach your forgiveness.

God Bless.

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
You hurt me so. Oh well, I will remember it fondly. And often.

Not too often I hope. You don't want to get calluses.

[Anne Elk]

Heatley indicted for vehicular homicide and other charges resulting from the car crash that killed his teammate.

Link here

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
Not too often I hope. You don't want to get calluses.

Too late. But thanks. Perhaps we should meet.