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06-13-2005, 05:58 PM
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#676
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Downer post of the day
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Originally posted by dtb
Well, if you must know, Miss Nosy Nelly -- it's Elvis Snotpockets. See? That's why it's outable.
Oops.
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Thank you. I plan to use "Elvis Snotpockets" in my vocabulary. Haven't figured out exactly how, but its going in the mental dictionary. If you made that up, good job. Great ring to it.
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06-13-2005, 05:59 PM
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#677
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
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I Weep
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I thnk Ollie thinks its funny too. Plus, it is your defining internet characteristic, much as Flower's is spinning, Wonk's is being a preggo fetishizer and bold n brazen is being sexy.
As to your second point, its bc I am kissing TM's ass. I hear he washed it and its tiddy.
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You have become Chris.
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06-13-2005, 05:59 PM
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#678
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Downer post of the day
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I like him.
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Confidential to Gwink: Watch yo man around this skeeza, girlfriend.
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06-13-2005, 05:59 PM
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#679
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Downer post of the day
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I may be Dumbest, but I suspect someone here is not telling the truth.
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How about Sunny Snotrocket?
(the suspense is killing me- who is this one scremaing loon yelling Michael is innocent?)
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06-13-2005, 06:00 PM
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#680
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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Downer post of the day
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Thank you. I plan to use "Elvis Snotpockets" in my vocabulary. Haven't figured out exactly how, but its going in the mental dictionary. If you made that up, good job. Great ring to it.
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I'm going to use it to replace my current fake restaurant reservation name, which is Fluteyblootnort.
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06-13-2005, 06:01 PM
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#681
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Downer post of the day
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
How about Sunny Snotrocket?
(the suspense is killing me- who is this one scremaing loon yelling Michael is innocent?)
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Don't be coy - that's the sound of a paigs who just finished a second helping of ass sandwich and is feeling her oats. And corn.
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06-13-2005, 06:01 PM
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#682
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Question
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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
Praise Allah! Someone finally gets me.
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You are such a fucking moron.* Why would I care what two women are doing with a penis stand-in? Once rp had the banana, I'm not interested -- she's a chick. I need, like, Brad Pitt to have the banana, and them to invite me to participate.
btw, to ironweed, i had to look up "jeremiad." thanks!
*hi Sidd!
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06-13-2005, 06:02 PM
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#683
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Moderator
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
According to the CDC, more than a million people in the US have HIV for the first time since the height of the AIDS epidemic in the 80s.
I was recently at an event where they were handing out free condoms, and I remarked to a friend of mine that the timing was good since my supply was running low. He said that when he runs out of condoms, he just flips her over, grabs the lube, and starts fucking her in the ass.
This guy is generally smart, and given how much of a slut he is, I was sort of shocked that he's so cavalier about safe anal sex. Maybe he figures it's easier to catch something on the recieving end, but damn, that's not a risk I'd ever want to take either way.
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Do not download any of "Team America." The "Everybody Has AIDS" tune making fun of Rent will cause you to almost piss yourself and fall off the treadmill.
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06-13-2005, 06:02 PM
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#684
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Downer post of the day
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
How about Sunny Snotrocket?
(the suspense is killing me- who is this one scremaing loon yelling Michael is innocent?)
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If rioting breaks out over this trial, I may have to move to Mexico.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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06-13-2005, 06:02 PM
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#685
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Question
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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
Praise Allah! Someone finally gets me.
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We all got it, but it was retarded. Bananas are no good when they're hard.
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06-13-2005, 06:02 PM
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#686
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Downer post of the day
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Originally posted by ironweed
Don't be coy - that's the sound of a paigs who just finished a second helping of ass sandwich and is feeling her oats. And corn.
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I thought it was slave getting some release after a long weekend at the spittle factory.
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06-13-2005, 06:02 PM
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#687
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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I Weep
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taxwonk
You have become Chris.
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Did Chris have no friends and a really, really fat ass?
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06-13-2005, 06:03 PM
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#688
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No Rank For You!
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: In the thrall of Angelina
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Downer post of the day
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Brad Pitt.
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Jesus, I said be discrete.
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I've re-branded myself.
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06-13-2005, 06:04 PM
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#689
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Do not download any of "Team America." The "Everybody Has AIDS" tune making fun of Rent will cause you to almost piss yourself and fall off the treadmill.
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Thanks for the warning. My lack of coordination is near legendary. I need all the help on the treadmill that I can get.
etfs nearly as legendary as my inability to spell
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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06-13-2005, 06:04 PM
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#690
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Query for the Gang
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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
Rest assured the reason you didn't enjoy was not a result of stupidity. I think it has more to do with whether or not you like philosophy. And by "like philosophy" I don't mean just paying lip service to philosophy. I mean actually reading philosophical works on occassion and getting involved in philosophical debates with your like-minded friends. Ignorance and stupidity are two different things.
I was a philosophy major in college, but my interest in it has decreased substantially over the intervening years, so I probably didn't enjoy it as much as some people out there (read: probably didn't catch all the references to philosophical works). I did, however, find the movie mildly amusing and entertaining.
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Damn those intervening years. If it wasn't for their meddling, you'd still be smart.
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